SpacePenguin

I think that OL is a pretty big deal when you draft a running QB that weighs 180 at 2.

Commercial never fails. Should've kept the name if they are still gonna be like this.....

Damn, they don't even have a Charles Leno level tackle to protect the Slenderman. This is gonna be ****in' ugly. I'm betting on Marcus Mariota by game 5. Wylie is just gonna ****ing catch air at least three times a game and Jaydog is gonna sprawl out like he's makin' snow angels on a waterslide on a hot summer day. Thank god we are keeping the interior defensive linemen stocked up, though! Please draft a Cousins!!!

This shades/bowtie/goofy hat placement look has been on the rise every year. Get off my lawn!

I don't get what people get outta spoiling picks. It's always just the player name and nothing more. Do you think you're getting a scoop or something? Just ruining it for the rest of us lazy ****s. Don't like.

Good god, I need whatever drugs this cheese pointing guy is on.

This lady needs to buy a tiny fan or something, that hand flap isn't doing ****.

Gen Z kinda likes to dress like pimps. Learn something everyday, I guess.

I've never heard of this Chop guy but I can tell by the people around him that he'll be a success. Old people are the best draft omen. They're the opposite of blond college chicks.

I think so as well, and its probably a good idea considering how much they focused on the defense in FA. Can still get DE and Corner prospects in the mid rounds.

QBs are overdrafted every single year, and people act surprised. I think it's a given that you're overdrafting a first round QB outside of the top 3 picks, and it's probably worth rolling the dice for one. There are a whole lot of QBs who went mid-late 1st round who turned out to be better pros than the top couple of prospects at the position.

Lol, the ESPN jingle noise in the middle of an annoncement of a cancer death was something....

Surrounded by blondes, 80s hair. Scarier bust ratio than shades and diamond earrings. *Shivers*

I wish they'd taken Penix instead, honestly....shades of Warren Moon if I'm drunk enough.

Dude...not only is he wearing 5 (Tress Way changed numbers), he probably has a brand of headphone pajamas built around the number. Pressure makes haunted Indian curses. Please don't make me watch Mariota! I wanna be wrong. Be indestructible, Jayden! Like the least indestructible name ever. I wish he was named Truck Daniels. Even at 180 lbs, I could believe.

I can't believe they though Marcus Mariota was a better option as a backup than Brisset or Howell to back up a Slenderman running QB. I guess we'll see....again. Ugh.

Oh God, Commander Tuddy is ****ing horrifying and they drafted bobart 4. And he's wearing that hat as derpy as possible. Bust city. Please draft a cousins in the mid rounds.

Ey, I'm havin' Vietnam flashbacks ova here! I wish they'd kept Howell.

I wish this kid's midsection was as phat as his diamond earrings.

Didn't you watch the food video? He likes what he likes and it's non ****ing negotiable! He don't know about no calories, got people to do that for him. He just focus on eatin' dat food.

It never ceases to amaze me how people claim that every single yearly draft class is loaded at QB, only to watch 3 outta 4 high first rounders bust out spectacularly, almost every year. I'm with @BatteredFanSyndrome, not one of these QBs seems like a generational prospect to me. They all have their warts. Personally, I'm hoping for anyone but Daniels, but then again I really dislike running QBs with a passion. Even before Bobart 3, I always viewed them as fools' gold. Good for regular season wins, but come playoff time...defenses almost always shut them down, plus there's the increased risk of injury. That being said, I think Maye has a really high chance of busting out as a Commie due to wacky footwork, slow processing, and playing behind an OL that was destroyed by Ron, albeit slightly refurbished. McCarthy seems like a game manager to me, not sure why a team would spend a premium pick on that..... Caleb Williams may pan out, but he's gonna be gone. I feel like Penix or Nix are gonna end up being the gems out of this class.... Oh well, I guess we'll see. Womp Womp.

Forget Brissett, they had a QB under contract that already would be a better backup than Mariota. Howell should not have been traded. The mentor QB stuff is way overblown, that's what a QB coach is for. Likewise, the idea that how likely a QB controversy is to take place in the media should inform a team's decision at QB is also irrelevant. It'd be nice if teams correctly decided to keep the best 2 or 3 QBs you can find, because injuries happen all the time and QB controversies will always exist if the starter struggles. Drafting Kirk Cousins was the smartest thing the Shanny crew ever did here, and if they'd subscribed to these misguided viewpoints, then the 2013-2016 seasons would've been way less entertaining. Ah, well. I'm just a longtime fan. Professionals are running the front office, at least. Time will tell.

I sure hope whatever QB they draft stays healthy, because Mariota has historically been pretty rough to watch, even with a dominant run game to prop him up. I think trading Howell for a bit of draft capital will look silly in hindsight if that comes to pass. It's the most Redskins thing that could happen, so......that's kinda what I expect.

There is a vengeful slender man generational QB prospect, some say he's 6'2, others claim he's naught 5'10, but he is lanky, probably under 200 lbs if you drained his blood, likes to run, is fragile and has people that really like linking twitter posts from clowns that say he's going number 2. One read QB my ass! What could go wrong? Wait this is 2024!? How am I still a fan of this team, again? Ah, yeah....depression mixed with masochism. Carry on.

I'm shocked that anyone who has followed the recent history of this mess of a franchise would want anything to do with Daniels. He's short, scrawny, and takes a lot of big hits. Kinda tempting fate, here. Maybe it's just weirdo LSU fans and people that spam post tweets that have nothing to do with this team, though. Kinda seems like it, for the most part. The ignore list grows ever larger....