DogofWar1

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  1. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    I love how instead of saying, oh, I dunno "I made a joke regarding health insurance, since I was talking about being thrown under a bus" Rudy went with "I AM THE ONE WITH DIRT ON THE BIDENS! ME!" Like you could not pick a more incriminating thing to say.
  2. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

  3. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    We now go live to Gordon Sondland's opening statement:
  4. Probably had a minor heart attack. Doctor definitely told him to lay off the tweeting. He will not lay off the tweeting. Saw some people theorizing that this was the plan. Basically say "oh, look at this poor frail old man, let him resign in peace." I'm not buying into it. If that were the case they wouldn't go to an actual hospital with real doctors, they'd stay at the White House and consult with one of their fake doctors. My guess is real medical emergency of some sort.
  5. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    Nunes: "Sue him." Jordan: "No, no, molest him in the showers." Matt Gaetz, kicking in the door, Jack Daniels in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other: "Do both!"
  6. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    Remember how the T-1000 could take people's appearances? I feel like that's what Trump had done to Lindsay, just replaced him with an unfeeling yesman. His only directive, kill John Connor*. *in this metaphor the investigation/impeachment is John Connor
  7. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    Lol Sondland got scared and told the truth. You know, it's a damn shame these incompetent boobs managed to cover up their 2016 stuff. I was hoping we could parlay this whole thing into a annulment and just toss all his appointments out too. Alas, we'll have to settle for impeachment on the illegal **** he did AFTER getting into office.
  8. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    "Oh, you mean THAT quid pro quo! Haha, how silly of me...oh ho ho..." *tugs at collar*
  9. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    Can someone please charge Rudy with something already. Not as a punishment but as a mercy. The man is just not functional anymore.
  10. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    Welllllllll....
  11. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    These idiots are tweeting from inside a SCIF.
  12. DogofWar1

    The Impeachment Thread

    They know that they're got. Sondland is gonna basically give it away 80-90% and Rudy is gonna fill in the last 10-20% whether he wants to or not. So the strat now is to admit it. Get ahead of it and normalize it. That way, when formal evidence is forthcoming, the Trumpists won't be surprised and waiting for talking points, they'll have their arguments lined up and ready to go.
  13. That letter: exists Me:
  14. You know, we joke, but for real, we all know Jacob Wohl is gonna be releasing Deepfakes all over the internet in a couple years trying to convince people that Politician X made a very well produced sex tape.
  15. Jacob Wohl: "Elizabeth Warren ****s young dudes vigorously and is into BDSM and really intense bang sessions." Rest of America: "So she's a really fit 70 year old. Good to know. Checks off age concerns." Wohl: "But she's into kinky stuff! Shame her!" RoA: "Nah man, don't kink shame." Wohl: "Oh yeah, well what if Kamala Harris had an affair with her personnel trainer?" RoA: "Listen, we haven't cared about extramarital affairs since Republicans wore out the issue in 1998. Further, everyone likes to act out their porn fantasies every now and then. Like who hasn't rubbed one out to their favorite pornstar in yoga pants doing leg stretches." Wohl: "..........um....well....what if....Pete.......he's actually GAY!" RoA: "Uh huh, uh huh, yeah, we know. We follow his husband on social media." Wohl: "....Uhhh....buhhhh....um....Bernie....Yang........Klobuchar?" FBI: "Honestly, we should arrest Wohl but this is so pathetic it might be more of a punishment for us to let him keep going."