Spaceman Spiff

So I made some eggs this morning and was looking for something to put in them when I came across this bottle of hot sauce my mom gave me as a stocking stuffer. Hadn't tried it out yet and I figured my mom loves me and wouldn't want to try to kill me so I opened it up, threw a few dashes in there, scrambled them up and...I'm just now peeling myself off the ceiling. I'm not going to post the photo that Rage Against the Machine used on their first album cover as it's pretty gruesome but you guys probably know what I'm talking about. It's like that, on my tongue. What in the absolute ****. So I look it up. Guess how many scoville units? If you ever see this in the store, ****ing run away:

I don't really get the hate for the Patriots. They're in the AFC, aka the conference I don't really care about. If this was Dallas being this good for this long, I'd probably feel differently, but probably partially out of jealousy that the Redskins can't be that good. I'm sure the Dolphins fans are sick of them. I get people that are tired of them, that's fine. But to see a team sustain excellence for the number of years they have in a league where the deck is stacked against you in order to be that good for that long, it's amazing. I like seeing teams dominate, I like seeing sustained excellence, I like being able to say I saw someone like Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods or Tom Brady take on all comers for years and years. I'm not rooting for them (go McVay!) but if they win I won't hate it.

Championship Sunday hasn't been a disappointment.

Yeah, the kids mocking the Native American guy with the tomahawk chop that they do at the Atlanta Braves games. Hooting and hollering, it's obvious when people are being snide and jerks. That kid who stood there and stared, it wasn't a warm, inviting look. Nice statement from the kid, though, I am sure people who will see what they want to see from that video will think he's an upstanding young citizen who'd never be a jerk. That said, I'm not sure what Phillips hoped to accomplish by approaching that group of kids. I wouldn't call him an aggressor as he didn't do anything threatening but I'm not sure what he was thinking.

i thought Erykah Badu was "woke" https://thegrapevine.theroot.com/black-twitter-tells-erykah-badu-to-have-a-window-seat-a-1831910494

It's a treat to watch teams with real offenses play after watching the drek that is the Redskins. At the same time, it's sad because we aren't anywhere close to being able to do anything like these teams can. It's like the Redskins are playing a completely different sport, almost. Probably not if he doesn't grasp things like understanding why there are so many opposing teams fans in Fed Ex...

Yep. I'd go on a giant tirade. I suspect he will, too.

Hope the Rams win the Super Bowl. Still pissed that we let McVay go.

Clearly you're still drunk.

Saints got absolutely screwed if they don't pull this out. I don't have a dog in this fight as I like both these teams but I'd really like to see Brees get another shot at a Super Bowl. How that play wasn't pass interference was insane.

Killer Mike, trying to live black by only supporting black owned businesses, etc, is interesting. But him going to a black owned strip club with black strippers and turning down a lapdance from an Asian stripper cause she wasn't black is one of the funniest ****ing things I've ever seen.

I agree, regarding the unabashed violence. And yeah, they take a lot of injuries and keep moving (the fight in the weightroom was ridiculous) but I reminded myself it's supposed to be over the top and to suspend some belief. Even though I thought that, the last episode where Punisher gets decked in the face by a big piece of iron and kept going made me roll my eyes. It's like a 2010's version of Leon: The Professional, almost. I really enjoyed it, overall.

I forgot Daredevil was canned. I guess that means Punisher won't be back, which is a shame. I liked Jessica Jones, too. I didn't know that Disney was starting their own streaming service. I found this article which explains a lot if anyone else is in the dark like me: https://www.cnet.com/how-to/disney-disneyplus-streaming-service-name-release-date-shows-movies-to-expect/

They got rid of Iron Fist (which was a bad show) and Luke Cage (which was a great one). Did they get rid of Jessica Jones and Daredevil, too?

Been watching practically all day. Hoooooooly ****. Bernthal is awesome. They better not cancel this like they've canceled their other Marvel series. But the girl that he helps out this season is fantastic. Giorgia Whigham.