Game Day Thread - The Legend of Taylor Heinicke at Jerruh's Aluminum Bench Emporium

[max21]

Wow, Allen legit threw a punch. Never fails with this ****in team lol

[TK]

Payne is so pissed he's heating that bench all by himself

[GhostofAlvinWalton]

Just now, KDawg said:

This team is so broken.

Join the party buddy…

 

 

[srtman04]

1 minute ago, KDawg said:

This FRANCHISE is so broken.

 

Fixed for ya. 

[RichmondRedskin88]

Just now, NewCliche21 said:

I guess they're trying to get some first downs so Payne and Allen aren't back on the field soon.

Nah get them back on.  I wouldn’t mind seeing a all out bench clearing brawl. This game sucks. 

[BrentMeisterGeneral]

1 minute ago, abdcskins said:

Holy crap imagine Allen landing that punch.

Would have been Payneful …

 

I’ll get me coat

[TheGreatBuzz]

Ron should bench them both.

[justice98]

Allen is supposed to be a leader too.  That's how he conducts himself on the sideline during a nationally televised game. 

[Bacon]

1 minute ago, PartyPosse said:

Allen probably sick of being the only one doing anything

Gonna end up on IR with a back injury after carrying the defense all year

[KDawg]

Just now, srtman04 said:

 

Fixed for ya. 

Isn't franchise and team the same thing?

[Spaceman Spiff]

I like Colinsworth but I'm getting tired of him acting like this is the '85 Bears defense.

[MrJL]

what happened on our bench?

[tomwvr]

Did th get his hand stepped on?

[aszumilo]

Just now, SAli457180 said:

Payne still looks heated

Hopefully he takes it out on Dak

[Rufus T Firefly]

Just now, GhostofSparta said:

You know what? Kinda glad this is a nationally televised game. Let's just air all this embarrassing bull**** where everyone can see. Maybe it'll encourage somebody to give a damn about how pitiful it makes the org look.

You think this organization is capable of feeling embarrassment?

 

[BrentMeisterGeneral]

Just now, TheGreatBuzz said:

Ron should bench them both.

If he does that this could legitimately go over 100 points for Dallas 

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

1 minute ago, Cooleyfan1993 said:

Wonder what the fight on the sidelines was about. 

Payne said “We shoulda signed Sam Darnold.”

[Renegade7]

Whoa whoa whoa, did Allen swing on Payne or did Payne swing on Allen?  Did I miss the replay? Feeding daughter, wtf?

[SpacePenguin]

What's embarrassing is your verbal felatio of Tom Brady, Collinsworth.

[purbeast]

Seriously why are we punting?  WTF do we have to lose?

[KDawg]

Just now, MrJL said:

what happened on our bench?

 

We brought them from FedEx. So they had that FedEx mojo on them and that mojo has resulted in Allen attempting to kill Payne for reasons unknown. 

[CousinsCowgirl84]

2 minutes ago, Bacon said:

Someone tell everyone fighting on the sidelines to team up on Dan instead

Dan using the fight to sell tickets to eagles fans…

[PartyPosse]

1 minute ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

Ron should bench them both.

With those fancy benches? That’s a reward.

[Catatonic]

1 minute ago, RichmondRedskin88 said:

Nah get them back on.  I wouldn’t mind seeing a all out bench clearing brawl. This game sucks. 

Amongst WFT.

[NewCliche21]

Just now, justice98 said:

Allen is supposed to be a leader too.  That's how he conducts himself on the sideline during a nationally televised game. 

 

Nah, Payne put his hands on Allen because Allen was talking and Payne didn't like it.  I'm guessing Allen was criticizing Payne and Payne decided to make it physical.