Cooked Crack Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 (edited) https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/12/03/opinion/covid-19-vaccine-timeline.html Quote Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind very few people across the United States. So, how did you do? Edited February 28, 2023 by Cooked Crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCB Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Interesting! I'm a 50 year old professor, so pretty far down the line. Behind 4.4 million in NC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 I'm at the end...well behind even prisoners... Sometimes I really ****ing hate NY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purbeast Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Quote Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 23.0 million people across the United States. When it comes to Maryland, we think you’re behind 427,700 others who are at higher risk in your state. And in Montgomery County, you’re behind 67,600 others. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 (edited) Jesus. "You’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States. A family of raccoons in your back yard will get a vaccine before you." [Only the second part is made up.] Edited December 4, 2020 by Dan T. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted December 3, 2020 Author Share Posted December 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, Xameil said: I'm at the end...well behind even prisoners... Makes sense. It's harder to not get the virus in prison plus not everyone in prison is staying there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cooked Crack said: Makes sense. It's harder to not get the virus in prison plus not everyone in prison is staying there. Nope sorry...doesn't make sense to me. Travel is important in my job, and not being able to hinders it. I won't be able to travel until I get vaccinated. So...nope..the guy in jail (I'll exclude petty larceny) should not be anywhere near the front. Especially death row inmates or inmates that will be there for many...many years. Vaccinate the guards ahead me..no qualms there but the inmates...no ****ing way in front of upstanding citizens...or my kids...yes they were behind inmates as well...how the **** can you justify THAT?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 43 minutes ago, Xameil said: Nope sorry...doesn't make sense to me. Travel is important in my job, and not being able to hinders it. I won't be able to travel until I get vaccinated. So...nope..the guy in jail (I'll exclude petty larceny) should not be anywhere near the front. Especially death row inmates or inmates that will be there for many...many years. Vaccinate the guards ahead me..no qualms there but the inmates...no ****ing way in front of upstanding citizens...or my kids...yes they were behind inmates as well...how the **** can you justify THAT?!? The thing about medicine is that moral judgements about the fitness of people doesn't come into play in determining who gets treatment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Jesus, im gonna die. Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States. When it comes to Virginia, we think you’re behind 6.8 million others who are at higher risk in your state. And in Prince William County, you’re behind 368,700 others. If the line in Virginia was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing: The article continues below the graphic. There's three people behind me : / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Cooked Crack said: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/12/03/opinion/covid-19-vaccine-timeline.html So, how did you do? I'm behind 268 million other people. And just think, if they can manufacture 3 million doses a week it will take 100 weeks to give everyone a dose. And if the vaccine requires 2 doses, then it'll take 200 weeks (more than 3 and a half years). At 268 million maybe I'll get the vaccine in about 3 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 126.5 million people across the United States. When it comes to Maryland, we think you’re behind 2.3 millionothers who are at higher risk in your state. And in Howard County, you’re behind 99,200 others. If the line in Maryland was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Don’t worry, about half of those in front of you will probably refuse the vaccine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 (edited) I’m in line behind 268.7 million people. mother ****er. 4 hours ago, Xameil said: how the **** can you justify THAT?!? If we gave better economic support we could. But we don’t cause we’re dumb. so I completely understand why you’re angry about it. Edited December 4, 2020 by tshile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins59 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I got 268.7 million as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Wait! Boss reminded me I’m an essential worker as deemed by the government that bumped me up to 126.5 million enjoy the back of the line suckers (I kid) (I’m terrified of the vaccine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I'm in the middle of the pack since I'm a teacher. Otherwise I'm sure I'd be at the back of the line with the rest of you chuckle****s. My wife works in a nursing home so I imagine she'd be closer to the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I think I win so far. I got the 268.7 million, and only three people behind me in line as well. However, living in a heavily populated county, my county number is 811,000 people before me. Take that suckers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 23.0 million people across the United States. When it comes to Virginia, we think you’re behind 535,900 others who are at higher risk in your state. And in Prince William County, you’re behind 20,700 others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Quote Based on your risk profile, we believe you have already received the vaccine. The military are the only group we could find that are told to get a shot and don’t even bother asking what it is anymore. It had to be tested on someone and who would actually sign up for that? You thought that was really a “flu shot”? Ha....ha....ha. WTF? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 millionpeople across the United States. When it comes to Virginia, we think you’re behind 6.8 million others who are at higher risk in your state. Then there was a graphic illustrating where I was in line to receive a vaccine. I scrolled for pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States. When it comes to Virginia, we think you’re behind 6.8 million others who are at higher risk in your state. And in Roanoke City County, you’re behind 87,700 others. So, in other words... Pack a lunch. Got it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I'm in the top third. I guess that's not a bad spot. I can let all the suckers heroes try it out first and see what side-effects it produces while I wait in line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Did I say 3 years? Maybe that was optimistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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