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Look, man, if you can only remember the name of one black quarterback, you should at least spell his name correctly.

He has beautiful eyes, and his hair smells like cinnamon!

I thought it was like....gametimes and ****... That seemed pretty stupid in and of itself, but I'm used to the Boomers here asking questions like "What channel is the game on?" So,,,,you know.....

I literally just learned that this thread existed to predict the schedule. Why on earth would that be interesting? Anyway. Go, team.

I watched GCW every week from like early 1980. Tuning in and seeing Vince instead of Gordon was incredibly confusing.

1. We're still going with Randal in the title like the mouth breathers we are. That's fun. 2. People are really invested in Mariotta not being good for some reason. I mean, he's not that good, but there's like serious resentment for it. Relationships with quarterbacks are weird.

You shouldn't post stuff because you are wrong and bad and wrong and this is dumb because it's wrong. Like this is insanley wrong, and I hate you for it. Mantle was supposed to be #6. After Ruth #3, Gerhig #4, DiMaggio #5. He was assigned #6 but got sent back down to the minors after his initial call-up. When he returned, he wanted to be #7. George Costanza also wanted to name his child "Seven" after Mantle. Seriously, it's like the most famous number is sports. Every Boomer male knew it because it was on the baseball cards their moms threw away. By the way, my Father in Law had a mother who did not throw away his baseball cards. He's already distributed some of them to his son and to me. 50s baseball cards are art.

What do you think "tenure" means?

He's the punter. Half the guys don't know his name. In all seriousness, with as insane as NFL roster turnover is in 2024, anyone who is not a 5-time all pro (and punters don't count) shouldn't feel too precious about his number. You're going to be in Seattle next year anyway, amigo. Take the dinner at Morton's or whatever and move on.

He's the punter. Give up the number or get cut. People overthink stuff.

Randal or Mantana? That's the true debate.

Then he told you how he used to play with James. And Kareem. And pretended to throw a no-look pass.

Magic is done with basketball and is now going to bring this level of cutting analysis to, well, baseball. But come October-ish, his Commanders better perform or he will demand they be mentally tougher on the Site Formerly Known as Twitter.

This thread is still titled with the misspelled name of a QB from the 80s. That's so ES.

I used AI to make a picture of The American Dream Dusty Rhodes kissing Ann-Margret. AI is amazing, and you just revolutionized football.

You really committed to this Danny Nickles thing.

Thats my assumption too. I would like a comparison to someone whose highlights are not all in standard def.

Who the **** is Randal?? Randal-El? Can someone correct the title of this thread so we don't all look like morons? While we are at it, if we have to compare him to a black guy, can it be a black guy from this century? We look dumb and old.

Because you said this, I'm going to go into the archives and post every word Om wrote about RGIII during his rookie year. I honestly find it slightly strange the degree to which this fanbase turned on him. His career is truly bizarre. 1. Totally reinvent the game of football for 12 weeks. 2. Destroy your knee because your coach is a stubborn ass and the field was filled with medical waste. 3. Release a dumb video. 4. Be bad at football.

It's honestly pretty amazing how terrible the NFL is at this. I don't completely understand why it's so hard. I understand why baseball prospects miss. You're largely drafting children who aren't going to be playing until their mid 20s, assuming that every tendon in their body doesn't snap before that. When NBA prospects miss, it's usually because of some fatal flaw that everyone was aware of when they drafted him. Like "unable to shoot a basketball well." And NBA surprises tend to be of the Giannis variety of "We knew he could be pretty good, but then he grew 5 inches and gained 50 pounds but somehow got more athletic." The NFL makes no sense. I watched this guy be good against high level competition for three years. And then I measured all his physical tools. And it was good. And then he forgot how to play football. I liked it better when cocaine could be blamed.

No one cares. This is a bad post. Stop making bad posts. Thank you.

I'm pretty certain I predicted this months ago. Or at least came reasonably close to predicting it. Regardless, I'm giving myself credit for it, which means you need to respect me more.

Wow...... That's a remarkably bad post. I don't have time right now, but I'm putting a pin in this and sometime in the next month, I am writing a 1500 word analysis of this nonsense.

Terrible!!!! Also did not read a word past the "Ehhh."

The Commanders are going to **** their pants when they realize this site exists.