SpacePenguin

I think that OL is a pretty big deal when you draft a running QB that weighs 180 at 2.

Commercial never fails. Should've kept the name if they are still gonna be like this.....

Damn, they don't even have a Charles Leno level tackle to protect the Slenderman. This is gonna be ****in' ugly. I'm betting on Marcus Mariota by game 5. Wylie is just gonna ****ing catch air at least three times a game and Jaydog is gonna sprawl out like he's makin' snow angels on a waterslide on a hot summer day. Thank god we are keeping the interior defensive linemen stocked up, though! Please draft a Cousins!!!

This shades/bowtie/goofy hat placement look has been on the rise every year. Get off my lawn!

I don't get what people get outta spoiling picks. It's always just the player name and nothing more. Do you think you're getting a scoop or something? Just ruining it for the rest of us lazy ****s. Don't like.

Good god, I need whatever drugs this cheese pointing guy is on.

This lady needs to buy a tiny fan or something, that hand flap isn't doing ****.

Gen Z kinda likes to dress like pimps. Learn something everyday, I guess.

I've never heard of this Chop guy but I can tell by the people around him that he'll be a success. Old people are the best draft omen. They're the opposite of blond college chicks.

I think so as well, and its probably a good idea considering how much they focused on the defense in FA. Can still get DE and Corner prospects in the mid rounds.

QBs are overdrafted every single year, and people act surprised. I think it's a given that you're overdrafting a first round QB outside of the top 3 picks, and it's probably worth rolling the dice for one. There are a whole lot of QBs who went mid-late 1st round who turned out to be better pros than the top couple of prospects at the position.

Lol, the ESPN jingle noise in the middle of an annoncement of a cancer death was something....

Surrounded by blondes, 80s hair. Scarier bust ratio than shades and diamond earrings. *Shivers*

I wish they'd taken Penix instead, honestly....shades of Warren Moon if I'm drunk enough.

Dude...not only is he wearing 5 (Tress Way changed numbers), he probably has a brand of headphone pajamas built around the number. Pressure makes haunted Indian curses. Please don't make me watch Mariota! I wanna be wrong. Be indestructible, Jayden! Like the least indestructible name ever. I wish he was named Truck Daniels. Even at 180 lbs, I could believe.