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Randal or Mantana? That's the true debate.

Then he told you how he used to play with James. And Kareem. And pretended to throw a no-look pass.

Magic is done with basketball and is now going to bring this level of cutting analysis to, well, baseball. But come October-ish, his Commanders better perform or he will demand they be mentally tougher on the Site Formerly Known as Twitter.

This thread is still titled with the misspelled name of a QB from the 80s. That's so ES.

I used AI to make a picture of The American Dream Dusty Rhodes kissing Ann-Margret. AI is amazing, and you just revolutionized football.

You really committed to this Danny Nickles thing.

Thats my assumption too. I would like a comparison to someone whose highlights are not all in standard def.

Who the **** is Randal?? Randal-El? Can someone correct the title of this thread so we don't all look like morons? While we are at it, if we have to compare him to a black guy, can it be a black guy from this century? We look dumb and old.

Because you said this, I'm going to go into the archives and post every word Om wrote about RGIII during his rookie year. I honestly find it slightly strange the degree to which this fanbase turned on him. His career is truly bizarre. 1. Totally reinvent the game of football for 12 weeks. 2. Destroy your knee because your coach is a stubborn ass and the field was filled with medical waste. 3. Release a dumb video. 4. Be bad at football.

It's honestly pretty amazing how terrible the NFL is at this. I don't completely understand why it's so hard. I understand why baseball prospects miss. You're largely drafting children who aren't going to be playing until their mid 20s, assuming that every tendon in their body doesn't snap before that. When NBA prospects miss, it's usually because of some fatal flaw that everyone was aware of when they drafted him. Like "unable to shoot a basketball well." And NBA surprises tend to be of the Giannis variety of "We knew he could be pretty good, but then he grew 5 inches and gained 50 pounds but somehow got more athletic." The NFL makes no sense. I watched this guy be good against high level competition for three years. And then I measured all his physical tools. And it was good. And then he forgot how to play football. I liked it better when cocaine could be blamed.

No one cares. This is a bad post. Stop making bad posts. Thank you.

I'm pretty certain I predicted this months ago. Or at least came reasonably close to predicting it. Regardless, I'm giving myself credit for it, which means you need to respect me more.

Wow...... That's a remarkably bad post. I don't have time right now, but I'm putting a pin in this and sometime in the next month, I am writing a 1500 word analysis of this nonsense.

Terrible!!!! Also did not read a word past the "Ehhh."

The Commanders are going to **** their pants when they realize this site exists.

All bad!

Trading this pick would be such a (mod edit) move. And we already know how that kind of story ends thanks to Scot McLoughlan.

Hey,....just checking in....I think you're doing great. Just wanted to make a quick point. It's the top five of the NFL Draft. Wherever he goes, it's a terrible landing spot. They are all terrible landing spots. They are always terrible landing spots. Washington is a terrible landing spot. Okay. Thanks for hearing me out.

The competition for New Art is going to be wild.

Yes. We are all aware of this. Thank you for your attempt at educating us and even using an unnecessary illustration. Magic is a cartoon character and that's fun.

Magic Johnson wanting to hire Belichick is so Magic that it sets a new standard for Magic. Magic's first choice was Chuck Noll but was informed that he was dead. Awww,, man.....when we get Belichick we should get Joe Montana as quarterback (high fives Arsenio). Then we'd have Billl...and Joe....and Barry Sanders....whooo weee....showtime!"

By the way, I totally predicted this Daniels thing weeks ago, because I know how the world works. I don't know what QB is good or bad, but I know how stuff happens. Maye is boring. If you squint really hard and rub some Holy Water on your butt, you can imagine him as Josh Allen. But you don't really believe that. What you really think that Cousins is his best case scenario. And that makes you die inside even though that's a pretty good outcome. Daniels though. Daniels can reinvent football. (Maybe). He can be Mahomes if Mahomes was also a sprinter. (Possibly). He can be that one RGIII run all the time in every game on all timelines (Unlikely). I still kinda want Bo Nix because of his name.

I kinda want us to draft Daniels just to watch your processing speed in real time. I don't need to do nothing.

Well, if there is one man who knew the value of draft picks....it's the guy who pretty much stopped using them.

That chart was invented by Jimmy Johnson in 1927. I'm not sure it's really applicable any longer.