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  1. PleaseBlitz

    ***2019 Miracle Nationals WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS***

    In LA for work but totally forgot to bring any Nats gear to represent.
  2. Wicket doesn't drink ****ing glenlivit. He drinks moonshine and jailhouse pruno.
  3. Yea, the feral drunken psychopath with no boundaries or compunction about other people's property OR LIVELIHOODS. Wicket is basically a furry version of John McClane. He's similar to Boba Fett in that they both look cool, but they get pwned the first time they have a job to do. His origin story would probably be pretty good if it wasn't Disney (again, he's probably killed hundreds of people).
  4. PleaseBlitz

    The Impeachment Thread

    Whether he got the identity of the juror, or any juror, right is entirely immaterial. By showing the name/face of any individual and claiming they are a juror, that is an implied threat against all of the real jurors that the insane nutbags that watch Alex Jones will come after them if they don't go a certain way. They way he did it, posting someone's picture, implying they are a juror, making general statements but not threats, allows him to make that point without coming out and saying to his audience "you should threaten the jurors."
  5. PleaseBlitz

    The Impeachment Thread

    Potentially he is seeking to avoid any legal liability associated with divulging privileged communications that he was a party to due to his official position. Potentially he is just trolling.
  6. Bama fans are probably going to treat this thing like the Toomer Oaks.
  7. PleaseBlitz

    Election 2019 - D's take VA. Bevin takes L.

    Far left constantly-aggrieved Twitter is miserable. But less scary than conspiracy-theory facts-are-whatever-I-believe far right Twitter.
  8. PleaseBlitz

    Trump and his cabinet/buffoonery- Get your bunkers ready!

    Imagine being the child of a person that claims to be a billionaire, but having to abase yourself on the View to sell books.
  9. This morning i was listening to the Washington Post's daily podcast. Part of it was about parents who have a tracking app on their kids phones called Life360 which lets parents monitor where their kids are at all times, even how fast they are driving and their heart rate if it's hooked up to a wearable. It's wildly invasive, and parents are like, texting their kids in college about why they aren't at the library and whatnot and, of course, threatening to pull them out of school if they ever turn it off.
  10. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I think it would be amazing if liberals tried to "claim" Thanksgiving, just like we've claimed Nike, the NFL, college and pop culture. It shouldn't be too hard to get MAGA people to boycott Thanksgiving given its historical origin as a celebration of mutual cooperation with non-white people.
  11. PleaseBlitz

    ***2019 Miracle Nationals WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS***

    If we lose Rendon, we move Kieboom to third, keep Turner at SS, and grab a FA to eat innings at second to keep Howie's innings down.