NoCalMike Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Burgold said: Eesh. Some of the Republican questions are so bad it's embarrassing. I hope one Republican goes full ham and writes down "but her emails" as a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 47 minutes ago, Dan T. said: ...Also the sun rose in the east this morning. When you sell your soul to the devil, the sun rises in all directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmirOfShmo Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Burgold said: Eesh. Some of the Republican questions are so bad it's embarrassing. Like the Graham/Cruz question. Schiff's response was masterful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCalMike Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Every GOP question should add, "therefore, breaking the law is okay" to the end of it, because that is basically what they are trying to argue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 some of mine "mr. cipollone, why do you let men take dumps on you?" "mr. sekulow, why have you gotten so fat the last few months?" "mr. dershowitz, why did you decide to stop molesting children?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, Burgold said: Eesh. Some of the Republican questions are so bad it's embarrassing. They're just asking questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, NoCalMike said: I hope one Republican goes full ham and writes down "but her emails" as a question. Then 53 members of the senate simultaneously burst into applause and Donald Trump strings a load of jism everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, Jumbo said: "mr. dershowitz, why did you decide to stop sexual molesting children?" I’m kind of shocked at how little that’s come up in the media coverage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Burgold said: By seeking to classify it isn't he stating that there are truths in that book that are vital national interest that must not be shared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, Destino said: I’m kind of shocked at how little that’s come up in the media coverage. yeah, the non-right-wing media also struggles and fails in numerous ways i allow the time we're in makes their job unbelievably more difficult to do optimally, but gotta hold a high standard anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Cringeworthy https://www.theroot.com/alan-dershowitz-sure-i-got-a-massage-at-jeffrey-epstei-1836314016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 "mr. cruz, if you were watching obama having sex with your wife, but he was a white christian instead of a black muslim, would you get as turned on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 3 hours ago, illone said: Douche-No-Witz drives me crazy. He is literally a gopper errand boy at this point. GOP congressmen have all been reduced to nothing more than Trump’s goons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogofWar1 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinss Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 James Tabeek. ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened. REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room! BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the... REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn! BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi... REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor. FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol. REPUBLICANS: What? Why? FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation. REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?! FLYNN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you! KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the current chief of staff. Who is he? MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. Sort of. Well, I'm the act... REPUBLICANS: ****. Never mind. PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that... REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President? PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal! PARNAS: Correct. So I just walked right into... TRUMP: I don’t know him. PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties. REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President?? PARNAS: His personal lawyer. REPUBLICANS: Cohen?? COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. Oops. REPUBLICANS: Why? COHEN: For campaign finance violations. REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign? COHEN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Who was the campaign chair?? MANAFORT: *also in orange jumpsuit* Yeah. Me. Also in jail. Heyyyy. REPUBLICANS: IS EVERYBODY IN JAIL?!? PARNAS: It was Giuliani. YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job! REPUBLICANS: Who are you?? YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine. REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government?? GIULIANI: Nope. But I figured no one really follows any rules around here so... REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union?? SONDLAND: *raises hand* It's me. I was also in the roo... REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!! PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 The republicans are sending up absolutely asinine questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 It’s crazy that the Presidents lawyer is arguing that the President can do whatever he deems necessary to win the election as long as he deems his election the best thing for the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Nadler just completely destroyed Doucher-witz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Jerry Nader just smacked down Alan Dershowitz. clear, succinct, and devastating, with a nice little **** slap at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 My Mom actually clued me in to this. And yeah, we're geeky enough to discuss via phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 It’s cause House managers are the only one treating this thing with respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justice98 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 21 minutes ago, Springfield said: The republicans are sending up absolutely asinine questions. And only asking the side that will give them the answer they want said outloud. Like they didnt want to ask the House Managers if Ukraine met the conditions, because they knew the HM would put out the timeline. The one where Trump released the aid only after he knew he was in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Nixon jumping out of his grave: "God Damn it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Burgold Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Schiff throwing Dershowitz's words back in his face makes me smile. The only thing consistent about the Republican argument is its inconsistency. Well, that and it's bald dishonesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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