mistertim Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 45 minutes ago, Painkiller said: I don’t think he’s pregnant... but I’m going to tell you what...Dwayne must have one bad ass stomach virus for them to know that 3 days from now he will STILL be too sick to even sit on the sidelines. I was thinking this earlier. I've had stomach flu/GI bugs before and I can't recall one lasting 5+ days. I'd be sending him to the hospital at this point if he's really sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 I’m surprised no one has floated out the theory that Rivera has hooked a line up to Haskins water supply that mixes all of his water with a laxative thus rendering Haskins unable to train at the facility due to his perpetual drizzling ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyholetsgogrant Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 4 hours ago, IrepDC said: Bro Allen didn't throw the ball more than 5 yards past the line of scrimmage. To keep using that game as an example of his superiority passing and "clearly better" accuracy tells me your analysis might be a bit biased. John Keim @john_keim · 3h Asked if Haskins has requested a trade, Rivera said not discussing 'football business.' Can tell you: as of last night, no one has called and no formal request to be traded. Doesn't mean won't happen later. Do think will be tough. Takes one. John Keim @john_keim · 2h Kyle Allen, when asked by @DarrenMHaynes about why he's the QB who could turn this around, says: "That's why you see me do that on third and 1 and stick my nose in there because it really does mean that much to me. This is all I play the game for is competing. It's every day..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Thats... an interesting answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 28 minutes ago, KDawg said: I’m surprised no one has floated out the theory that Rivera has hooked a line up to Haskins water supply that mixes all of his water with a laxative thus rendering Haskins unable to train at the facility due to his perpetual drizzling ****s. Would explain why he doesn’t have pants. If we trade for Odell you’ll know you were onto some ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinking Skins Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 48 minutes ago, KDawg said: I’m surprised no one has floated out the theory that Rivera has hooked a line up to Haskins water supply that mixes all of his water with a laxative thus rendering Haskins unable to train at the facility due to his perpetual drizzling ****s. No lie, it crossed my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 I'm sure it has been mentioned on previous pages but this is straight out of his agents playbook. Jalen Ramsey did the whole "sick" thing with the Jags to force a trade but I have a feeling the market was a lot stronger for an all-pro corner than it is for ol' Simba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSkins Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Heisenberg said: I'm sure it has been mentioned on previous pages but this is straight out of his agents playbook. Jalen Ramsey did the whole "sick" thing with the Jags to force a trade but I have a feeling the market was a lot stronger for an all-pro corner than it is for ol' Simba. Guess who Jalen Ramsey’s agent is? Shockingly (not actually) the same as Haskins. David Mulugeta. The agent must have given Haskins the stomach flu. It was dormant for a year from when Jalen was exposed. Edit Sorry misread your response. Yes 100% agent driven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
method man Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Mulugheta is annoying. He’s the Ali Abdel Aziz of the NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrell Green Fan Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 I heard RR's presser. Said very clearly Dwayne saw the doctor and then went home. Said nothing about the doctor sending him home, said he has not been prevented from being at the facility. Sounds like more immature behavior to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggarriso Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 29 minutes ago, method man said: Mulugheta is annoying. He’s the Ali Abdel Aziz of the NFL Sleeze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartyPosse Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 1 hour ago, heyholetsgogrant said: Kyle Allen, when asked by @DarrenMHaynes about why he's the QB who could turn this around, says: "That's why you see me do that on third and 1 and stick my nose in there because it really does mean that much to me. This is all I play the game for is competing. It's every day..." What a ****y piece of ****. CUT HIM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, PartyPosse said: What a ****y piece of ****. CUT HIM!! ...wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartyPosse Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, ConnSKINS26 said: ...wut? Just kidding. I could have gone with. 3rd and 1 doesn't mean that much to him? DOES HE EVEN CARE ABOUT THE GAME OF FOOTBALL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-9- Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Darrell Green Fan said: I heard RR's presser. Said very clearly Dwayne saw the doctor and then went home. Said nothing about the doctor sending him home, said he has not been prevented from being at the facility. Sounds like more immature behavior to me. Saying he saw the doctor and then went home could mean the same exact thing as he saw the doctor and the doctor sent him home. Just different wording. Yeah, being sick, how immature........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrell Green Fan Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, Cooleyfan1993 said: Saying he saw the doctor and then went home could mean the same exact thing as he saw the doctor and the doctor sent him home. Just different wording. Yeah, being sick, how immature........ I am simply saying there is a difference between being sent home by the doctor and the player deciding to go home. Ron's comments made it sound like it was the 2nd one. 6 hours ago, IrepDC said: I think most already agree Allen is more mobile. Haskins was always a pocket QB even with his weight loss so there's no point debating there. As far as the accuracy goes, I'll wait to see more from Allen. We weigh those -5 to 5 yard passes differently, and that's fine. I.e. if Allen isn't hitting those mid ranged digs like Haskins was or more accurate on those deep throws than Haskins, those slightly more accurate 1 yard flat throws aren't impressive. Simply explaining why his running was part of the evaluation of his play, something some here refuse to do as they evaluate the 2 players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 I'm not saying it's crazy he would fake being sick, but I think it's unlikely. Unless he's going to force a trade, you won't bother with that, or coming in(you'd just phone it in). And you'd most likely use a sickness you knew could last a while. It doesn't add up as anything other than just really bad timing, which based on what I know of this world and how it works, is 99% certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 7 hours ago, Number 44 said: And punter. Don't forget punter. We have a good punter. I forgot our MVP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Darrell Green Fan said: I am simply saying there is a difference between being sent home by the doctor and the player deciding to go home. Ron's comments made it sound like it was the 2nd one. To me, Rivera’s comment sounds like another way of saying the team doctor sent him home. He saw the doctor and then went home (because the doctor sent him home). 48 minutes ago, Peregrine said: I'm not saying it's crazy he would fake being sick, but I think it's unlikely. Unless he's going to force a trade, you won't bother with that, or coming in(you'd just phone it in). And you'd most likely use a sickness you knew could last a while. It doesn't add up as anything other than just really bad timing, which based on what I know of this world and how it works, is 99% certain. Exactly. Really bad timing. It’s not unlikely at all that that’s what this all chalks up to: really crappy timing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinking Skins Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 But Scott said he was in Monday. So why go home today? Was he better and now stuck again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SoCalSkins Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Cooleyfan1993 said: Saying he saw the doctor and then went home could mean the same exact thing as he saw the doctor and the doctor sent him home. Just different wording. Yeah, being sick, how immature........ You actually think he’s sick? 1 hour ago, Peregrine said: I'm not saying it's crazy he would fake being sick, but I think it's unlikely. Unless he's going to force a trade, you won't bother with that, or coming in(you'd just phone it in). And you'd most likely use a sickness you knew could last a while. It doesn't add up as anything other than just really bad timing, which based on what I know of this world and how it works, is 99% certain. His agent pulled the same crap with Jalen Ramsey and the Jaguars last year. This is all about getting him traded or released. To believe he’s not faking is crazy to me. Particularly if you’re saying you’re 99% certain. This is literally the sequel to the fantasy illness his agent produced last year and you’re shocked the sequel has the same premise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 Keep him on the roster. If Allen fails or gets hurt — give him another shot. He’s not worth anything on the market and Alex Smith is a nice story and great guy, but I’ve seen enough. He looked long past his prime before he got hurt and that was 2 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 minute ago, SoCalSkins said: You actually think he’s sick? Yes. I do. and i think people are being silly by calling him immature for a sickness, for throwing up. Plus, people have to realize, rivera is immunocompromised with his cancer/cancer treatments. No reason to risk anything bad happening to rivera. Like I’ve said before. Plenty of things to trash haskins for. Him being a crappy QB, him throwing crappy passes, him not working hard enough after getting the starting job. Trashing a guy for having an illness (especially during this pandemic, where everyone is trying to be as cautious as possible)? People need to stop doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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