Xameil Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Just like my right hand...this thread is too easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 I'm considering trademarks for a new business. Rub and tug services, it might save your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 On 3/9/2020 at 9:58 PM, tshile said: Then why the **** am I sick all the time You must be doing it wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 On 3/9/2020 at 9:58 PM, tshile said: Then why the **** am I sick all the time It doesn't help mental illness. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmsy Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Great! Now i can't blame all these used tissues on a runny nose! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, China said: It doesn't help mental illness. I find that claim dubious. Just imagine your mental state if you weren't giving yourself regular treatments. Edited March 13, 2020 by PokerPacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 11 hours ago, Kosher Ham said: I'm considering trademarks for a new business. Rub and tug services, it might save your life. Is Robert Kraft the spokesperson ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Set your VPN to Italy for free pornhub pro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) So told my wife about this and said sex is important to the immune system. She turns over to me and looks at me, gives me a stare, and says: You need to take four more black elderberry gummies and 2 more garlic pills. I think you will be okay. Edited March 13, 2020 by zskins 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Springfield said: Set your VPN to Italy for free pornhub pro. How do you do that? Asking for a friend..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) 55 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: How do you do that? Asking for a friend..... You download a VPN app from the App Store and connect to an Italian server. Now your browser thinks it’s accessing the Internet from Italy. I use this all the time to watch Canadian CBC tv shows. Edited March 13, 2020 by No Excuses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 19 minutes ago, No Excuses said: You download a VPN app from the App Store and connect to an Italian server. Now your browser thinks it’s accessing the Internet from Italy. I use this all the time to watch Canadian Hockey fetish porn. wow tmi 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, No Excuses said: You download a VPN app from the App Store and connect to an Italian server. Now your browser thinks it’s accessing the Internet from Italy. I use this all the time to watch Canadian CBC tv shows. Would it work for Netflix? When we were there last year, Netflix had a lot of the Hulu/DC/CBS streaming shows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, The Evil Genius said: Would it work for Netflix? When we were there last year, Netflix had a lot of the Hulu/DC/CBS streaming shows... Haven’t tried but it should. Maybe not the app but if you login through a browser, almost definitely. We use the CBC Gem website to stream CBC shows and it always works. Just mirror your phone to a smart TV, Apple TV etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 hours ago, The Evil Genius said: Would it work for Netflix? When we were there last year, Netflix had a lot of the Hulu/DC/CBS streaming shows... I think Netflix tries to block known VPN IPs to avoid this kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 17 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: I think Netflix tries to block known VPN IPs to avoid this kind of thing. Yep, blocks mine to the point where if I wanna watch it I have to go thru my PS4. It'll slip up occasionally though, and I can catch a few ep's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share Posted March 24, 2020 NYC Health Department gets graphic in coronavirus sex memo It’s not always better to love the one you’re self-isolating with. The Department of Health issued guidance Saturday on ways to stay COVID-19-free when the birds and bees beckon amid the coronavirus pandemic. First and foremost: self love is the best — and least dangerous — kind of love. “You are your safest sex partner,” the document reads. “Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after.” Horndogs who “usually” meet partners online should take a break — and make like it’s 2003. “Video dates, sexting or chat rooms may be options for you,” the agency said. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrFan Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I bet pornhub's stock value is soaring right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 it's good to be ambidextrous FRFan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 25, 2020 Author Share Posted March 25, 2020 52 minutes ago, twa said: it's good to be ambidextrous FRFan Or to need both hands. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, China said: Or to need both hands. Tell that to baby-handed cheeto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) shouldn't handjobs be covered as physical therapy after prostrate removal? or at least a tax deduction. Edited March 25, 2020 by twa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 I haven't been masturbating, but I had a lot of sex the past few days. Hopefully that is good for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 5 hours ago, abdcskins said: I haven't been masturbating, but I had a lot of sex the past few days. Hopefully that is good for something. Only if with 5 different people is what I heard... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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