China Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Worried about coronavirus? Masturbation boosts your immune system, helping you fight off infection and illness -Achieving orgasm through masturbation provides a rush of feel-good hormones (such as dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin) and can re-balance our levels of cortisol (a stress-inducing hormone). This helps our immune system function at a higher level. -The surge in "feel-good" hormones also promotes a more relaxed and calm state of being, making it easier to achieve restful sleep, which is a critical part in maintaining a high-functioning immune system. -Just as bad habits can slow your immune system, positive habits (such as a healthy sleep schedule and active sex life) can help boost your immune system which can prevent you from becoming sick. Masturbation causes a rush of dopamine, which is a chemical that is associated with our ability to feel pleasure. Along with the rush of dopamine that is released during an orgasm, there is also a release of a hormone called oxytocin, which is commonly referred to as the "love hormone." This concoction of chemicals does more than just boost our mood, it also can play a key role in decreasing stress and promoting relaxation. Oxytocin decreases cortisol, which is a stress hormone that is usually present (in high volumes) during times of anxiety, fear, panic, or distress. The increase of oxytocin and dopamine that causes a decrease in cortisol levels can help boost our immune system because cortisol (well-known for being a stress-inducing hormone) actually helps maintain your immune system if released in small doses. According to Dr. Jennifer Landa, a hormone-therapy specialist, masturbation can produce the right kind of environment for a strengthened immune system to thrive. A study conducted by the Department of Medical Psychology at the University Clinic of Essen (in Germany) showed similar results. A group of 11 volunteers were asked to participate in a study that would look at the effects of orgasm through masturbation on the white blood cell count and immune system. During this experiment, the white blood cell count of each participant was analyzed through measures that were taken 5 minutes before and 45 minutes after reaching a self-induced orgasm. The results confirmed that sexual arousal and orgasm increased the number of white blood cells, particularly the natural killer cells that help fight off infections. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, China said: ... and active sex life can help boost your immune system which can prevent you from becoming sick. Masturbation causes a rush of dopamine ... Masturbation is considered an ‘active sex life’? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Corcaigh said: Masturbation is considered an ‘active sex life’? man cannot live by intercourse alone 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I must have immunity then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 going to pink banana tonight then... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I should be set for a while. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearrock Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Gonna go work out, brb 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Now I know how I'm still here. 2 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 36 minutes ago, Corcaigh said: Masturbation is considered an ‘active sex life’? I'm married, so it's my only sex life. 2 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Riggo-toni said: I'm married, so it's my only sex life. Did you know that scientists have discovered a food that reduces women’s sex drive by a factor of 100? The food is called ‘wedding cake.’ 2 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Then why the **** am I sick all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I'm doing my part to fight COVID-19. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 So you're telling me I was insured this whole time? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Got kids in daycare though so it’s like an unstoppable force meets immovable object situation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 A fapple a day keeps the doctor away. ~Bomp 1 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 And my Dr wondered why I have athletes heart despite retiring from sports. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Well this would explain why it’s running wild in Iran. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I masturbate a lot. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Classic China thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Dont Taze Me Bro said: I hope ole Freddy is left handed or his immunity is gonna get cut off after one “immunotherapy” session. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Just did my part to fight off corona virus. Going to continue on the daily (possibly twice daily depending on hydration) till this disease is eradicated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I'm the healthiest man on earth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrilbo67 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 3/9/2020 at 9:04 PM, Renegade7 said: So you're telling me I was insured this whole time? Don't give our politicians any ideas. Our next healthcare reform bill might just be tax credits for subscriptions to certain websites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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