ggarriso

Greetings Sons of Washington - I step away for some R&R in the Bahamas and this place has turned into a morgue. Or maybe it is that impending sense of dread when you know your organization has been fleeced again. Somehow this collective has threaded the proverbial needle and found the only human being in the draft that encapsulates the worst attributes of Haskins and RG3, neatly rolled all that into a frail looking E.T. body. The best this fanbase can muster is some type of blind allegiance to "Adam Peters". Was anyone else concerned that the other teams had legitimate looking war rooms and the Commanders team looked like they were operating out of a Red Roof Inn? Why is Doug Williams still wandering around aimlessly? I admit I am legitimately concerned for the young mans health. Lil Jay seems to already have communication issues, often preferring to express his true feelings through his mommy and his agent. I can't even fathom what will happen when the massive CTE sets in after he is ragdolled at TJ Watt at Fedex Field. What is even more embarrassing is watching these stooges take a victory lap while the rest of the NFL laughs, knowing we were the only organization dumb enough to buy in. The Patriots could not believe their luck and were at the podium before ESPN finished their requisite self aggrandizing for fooling the Commanders into thinking this was the prize. The Wise Man Prediction: Bust, Broken, or Traded By Year 4. Sorry friends.

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^^^^ Compare and contrast this with 'lil Jay and his "mommy" mouthpiece disparaging his ASU teammates on his way out, while contributing to the downfall of the entire staff. Its not hard to see which is more ready for the mental grind that is the NFL.

hahahahhahahhaha what? No idea who Wisenflux is but waterboyienmy is a laughing stock, no one is lining up to pick that guy up

This board leaves that work to me.. The wise one will be ready if/when the time comes.

Andy Reid's Waterboy's aka EB's mismanagement of his own situation should be studied by scholars and wise men for years to come as an exemplar potato brain move. EB was an OC in a dynasty level organization and all he had to sit there, pretend to look busy, and let daddy Andy handle the business. Now many of the dummies in the media, and even some blind sheep here on this board, started to mistakingly correlate Chiefs success with some level of actual competency by EB himself. Now, here's where things get interesting. In a moment which should go down in history as a model of lack of self awareness, EB somehow starts to actually buy into his own hype and leaves the comfy confines of Arrowhead to take an "Assistant HC" / OC (lol) job with Ron Riveria and the Commanders. Now the thing to remember is KC was going to continue to let EB play house, act as a straw man OC and not shake up the apple cart. But now one year later: KC: Going to the Super Bowl EB: Assistant OC'ed to 4-13; Set, tied, or challenged records for Interceptions and Sacks; Unemployed Well played, EB , Well Played.

Greetings Nerds and Virgins - It is ggarriso, your sage guide to all things Commanders draft picks and front office decisions.. Those of you who know me well know my record in this space is steller - unblemished, untarnished, and immaculate. Even while being called "mean names" by many of you, I have spoken truth to power, and have predicted the future bust of projected gems such as "Chase Dung", Eric "Andy Ried's Waterboy" Bieniemy, "Simba" (RIP), and even Ron Riveria (Respect). We are going to look past the hype trains and break down character, soul, intelligence, and grit, which are some of the key characteristics which determine success or failure in the National Football League. Let's begin. So, we did it, the wheels fell off the bus so hard that we are drafting #2 in a draft which is full of talent in our positions of need (which is basically every position). So, you may ask, ggarriso - we seek guidance oh wise one, what should the Commanders do - and why will they very likely ultimately select a QB? Lets look at the scenarios from least to most likely: --Caleb Williams: This is almost not worth discussing given Caleb will go #1 either to the Bears or someone trading up with a king's ransom - this will not be our precious Commanders - not this time, and that is for the best. Let's talk about Caleb for a moment shall we. A mentally weak, whiney, (over)hyped, QB from a big college program who is more interested in his own branding than joining a team, with a helicopter daddy who is very involved in the "business side of things", with strong ties to the DC area. Ringing any bells ? If that's not enough, Caleb literally quotes the Lion King on his twitter profile. Only thing remaining to complete this circle of life would be a private draft party at the local Bowl America. When things start to go sideways (and go sideways they will here in DC) you can count on Caleb to cry like a ****, and "Mr. Williams Sr" to start leaking garbage to the press. End of the day there are tools there -- Mahomes 2.0 probably a stretch, but the DC area has a habit of chewing these types up and spitting them out. Possibly good somewhere else if they get him a psychiatrist, some tissues, a new daddy, and some nail polish remover. Pass/Not Relevant - if they is there at two you gotta take a swing, but that scenario is unlikely and you absolutely do not expend the capital it would take to move up to one. --MHJ: Closest thing to a sure fire hit in the draft; it is really hard to imagine MHJ not being a serviceable starter in the NFL for years to come. Reviewing the tape, MHJ might not be well suited for the physicality of the NFL, with not much yardage after contact - but that is a minor concern when compared to the potential upside. If it's me, I'm making this pick and trying to find our Baker Mayfield out there - the underestimated gritty QB who can take a team deep into the playoffs. However, ultimately, Peters will likely find the risk of passing on a "generational" QB is too high, so this pick seems unlikely in reality. But, speaking of physicality, let's move on to: --Jayden Daniels: The ever popular rising pick that has somehow creeped into top 2 consideration in a draft where 1 and 2 were pre-anointed by the all powerful media. A dual threat QB with accuracy issues who often puts their body in danger and has durability concerns in the NFL? Hmmmm.. Haven't heard of that one before. Jayden is built like a 12 year old boy. Literally "lil jay" looks like ET in a football uniform. Multiple times during the tape review "lil jay" was hobbling around like a wounded animal after routine tackles. Unless we can find this guy a new exoskeleton and a cybernetic arm, it's not going to work here. pass. Note that per Papa Elon, we are not far off from this technology being available. --Drake Maye - At this juncture, this is our most likely pick. Drake has all the intangibles, a rocket arm, good character and work ethic, good teammate. Mahomes 2.0 he is not, but he has serviceable mobility and can make plays when things break down (and god knows they will with this motley crew). Fans can wear Maye jerseys without feeling like they are supporting a mental midget diva, past (or future) criminal, or someone a bit too excited about DC's "recreational policies". The package is there, but why do I feel like something is missing? Maybe it's the ACC conference's less than stellar output of starting caliber QBs, maybe it's the UNC uniforms, maybe it's an arguably unwarranted fear of Howell++ (he had his flashes don't deny it). I cant put my finger on it, but there an "it" factor that is lacking. But -- listen now -- MAYbE thats just it fam, MAYbE we have been conditioned by Dan to expect that splashy move, that trade up to #1, that waste of pick on a "dual threat" giraffe. MAYbE, winning in the offseason isn't winning, and MAYbE in Maye we trust. Final ratings: Best Pick: MHJ Most Likely Pick: Maye Sorrow and Pain: Likely

I tried to impart y'all with my sage wisdom on "Chase Dung" early on, on draft day infact, pointing out his lazy tendencies dating back to the college years and calling him a bust. It was an unpopular opinion at the time, went against popular opinion, and many of you called me "mean names". Dung is, and always has been, a turd. I will be imparting some insights into this years draft class soon in the appropriate thread. Be on the lookout for the truth.

Yet again the Mythic ggarriso prediction comes true, I tried to warn y'all about Chase DUNG years ago and you called me names. Yet my sage wisdom has yet again proved correct, dung is a never has been, and lazy to boot. Boooooooooooooo

Never hire the coordinator with the generational talent at their disposal, you hire the guy who is making things happen with trash (See Sean McVay coming from washington). Not to mention everyone knows Andy Reid is the real OC in KC. Also - if you want to be truly disturbed check out Eric's rap sheet, couple highlights --Assault --Assault of a woman --Assault of a Firefighter --DUI and multiple infractions to the point where he lost his license --Likely participation in a recruiting program which involved drugs, alcohol and prostitution More trash from the team known to be a garbage can -

Is that a line in the bottom left of the table or a reflection?

not dung

literally a miracle he did not take an innocent person with him