Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Apparently, this site used to be more fun. Let's make it fun again. Dan Snyder enjoys hiring people. He also enjoys firing people. But the true love of Dan Snyder's life is slurring people as he fires them. So how will Rivera be slurred when he is inevitably fired? My choices: 1. Secret arsonist. 2. Actually illiterate. He will disprove this by reading one of Joe Gibbs' guides to life at a press conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazedSkinsfan Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Bruce Allen hired him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charles mannley Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Too early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Skins Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Inability to turn his son's high school friend into a franchise QB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 This guy will be another Marty, no chance in the world he survives two seasons. Dan and him are going to clash over a draft move and that'll be the beginning of the end. bruce and Joe Gibbs pretended to let Dan make calls, this guy won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hail2skins Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Sheehan tweeted that he thinks Gibbs has been involved in the effort to sell Rivera on the idea of coming here. Can people stop linking Gibbs to current decision making with this team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbit Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 "Yeah me and Belichick were hanging out...were just friends...so what" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I give it 4 years with Dan interfering after Year 3; the first down year in the Rivera era. Dan will tell Ronny, we were so close and you ruined it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idaho fan Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Turned out he was more of a Miller lite guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakedtater1 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Ron couldn't teach snyder how to fish from his yacht in a river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csup Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 He’s a crack head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 He gave him too much power and couldn’t handle it so Snyder will announce himself supreme chancellor of the republic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlueIndian Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, hail2skins said: Sheehan tweeted that he thinks Gibbs has been involved in the effort to sell Rivera on the idea of coming here. Can people stop linking Gibbs to current decision making with this team? It does get a little tiresome. However, Gibbs is a good guy to have as an ambassador after having 10 years of that raging doochenozzle Bruce running your organization. Sadly. any of JG's crew chiefs would do a better job than this parade of stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAskins Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 He's not the racquetball player I thought he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 After Haskins bombs, Riverboat Ron agrees with Doofus Dan's idea of bringing in Cam Newton who gets us CLOSE before going down with another major injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Turns out Rivera was secretly helping the players get a better CBA. Clear conflict of interest, gotta void the whole contract and not owe him anything. Also, he's the one who cuts down those trees for Snyder, so he's gotta go to jail for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB17 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Bruce made me do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxprodigyxx Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Danny will want to take the next step to become an owner/coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyst Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Snyder fires him because Rivera calls him Dan instead of Mr. Snyder while looking him in the eyes and Danny Boy doesn’t like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Some vague explanation regarding "Insubordinance" But in reality, the midget was wasted on Crown and got pissed when Rivera, offended at the notion of wanting to drink with him and do the salsa up in his suite after a big division win, politely refused, and drove home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I think this could actually work because Ron might kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSkins Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Because of his Norv Turner hire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartyPosse Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Drinking in the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaytoAli Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 He didn’t flush and spray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSkins Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 He refused to cut down the trees blocking Dan’s view despite a contractual clause obligating him to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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