Lombardi's_kid_brother

Maybe with the new ownership, we can bring Kyle back as OC.

Oh go away, "clever" internet poster from 2011.

I'm annoyed someone came here from another board to call me out and confirm that Jumbo is as fat as we think. I need to figure out what burner email I used to create my BGO account and go there with war on my mind.

You know Troy Aikman? Hall of Famer. Three Super Bowls. Been broadcasting the game of the week for 20 years. You know who he considers the single greatest football mind he's ever encountered? Norv ****ing Turner. So......players and fans have different perspectives.

I think "overwhelming us with galactically superior talent" is the answer. Also, Howell is yesterday's news. I live in the now.

We're totally going to find out this hire occurred because Magic Johnson liked his shoes or something. "Oh man.....when he came in with those shoes.....whoooooo-wheeeee....i was like.....showtime!"

Why? Dallas beat us by a combined score of 176-3.

I'm a goddamn American and I can do what I want.

You're bad at this.

It's fine. It feels like we just replaced Ron Rivera with Ron Rivera, but it's fine.

We do. It's Tyreek Hill running by the entire Bills defense while giving a peace sign.

1. Their defense has been this good all year. 2. A few things were wrong with their offense. The biggest is that Kelce came into the season hurt and may actually finally be healthy. He looked washed in October, and now I think he has four years left. And like you said, they cleared the deadwood from the receiving room. Rice is a baller if nothing else. Toney is insanely talented but an absolute head case, and I think Mahomes despises him at this point. 3. I can't overemphasize how good Pacheco is. If this was 1999, he would have 1,700 yards and 22 TDs.

I just did some research. Apparently I made 17 posts because I decided to spend a day mocking Om as much as humanly possible. I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really had an issue with that guy and his endless "I have unlimited space and a thesarus and I am going to tell you what I know about football which is I really don't know what's going on and also my wife left me" posts.

He'd been there 14 years and had largely been treading water for the last 8 years. It's similar to what is going on in Pittsburgh with Tomlin. That fanbase is desperate for someone (anyone) new. NFL fans aren't college football fans. Even good coaches only get about two presidential terms before a change is wanted.

I joined under LKB, made two obnoxious posts, and left. If it took you months to figure out who I was, that's on you. McD5 had charts. So many charts. I honestly had no idea what he was talking about. However, he told the greatest tall tale in the history of this site. His story that he was a highly successful high school bookie. And every Friday, he would head to the alcohol store and get himself a keg. And he would tap said keg and put it in the front seat of his car (which I want to be an Oldsmobile for this story). And he would then drive to all the fly parties and give the fly honies his fly front seat beer. I believe my response to this was, "How bad did that car smell?"

By the way, I'm totally going to fall for Daniels after the combine. I always want the QBs who run a sub 4 40 and can deadlift a boulder so heavy God could not lift it..

We're going to end up hiring Neal Brown in March.

I bet Paul O'Neill is a ****ty tipper.

You are a bad person.

You're a bad person.

I'll allow it.

You know, that last post was a joke. You are bad and this is dumb and you shouldn't post any longer. I now mean every word.

This list is stupid and often wrong and I don't think you know football history at all and you are bad and should probably not post any longer because this is dumb and bad and dumb.

I think nearly everyone expressing disappointed have literally said that this is not the end of the world. But, again, I was hoping for something that felt "triumphant" out of this process. Presenting the defensive coordinator of out biggest rival who was de-pantsed on national tv three weeks ago is not the triumph I wanted. It just feels like a White Elephant party and we ended up with the soap someone bought at Target.

That's the issue with not getting Johnson. Whoever we do end up with is going to be putting together a staff with either the leftovers of the NFL or whatever is left of Rivera's staff. I could care less that someone has a connection to Dallas except I feel like every Dallas coach actually has a different job than the one assigned to them. That team is run from the owner's suite. McCarthy is a souped up corrdinator. His coordinators are souped-up position coaches. And so on and so forth. It's just not a place where someone develops an autonomous personality.