ThomasRoane Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 No, but you do get to attend the moderator-only tailgate. Here's a clip from last year's party: OMG!!! Dan T please tell me you've seen the advertisement that was on just before the video. I suggest that any aspiring Mod interns should post their own rendition of a PooPouri commercial. Let the winners float to the top while the losers are flushed into oblivion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Edit based on an edit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfaninny Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Can you find me Tennets in the 540 area code? Virginia Eagle is the distributor for Tennents in your area. Griffin Tavern 659 Zachery Taylor Highway in Flint Hill has it by the can and on tap. Lucky Star Lounge 205 E Main St in Front Royal has it by the can. It would be easier if you gave me a specific town or two that you frequent. Then I could probably find some place closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 they probably have a candidate in mind who doesn't necessarily deserve it but they have to promote him because there is no one else lol. Obviously, all my posts in this thread are all jokes for fun and not to be taken seriously. Oh I know. I just genuinely wonder who the Jim Zorn of ES is and since you brought it up I'm going to discreetly judge any new moderators in their "Jim Zorn" quotient. Don't be the Jim Zorn mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 My day job is database administrator for about 90% of every beer, liquor, and soda distributor in the country. Plus I help with the databases for most of the major brewers in the country. Some folks here can attest to my ability to find beers in your area. Can you locate hard to find bourbon????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfaninny Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Can you locate hard to find bourbon????? Spirits are a little bit harder than beer, but I could try. PM me the info of what you're looking for and which town(s) you live in or frequent and I'll see what I can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wysknz1 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 As a well respected, prominent board contributor (LEAVE IT!), and after careful consideration. I'll throw my proverbial hat into the ring if for nothing else to add a non-American perspective to board issues and to be able to cover different time slots. Now wouldn't y'all just love that to happen? Hail. I thought you already were part of the mod squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Well, I'm glad you're finally looking for "good" ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I am interested. I am currently a mod on Redszone which is the largest Cincinnati Reds baseball forum. I have been a mod before on several maddon type football forums. I will have plenty of time to moderate both boards. Feel free to pm me if have questions for me. Thank you for your consideration. I have also enjoyed helping with the free agency and the player transaction threads etc. dc had suggested that I get more involved with keeping the thread up to date etc. The Reds have fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB17 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 If the mods are ever looking for an editor, I could probably be talked into volunteering. I realize that ES, being what it is, would most likely not have a need for someone with such skills, but I thought I'd throw it out there anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RemoveSnyder Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Thank goodness you didn't say my name. We all know you're too busy with your Gus Gorman computer wizardry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paloosa Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I would love to be a mod and I do have IT skills with a Masters degree in information systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I would love to be a mod and I do have IT skills with a Masters degree in information systems. That's all well and good but can you fix an Atari 500? zoony and his kin are having to make their own entertainment whilst it's down. And for TN mountain folk that's a dangerous prospect for everyone. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus T Firefly Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 That's all well and good but can you fix an Atari 500? zoony and his kin are having to make their own entertainment whilst it's down. And for TN mountain folk that's a dangerous prospect for everyone. Hail. I don't believe there was any such thing as an Atari 500. I had a 2600 back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I don't believe there was any such thing as an Atari 500. I had a 2600 back in the day. Oh brother, you wouldn't believe WHAT 'delights' those deep woods around the Smokies hold. And please don't go investigating. I'd hate to lose you. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoach22 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 5 year, 25 Million, +10M signing bonus is the standard contract for a Mod btw. I heard it was vet min plus incentives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I'd imagine the Wonderlic would knock most outproud to be smart?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I'm really impressed with the quality and number of folks that are willing to take on this job. Its pretty thankless, I was a moderator back in the green screen days when on a good day we would see 200 people total, and it was a chore then. I swore I'd never do it again. My best wishes and good luck to who ever the mod's choose to join them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Is there an ES mod luxury suite at Fed Ex Field? No sorry we have to sit in the back of Dan's suite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinC Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Looks like you have some good candidates already but if you need some International out of hours coverage I'd be happy to oblige. Theres only really GHH and me on this board during your down time but keeping him in check and out of jail is probably a full time job ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Looks like you have some good candidates already but if you need some International out of hours coverage I'd be happy to oblige. Theres only really GHH and me on this board during your down time but keeping him in check and out of jail is probably a full time job ... ^ He'd be a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bedlamVR Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Looks like you have some good candidates already but if you need some International out of hours coverage I'd be happy to oblige. Theres only really GHH and me on this board during your down time but keeping him in check and out of jail is probably a full time job ... Ahem ? No body else you can think of who spends far too much time here and is not in the US ...... Mumble munble ... But GHH and MatrinC would be good options but the thing you really have to remember about GHH is well he is scouse the likleyhood of him not being in jail right now is pretty slim .... Just as a thought if there are lots of people interested could we not have a popular vote (maybe the mayor and mayoress of ES) amongst the offseason dead time with proper nominations campaigning and mud slinging .... And in best redskins traditions the existing mods can then ignore it and choose who they wanted in the first place .... Would that not be better than the countless RGIII threads etc .... (Where is that popcorn smiley) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Just as a thought if there are lots of people interested could we not have a popular vote (maybe the mayor and mayoress of ES) amongst the offseason dead time with proper nominations campaigning and mud slinging .... LOL with all the electioneering, mudslinging etc, no viable people would be left, remember the dread ban hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinC Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Ahem ? No body else you can think of who spends far too much time here and is not in the US ...... Mumble munble ... I was trying to protect the (comparatively) innocent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I don't believe there was any such thing as an Atari 500. I had a 2600 back in the day. I still have one. Haven't turned it on in a few years, but it might still be functional. I'm really impressed with the quality and number of folks that are willing to take on this job. Its pretty thankless... It's been good to see how many people have volunteered, but let's be real. They only get to see the front end part of it, whether it's Jumbo turning phrases and confusing people, Zoony getting salty, or TK posting pictures of stormtroopers. Then they see people get banned, and everyone has their own way of doing it...whether it's Jumbo turning phrases and then banning them, or Zoony getting salty and then banning them....or TK posting pictures of stormtroopers and banning them. And the power seems intoxicating. Don't believe me? Anytime there's a locked thread on the first page, it's almost a guarantee that at least 20 people, posters plus guests, are in there, because they want to see the carnage. I have no doubt many people here have their hearts in the right place, but some probably just want a peek behind the curtain, so to speak. Having been at tailgates with TK and listened to him describe some of the crap he deals with, I don't think many realize they're signing up for glorified janitorial work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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