PleaseBlitz

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About PleaseBlitz

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    The Pro Bowlers
  • Birthday 10/31/1979

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    1/1/1111
  • Redskins Fan Since
    Forever
  • Favorite Redskin
    Darrell
  • Location
    Yuppie Headquarters
  • Zip Code
    11111
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    Law-talkin’ Guy

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  1. "Still better than Trump."
  2. And a Nicaraguan woman who helps run a union that doesn't support M4A. Maybe not overtly racist, but certainly not acceptable behavior. And, as ever, Bernie's response was tepid, at best. Sounds familiar ....... https://thenevadaindependent.com/article/culinary-union-officials-face-profanity-laced-attacks-after-scorecard-says-sanders-would-end-their-health-care
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    The airline experience has become miserable

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2020/02/16/dallas-airport-police-taser/
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    The Parenting Thread II - Advice, Tips, Etc

    Not saying anyone should or shouldn't find out the gender, but **** surprises. I need to be as prepared as possible 6 months in advance.
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    The Parenting Thread II - Advice, Tips, Etc

    Bruh. Sorry to hear about gramps. #1 great sentiment. We are having a boy next week and we haven’t decided on a first name, but his middle name WILL be my father and grandfathers name (William). That was decided like 10 years ago. #2 Sometimes **** doesn’t work out like you want. Don’t put too much pressure on yourself about **** you can’t control.
  6. Tony Kornheiser is an embarrassment to our city. At least we can claim that Wilbon is from Chicago. Both of them should know enough to ride off into the sunset.
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    The Parenting Thread II - Advice, Tips, Etc

    Yea, pretty sure we are done with 2. Any more just feels like a guarantee of life long poverty.
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    The Parenting Thread II - Advice, Tips, Etc

    Darkness, silence, bourbon. Purchased. Only $6!
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    The Parenting Thread II - Advice, Tips, Etc

    Good **** here, thank you. Re: the first booger thing, we are partial to the on that lets you suck them out. This thing. https://fridababy.com/products/nosefrida Sound machine is crucial. My wife’s office threw her a shower and they got us this thing. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XMRCC94/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_0A1rEbWKR6B15
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    The Parenting Thread II - Advice, Tips, Etc

    you have underestimated how drunk i am. link?
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    The Parenting Thread II - Advice, Tips, Etc

    Does anyone have anything they bought for their infant that was unique or creative or particularly useful? Asking because the new kiddo is arriving next week, Im on my second bottle of wine, and am currently surfing Amazon.
  12. Venn diagram of Nats fans who (1) are super happy the Nats won and (2) can still hate unremorseful cheating assholes.