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About Riggo-toni

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  1. Riggo-toni

    Random Thought Thread

    Artichokes are delicious. I like dipping them in a sauce I make with chopped garlic and pepper sauteed in olive oil with a little bit of butter, and white wine. I bet most posters here don't know how to eat one, though....
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    Random Thought Thread

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    Random Thought Thread

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    Random Thought Thread

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    Poll: Which will happen first?

    Um, no...unless Brucifer Prince of Dimness gets a contract extension in appreciation for the damn good culture.
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    Poll: Which will happen first?

    My prediction: Guice gets hurt diving across the goal line, but the play gets called back because Moses is flagged for holding.
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    What would you do IF YOU bought the team???

    Do a thorough analysis on what teams have had the best draft record over the last 5 years, and from this assemble a list of QUALIFIED GM candidates. Interviews would follow - not just by me, but by a consulting group. Hire the best candidate, and charge him with hiring the next head coach. Make it clear that there will be a 3 year grace period to shed all the deadweight from the roster. Strip Brucifer naked and tied to a sheep, and force him to do 2 laps around FedEx field while Trent Williams rings a bell and shouts "Shame...Shame..." while fans pelt him with all the stale beer and peanuts the team had been selling.
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    Why are we this bad on the field?

    Most have probably forgotten this, but Dannyboy fired the groundskeepers right after he bought the team.
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    The Impeachment Thread

    Have you seen our redneck sleazeball governor? I dare not voice any political opinions amongst my colleagues at work...and I was a libertarian leaning Republican up until W won the 2000 primary. This is prime Fox news territory.
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    Why are we this bad on the field?

    The Rams were an elite team last year, but the wearing down of Gurley and more importantly the breakdown of their offensive line has rendered them rather average. Our OL is well below average, with the vaunted right side grossly underperforming. This is likely to be even more of an issue now with Haskins starting, since he tends to be erratic under pressure. Our secondary still doesn't have a solid free safety, and Norman has been toasted more times than a loaf of bread at a Greek Diner. On top of all this, the last creative mind we had was McVay. Everyone on both sides of the ball is plugged into a system...and yet the back 7 on defense still don't seem to be on the same page. Imagine if Lamar Jackson had been drafted by the Redskins, and had to learn under Gruden rather than Harbaugh. We would all be complaining bitterly about another draft bust, rather than seeing him light up the field.
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    Redskins vs Jets Prediction Thread: The Bowel Bowl pt. 1

    Sam Darnold "I see dead people." No Sam, that's just the Redskins offense. 17-9 Jets.
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    SI: Bezos & Amazon Want In ...On the Redskins?

    Still better than seeing Brucifer's ass in Redskins Park....
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    SI: Bezos & Amazon Want In ...On the Redskins?

    Dan is a marketing guy who probably got lucky with his timing of selling his communications company at the height of the dot-com boom. Everything else he has touched, from the Redskins to Six Flags, to Johnny Rockets, has turned to ****. He is someone who is convinced of the superiority of his own instincts, and acts impulsively on his gut. Bezos is the world's most successful tech billionaire, who will scour every tidbit of analytics to make the best decision possible. Bezos isn't going to hire idiots like Brucifer Prince of Dimness or Vinny Bugeyes. He would put together a think tank to rate all the best GM prospects and make an informed hire.
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    SI: Bezos & Amazon Want In ...On the Redskins?

    Can someone who is a Photoshop genius create a meme we can put on t-shirts with Snyder's face superimposed over Rick Moranis' Darth Vader, Brucifer as Lord Tarquin, and Bezos in Obi-Wan Jedi robes, with the subtitle "Help us Jeff Bezos! You're our only hope. "