GhostofSparta

Boo. That is all.

So I'm in right field and couldn't really see that well. Looked like it should have been fan interference and a double, but I'm at a bad angle

Go O's! Ignore my buddy in Pirate's gear, he bought the tickets as my B-day present so I let him come.

Well the good news for Kyle is that with scores that low he could still easily become a cop. He just has to hope that score doesn't make him TOO smart for most police forces.

I mean, according to the stereotypes, the Navy is where all the homosexual men go, right? So in theory you'd be a virgin for your entire time serving. What's the problem?

I heard this all the time growing up in a conservative and religious setting. As I get older, it becomes so funny and sad to hear people say this, because all I can hear is "I'm bad a sex and have only ever done missionary in my life." No wonder they're so cranky.

Controversial and very calloused opinion incoming: While I feel for normal people who are caught in the middle of this, and I know not every Red State is 100% Republicans and lots of people get caught and hurt by this kind of bull****, I think it's kind of hilarious that any of these "Life being at conception!" Christofacists are about to be hoisted by their own petards. I deeply wish those people would not be allowed any kind of fertility treatment, after all if you have to use *shudder* science and technology *gasp!" to get pregnant, then maybe that's just God telling you that you're not supposed to have a kid and spending tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars to spit in the face of God should not be allowed when there are about to be plenty of precious souls saved by your anti-abortion laws that now need homes. Maybe God wants you to adopt one or two of those precious babies your laws just saved and are now plentifully available instead of spending that kind of money on trying to fool nature into giving you your own offspring when clearly your genetics just suck and your bloodline deserves to end? Yeah, I know. There are a LOT more people who are going to suffer than this small group of idiots, and most of them will never face any repercussions for this, but sometimes when these situation happen, all you can do is take a little schadenfreude at the ones whose faces are getting eaten by the leopards they voted for.

Republicans don't govern by laws, only vibes. And this guy's vibes? They're spot on.

wE cAn AlWaYs TeLl!!!!

Is Carlos Rodgers deteriorating and should be let go? If you get bored with that debate, we can just talk about sandwiches.

No, see, you misunderstand. The point is for these politicians to be able to publicly slut-shame their mistresses (or use this to "encourage" them to use birth control properly so they don't have to be bothered worrying about it) without getting their own names dragged through the mud. In fact, you may have just reminded them to add the addendum to protect the names of the poor, innocent men who had nothing to do with these evil Jezebels murdering these men's unwanted offspring.

I've spent several years in the Game Day threads, so I think I can picture it.