Malapropismic Depository Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 5 hours ago, DJHJR86 said: I've revised my thought on this. I've revised my thought on this. This thread isn't "fun", like it was intended to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 5 hours ago, DJHJR86 said: I've revised my thought on this. Now I think the most Redskins way for this season to end is to have Johnson lead the Skins to an improbable upset over the Titans, and then Gruden starts McCoy for the final game of the year only to get shredded by the Eagles. That's perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veteranskinsfan Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 A loss to the Eagles would be painful and a loss to the Eagles with the wrong quarterback playing could be far worse for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbias Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Well, there's a few things that can happen: 1 - Video emerges of fight between an active player and a woman. The active player loses the fight, but then wounds her with a gun. Unfortunately the player also shoots his own foot when trying to put the gun back in his pocket. Weirdly enough he's wearing his own jersey while this all happens. 2 - Relatively large food poisoning from concession food at the stadium. After investigation everything was long past it's expiry date. Video emerges of Snyder changing the dates so the food appears fine. 3 - Redskins lose to Eagles. They would be winning in the game, then Foles goes out only for Nate Sudfeld to go off. 4 - Going into that Eagles game extensions are announced for both Bruce and Jay. When asked about the extension Jay starts crying and faintly mumbles "kill me..." Really, there are many ways this can go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 So easy... We're getting shutout out in back to back games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 We win the next two games. Dallas loses the next two games. We make the playoffs, possibly as division champs. We immediately get knocked out of the playoffs. The best player of all-time is picked in 2019 where we would have been picked had we lost to the Eagles. And he's picked by the Cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCalMike Posted December 20, 2018 Author Share Posted December 20, 2018 Coming back to this thread after a week or so. Beating the Titans will really set off the Week 17 doomsday scenario possibilities as losing this week pretty much makes Week 17 a meaningless game unless A LOT of other chips fall the 'Skins way this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Skins Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Ah..... losing to a backup QB with a backbreaking 4th quarter interception. of course of course. How did I miss it..... Great effort today. Where was it two weeks ago when it would have mattered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCalMike Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 The Redskins managed to out-Redskins themselves today. They were all over Mariota in the 1st half with the pass rush, then Gabbart comes in who is a statue, and suddenly they can't get close to touching him besides the very first drive he is in the game on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakedtater1 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 The skins still make the playoffs..?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbunny Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 7 hours ago, bakedtater1 said: The skins still make the playoffs..?? Yes they can. But that would require lots of help though. Like Vikings losing to the lions. Eagles losing to the Texans. At least. Really unlikely to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Looks like gruden and co managed to out-redskin even our wildest imaginations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayouBrave86 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 We cut our Pro Bowl safety with one meaningless game left in the season and watch him make an impact in the playoffs for one of our divisional rivals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, BayouBrave86 said: We cut our Pro Bowl safety with one meaningless game left in the season and watch him make an impact in the playoffs for one of our divisional rivals. That's one way to end the season, Eagles sign DJ before our game and he helps them obliterate us for a playoff spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempre_victrix Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Renegade7 said: That's one way to end the season, Eagles sign DJ before our game and he helps them obliterate us for a playoff spot. That would be awesome. I was planning on skipping this game, out of spite for this cut, but if the FleaBags sign DJ, I will HAVE to watch. In fact, I hope they do, that DJ gets a pick six to win the game, and that Bruce hurls himself from the upper deck, landing on Jay..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Renegade7 said: That's one way to end the season, Eagles sign DJ before our game and he helps them obliterate us for a playoff spot. Meh, they'll crush us regardless. If DJ wants to win a Super Bowl he'd go somewhere like New Orleans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Warhead36 said: . If DJ wants to win a Super Bowl he'd go somewhere like New Orleans. Agreed, said that in another thread, hed be perfect there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus T Firefly Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I'd say the Redskins organization has answered this question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsinparadise Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 An extension coming for Bruce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 11 minutes ago, Skinsinparadise said: An extension coming for Bruce? That'd be the cherry on top, wouldn't it? The Redskins are definitely Redskining the rest of the season like only they can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profusion Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Cutting DJ on Christmas Eve is just about the most Redskin-ish thing possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echosams Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Nah, Swearinger goes to the Cowboys, fills the only real hole they have left in their defense, and like the 2000 Ravens, the Defense carries the mediocre Offense to a Superbowl. That would be the worst possible outcome for Redskins fans... but a good one for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbunny Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, echosams said: Nah, Swearinger goes to the Cowboys, fills the only real hole they have left in their defense, and like the 2000 Ravens, the Defense carries the mediocre Offense to a Superbowl. That would be the worst possible outcome for Redskins fans... but a good one for me... He's going to the Cards. They claimed him. Guess what? They were the first team in the waiver wire order... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veteranskinsfan Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Skins start a special teams player to replace DJ Swearinger at safety. Nick Foles throws 4 touchdowns in the first half and their head coach sits Foles for the second half. No. 54 linebacker Mason Foster for Skins decides to quit at halftime to join DJ on the Arizona Cardinals next year. A second special teams player replaces number 54 at linebacker. Eagles run up the middle after half time and score a record 6 touchdowns running . After the game, Gruden tells the press the team never gave up and he is proud of their effort. He promises the fans next year will be better without predicting their probable record ( like 8 wins and 8 losses). On Monday, Doug Williams holds his end of year press conference. He tells the fans he has sent scouts all year to all the Alabama college games and he is certain that he knows which Alabama player will be the Skins first round draft pick in 2019. On Tuesday, number 24 Josh Norman holds his own farewell press conference. He thanks the owner and fans for the memories because he knows the Skins will not be signing him to a new contract. He finds fault with the team doctors, ball boys, and cheerleaders. He hopes to catch on with a playoff contender from the AFC conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailer21 Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Firing Brian Lafemina and anyone else with a fresh perspective on how to rebuild an eroding fanbase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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