Week 4: Prediction Thread: The Ravens come to town. OP updated; summary added.

[CommanderInTheRye]

 

 

Hide the maidens and wenches alike! The barbarians are coming to unleash a great merciless ravaging upon anything that gets in their way...

 

 

 

 

 

“I am the punishment of God... If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis Khan

 

Final score:

 

Baltimore Barbarians 69

Washington Bed Wenches 4

 

 

 

 

[Malapropismic Depository]

If you look at our history, you will see that we win this game.

We have a habit of beating the teams we're not supposed to, while losing to teams we shouldn't lose to.

We've even beaten the Ravens before when they were not only good, but perhaps better than they are now.

Baltimore is angry ?

So what ? So is Haskins, and the Former-Skins.

 

Washington No-Names         24

Baltimore Un-masked Birds  16

[El Mexican]

This will be the shortest game of the week.

Ravens have neither the time nor the patience to give this one any thought.

I expect them to run run run with their QB and main RB to end this quickly.

 

Edgar Allan Poes 35

Incognitos 7

[goskins10]

Ravens by as much as they want it to be.  This is over before the half.  Only mystery is the exact final score.  

[cakmoney61]

Can you say massacree (mas-uh-kree)?🤔

 

Ravens 45

The Team  13

 

The Ravens go from Mahomes to Haskins in one week.  It has the feel of a scrimmage game.

 

[EmirOfShmo]

Shutout.

Baltimore large heavily built crow with mainly black plumage - 32

Washington No Mascot with a ****ty name because Snyder sucks donkey balls - 0

 

[KDawg]

12 hours ago, El Mexican said:

This will be the shortest game of the week.

Ravens have neither the time nor the patience to give this one any thought.

I expect them to run run run with their QB and main RB to end this quickly.

 

Edgar Allan Poes 35

Incognitos 7

 

Quoth the Raven, never more.

[-9-]

in 2000 & 2012 ... the Redskins beat the eventual SB champion Ratbirds.

 

history repeats itself ...  Team  19    Balt   17.

 

just hope that no one suffers a career-altering cheap shot.

 

 

[Warhead36]

27-14 Ravens

[Mania]

21 hours ago, ExoDus84 said:

I've got a feeling this game won't be as lopsided as some expect. Lamar hasn't been passing that well, and our d-line is pretty damn good, even if Young is out. Most people are probably expecting a 50-0 blowout, but I think this game will be much closer than that. I think we'll surprise some people by how close the final score is.

 

.....

 

Ravens: 31

Skins: 9

Prior to Monday night he was completing 77% of his passes with the most blitzing in the league.   He's an accurate passer and just had a very bad game against a very good team.  If you watch that game, you really can't blame him much.  He had horrible protection.   I think the Ravens win by 35 points.  Ravens 45  WFT 10

19 hours ago, UK SKINS FAN 74 said:

Ravens win 23-13

sir, you are dreaming

[owa]

Redskins 31

Ravens 6

 

[COWBOY-KILLA-]

Washington pulls a stunner:

 

WFT 24

Ratbirds 23

 

 

[drowland]

Only chance the Team has is to somehow get a 2 score lead going into the 2nd half to get Lamar out of that run offense and make him a pocket passer.  That means the ends contain on the outside to keep him in the pocket, flood the middle of the field and force Lamar to throw to the outside where he's not accurate.  It's a longshot but possible.  Ron and Scott might have to pull out all the tricks in the 1st half.  They have to be aggressive.

[stoshuaj]

Bal’mer is the survivor pick this week.

 

I’d be ok with being wrong.

 

I don’t think I will be.

 

Score doesn’t matter, an L is an L.

 

Would like to see Haskins/the O do.....something well 

 

Not holding my breath

[BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93]

This is one of those games where everyone thinks it’ll be a blow out so much that it randomly will somehow end up close but enough ppl think that way so it’ll turn out to be the blowout we all predicted 

 

Ravens 34

WFT 13

[-9-]

59 minutes ago, BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 said:

... everyone thinks it’ll be a blow out so much ... that it randomly will somehow end up close ... but enough ppl think that way ... so it’ll turn out to be the blowout we all predicted ...

 

 

[Mr. Sinister]

7 hours ago, 09 said:

in 2000 & 2012 ... the Redskins beat the eventual SB champion Ratbirds.

 

history repeats itself ...  Team  19    Balt   17.

 

just hope that no one suffers a career-altering cheap shot.

 

Why'd you have to go and do that? 😭

[-9-]

36 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said:

Why'd you have to go and do that?

 

 

ngata's bull**** cheapshot is another reason i hate baltimore with the same white-hot intensity i hate dallas, nyg and philthy.

 

**** them.

[BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93]

1 hour ago, 09 said:

 

 

EXACTLY 

[Skinsfan1311]

28 Skins

24 ****ing ****birds:

 

In my order if hate:

#1 Dallass

#2 Philthy

#3 Vagiants

#4 Rat****birds

Their fans are almost as loathsome as Iggle fans.  **** 'em

[Mr. Sinister]

41 minutes ago, 09 said:

 

 

ngata's bull**** cheapshot is another reason i hate baltimore with the same white-hot intensity i hate dallas, nyg and philthy.

 

**** them.

 

I try not to think about what might have been were it not for that hit. Too depressing. Probably talking about NFC Championship that year, at least, who knows onward

[-9-]

33 minutes ago, Skinsfan1311 said:

... my order of hate:

#4 Rat****birds

Their fans are almost as loathsome as Iggle fans.  **** 'em

 

10 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said:

I try not to think about what might have been were it not for that hit.  Probably talking about NFC Championship that year, at least, who knows onward ...

 

[kingdaddy]

Ravens                                                        41

Team formerly known as the Redskins       9

[Riggo-toni]

38-6 Baltimore.

[BraveWarrior]

Ravens - 38

The Team That Dare Not Speak Its Name - 14