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The competition for New Art is going to be wild.

Yes. We are all aware of this. Thank you for your attempt at educating us and even using an unnecessary illustration. Magic is a cartoon character and that's fun.

Magic Johnson wanting to hire Belichick is so Magic that it sets a new standard for Magic. Magic's first choice was Chuck Noll but was informed that he was dead. Awww,, man.....when we get Belichick we should get Joe Montana as quarterback (high fives Arsenio). Then we'd have Billl...and Joe....and Barry Sanders....whooo weee....showtime!"

By the way, I totally predicted this Daniels thing weeks ago, because I know how the world works. I don't know what QB is good or bad, but I know how stuff happens. Maye is boring. If you squint really hard and rub some Holy Water on your butt, you can imagine him as Josh Allen. But you don't really believe that. What you really think that Cousins is his best case scenario. And that makes you die inside even though that's a pretty good outcome. Daniels though. Daniels can reinvent football. (Maybe). He can be Mahomes if Mahomes was also a sprinter. (Possibly). He can be that one RGIII run all the time in every game on all timelines (Unlikely). I still kinda want Bo Nix because of his name.

I kinda want us to draft Daniels just to watch your processing speed in real time. I don't need to do nothing.

Well, if there is one man who knew the value of draft picks....it's the guy who pretty much stopped using them.

That chart was invented by Jimmy Johnson in 1927. I'm not sure it's really applicable any longer.

Here is my final opinion. Whatever QB you like, I don't.

I will do no such thing.

No, I meant Ditka. You can't prove to me he's alive.

I will say that If Harbaugh talks an NFL team into drafting JJ in the top five, I will take back everything I've ever said about him being a psychotic Jesus-y weirdo. I don't think that's accurate.

I'm trying to think of the teams that "built the roster" and then found the QB. The first is the 00s Steelers who thought they stunk when they drafted Roethlisberger and then realized "Oh ****....we're good." I guess the Rams did it when they signed Stafford but that was the rare "one year all in bet" that actually paid off. The other were the recent 49ers who seem to have done it three times in the last decade, which suggests they haven't actually done it. It's possible that their roster is so good that anyone could play QB. Me....you....a feral cat. Also, I wish Mike Ditka were still alive to push JJ McCarthy. He would like the cut of his jib.

Jimmy the Greek: "I do!! I do!! I do!!"

But it's wildly subjective and just leads to more subjective stuff. I've been listening to a lot of back episodes of The New Heights podcast driving to work. When people talk about Mahomes and leadership, they all say, "He grew up in a locker room." I don't really know what that means aside from literally being in a locker room as a kid. But everyone loves him. When people talk about Brady, they all tell the same stories that make him sound like a massive weirdo. He introduces himself as Tom to all the rookies every year in the same way. He is a massive asshole during practices. He makes you work after practice unless his kids are around. But everyone loves him. So from what I can tell, the best leader would be the son of an NBA player who is also a Scientologist.

I don't know if I agree with all of that, mainly because I don't have any opinion on Maye least of all one that compares him to Allen. I did watch enough Daniels where I think he has some Vick in him, and that makes him both scary to draft and scary not to draft. What I mean is Vick relied on athleticism in college and in the pros but was one of the rare cases where his athletic advantages actually still mattered in the pros. There's only a handlful of guys like that and they are either Hall of Famers (Moss/Deion) or incredibly frustrating talents (Vick/RGIII in year one). I think maybe Daniels' athleticism is such that he may be able to get away with stuff that Fields can't. I think Maye will be good. I think Daniels has potential to be unreal. And that's the dilemma as I see it with the pick. What does guy who is 85 percent as good as Josh Allen get me when 100 percent of Josh Allen can't get out of the divisional round?