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You've been chasing after Howell like a common hoo-ore for pages now. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.

Why are you so desperate to salvage something from Howell here? I will never understand the weird relationships fans develop with the most random players. Let Howell go, man. If he truly loves you, maybe one day, he will return to you. I tend to go with the conventional wisdom that it means that Daniels is the pick, because Daniels is the one guy you probably don't start from Game 1. If you draft Maye, you are probably starting him immediately which means his backup is the guy who is going to be chasing a starting job until he is 53 years old. But I don't know nothing about nothing, and I can never remember Daniels' name.

No one wants to give Howell a shot at being a starter and no one is trading a third rounder for him. Nothing amuses me so much as how much we overvalue the bad players on our terrible team and undervalue the good players on our terrible team. Howell is a dude. I think he's likely to move on in some way, because it's just kinda weird to go from starter to third strong over the course of an off-season. But there's no demand out there for him. Mason Rudolph has the "career backup whose market value will never be higher" market cornered, and no one wants Mason Rudolph.

But can he average 700 yards per year as that one guy here projected for Howel when he decided that Howell was the greatest running QB of all time? Who was that guy? He was funny.

No one cares!

Oh God...... no one gives a **** about these dumb college stats. Why would you even post these? Why don't you put up Mahomes numbers at Texas Tech to further confuse whatever point you think you are making?

Favre and Rodgers were starters for a combined 56 years. You can do all sorts of weird things in the back end of your Quarterback Room when the starter is basically an NFL sea turtle. Everyone has spent three months building out an Extended Commanders Universe where Howell is the backup, and now everyone is scrambling to retcon things with Mariota. People get married to players for the damndest reasons and then get married to storylines about those players. Remember that weird British guy who really loved Bill Callahan? He used to do **** like this.

This is why you sign America's Baby Sitter - Marcus Mariota. He's going to work with the rookie and find him a church with a great Young Adult program and hook him up with an incredible vegan chef.

The Cousins pick was especially weird because we took him relatively high in the fourth round. He was not a 6th or 7th round flyer. A high fourth rounder is a spot where you still have hope of drafting a starter/high end backup/special teams stud. We took a QB knowing that we were going to be insanely short of draft picks going forward. The Cousins pick was entirely Mike Shanahan walking around Ashburn with a large erection demanding that people stare at it.

Teams draft late round QBs to be a third string QB because they don't want to spend any actual money on a third string QB and once every three or four years, one of those guys flashes in a pre-season game and the team is all "yea....we meant to do that."

It's dumb. No one does this. Starters get like 75 percent of the snaps in practice. Backups get 25 percent. Sam Howells throw on the sidelines with the guys on IR.

We signed Mariota. So maybe we are going to develop one QB into a starter and one into a Christian missionary.

I'm fairly certain Kirk was drafter purely out of spite, which makes the fact that he is worth (checks notes) $14 Billion all the funnier.

They are going to take Howell into the woods, open the car door and let him run free.

I just find it endlessly amusing that Kirk Cousins is probably going to retire as the most heavily-compensated NFL player ever, and I'm pretty sure I have a nicer house after watching him on Netflix.

1937 pages of quarterback talk....and no one saw this coming at all. You've all wasted your lives. You have no idea what anyone is doing ever. They are probably going to draft McCarthy now since they essentially just signed McCarthy But He's Old. I don't know anything either. But I know I don't know.

1. Scab QB 2. Bountygate 3. Still holds a grudge against the Bountygate snitch. 4. Possible pill head. 5. Almost certainly covered up for a pill head who was possibly him. 6. Fired the guy who accused him of being a pill head. 7. Divorced his wife for Kenny Chesney's ex 8. Clearly knows a plastic surgeon who will take payment in stolen pills/Saints tickets/Kenny Chesney tickets..

Being bad at posting. Be better.

Your opinions are bad, and no one likes them.

That's dumb.

I don't think opinion is that divided. There is a military industrial complex in football that is designed to generate ungodly amounts of attention on the draft. I don't see this as complicated. Harrison is the best player in the draft and seems like someone who will eventually make the HOF, but he plays a position that is completely dependent on another player. The QBs are fairly simple. 1. Williams is far and away the best and may be one of those "every five years, a superstar is born" guys. 2. Is either Mayes or what's his name from LSU depending on whether you like big arm/white guy hustle or "good lord is that person a superhuman athlete...." 3. Is either Nix or Penix depending on who you liked watching more in college. 4. Is the guy from Michigan who I think may actually suck but also may win 10 games as a rookie, because sure, why not. Buy my draft guide.

If he ****s up this pick, we hate him and want him fired and deservedly so. I've been ****ing about this team on this board for 19 ****ing years. This board has a body count. People have died waiting for this stupid team to be good again. You have the #2 pick in what I'm told is an amazing QB draft. Don't **** it up, or I will hate you. The end.

I don't think you watched football in the 90s and early 00s.

Hey.....go **** yourself.

I'm always fascinated by these questions, because I'm honestly not sure if you know where this monstrosity is. If you are looking for fun stuff to do new the stadium, you got yourself a Wendy's and a 7-11. If you are looking for fun stuff to in the DC metro area over a weekend, that's a much different discussion.