Bacon

$50m over 3 years is a significant overpay for 2019-2021 Cutch. Meh.

I absolutely steamrolled my opponent in the first round of the playoffs to the tune of 305.6-235.1 (two weeks combined). He was just 10 points short of being the points leader. So, for the second time in five seasons I've played, the finals in my league is me vs my wife. 😂 We have a combined record of 19-7 and mostly dominated all year long. #1 vs #2. She's really good at fantasy football and crushed me in the finals once before. I'm going to give it my all, but she just gave birth to our first child, so I think she deserves to win. 😉

I had to choose between Amari Cooper, Austin Ekeler and Jaylen Samuels for my flex spot. I made the right choice. 😯

I'm not angry right now. But I will be if someone isn't fired in the next three hours or so.

Thank you! They're doing great and she's even making progress on breastfeeding in the first two hours.

My girl was born today. 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Took 20 hours.

Christmas came a few weeks early for Nats fans.

The last decade has been so shameful that Bruce is moving on to his next alias.

Watch us throw it 8 yards with 18 to go EDIT: I was being ambitious

I've been chanting that for the last 20 years.

I wouldn't have applied for that **** to begin with. Not interested in fracturing my leg.

I was in such a good mood because I got called in for an interview later this week and this trash team had to go and ruin it for two hours.

That one year Colt beat the Cowboys.

Reed can barely survive a week running routes. Imagine how long he would last behind our OL.

Last year, I made it through 11 weeks before I stopped watching. This year, at least I got to week 13. For a once 6-3 team. What a ****ing joke.