Larry Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Actually, Donald, if you want to help America grow? How about adding Puerto Rico? You could probably convince the country that owns them now to sell them to us for cheap. Much better golfing weather, too. And I hear their current President has been spending millions at your golf club and hotels, too. You could probably get it done before the next election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, Llevron said: Which one of yall would like to help me plan group #MAGA trips to Greenland? We can provide hotel reservations (at a cost) and tours (at a cost) and provide maps, and hats, and ****s and even help with flight reservations (all at a cost). I really feel like we could pocket some good cash from these folks. Ill do all the work I just need a white guy or hot white girl to be the face of it. Hell we could provide the same services for trips to Russia and NK. We could call them Trips for Trump or something. They wont care as long as the logo is red and has a bit ass T on it. Im not joking at all someone get with me on this. Not a bad idea tbh but I doubt his supporters even own passports. Most of them probably haven’t traveled more than 50 miles from where they were born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, No Excuses said: Not a bad idea tbh but I doubt his supporters even own passports. Most of them probably haven’t traveled more than 50 miles from where they were born. We could provide help with that as well (for a cost). Anything we can do to make it easier for them...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 39 minutes ago, Larry said: Actually, Donald, if you want to help America grow? How about adding Puerto Rico? You could probably convince the country that owns them now to sell them to us for cheap. Much better golfing weather, too. And I hear their current President has been spending millions at your golf club and hotels, too. You could probably get it done before the next election. Nooooooo. We need to free Puerto Rico from the tryanny of Trumperica. Grant them independence. If Trump really wants to help his master, he should break thw country apart. Spin off the states into new countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Llevron said: Which one of yall would like to help me plan group #MAGA trips to Greenland? We can provide hotel reservations (at a cost) and tours (at a cost) and provide maps, and hats, and ****s and even help with flight reservations (all at a cost). I really feel like we could pocket some good cash from these folks. Ill do all the work I just need a white guy or hot white girl to be the face of it. Hell we could provide the same services for trips to Russia and NK. We could call them Trips for Trump or something. They wont care as long as the logo is red and has a bit ass T on it. Im not joking at all someone get with me on this. This is amazing. I don't have time to teach MAGA people all the things they'd need to learn to survive a trip out of their small village to a foreign country, but I'd happily provide some startup capital to get it rolling (at a cost). It will be totally worth it when the realize that the Danish region of Greenland is actually majority non-white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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No Excuses Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 "Trips for Trump" is an absolutely hilarious name and it would 100% work. Make it a very fascist tour of all the ultra-right wing countries like Poland, Hungary, Brazil and India. Special packages for Russia and North Korea. Label it as a middle finger to the liberals and MAGA dorks from all over the country will be signing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Llevron said: Which one of yall would like to help me plan group #MAGA trips to Greenland? We can provide hotel reservations (at a cost) and tours (at a cost) and provide maps, and hats, and ****s and even help with flight reservations (all at a cost). I really feel like we could pocket some good cash from these folks. Ill do all the work I just need a white guy or hot white girl to be the face of it. Hell we could provide the same services for trips to Russia and NK. We could call them Trips for Trump or something. They wont care as long as the logo is red and has a bit ass T on it. Im not joking at all someone get with me on this. I'm down as long as the flights are one way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Cooked Crack said: I'm down as long as the flights are one way. Don't do that to the Inuit. They go through enough. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Llevron said: I really feel like we could pocket some good cash from these folks. Ill do all the work I just need a white guy or hot white girl to be the face of it. I’m a white guy or hot white girl. Now there’s also a humanitarian consideration involved here as we would be conning the stupid out of there meager finances. Another thing that makes me perfect for this role is that I have no problem with that whatsoever. **** ‘em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dan T. Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 17 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Now there’s also a humanitarian consideration involved here as we would be conning the stupid out of there meager finances. Another things that makes me perfect for this role is that I have no problems with that. **** ‘em. Many of them are likely graduates of Trump University. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 These ball lickers have no shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Just another talking point that will send independents and some Republicans running away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Would you bet against Agent Orange intervening in the currency markets in a failed attempt to weaken the dollar and ending up with a large pile of Chinese yuan sitting in the Treasury? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Cooked Crack said: These ball lickers have no shame. We should obviously buy the thing that is not for sale. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hail2skins Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, visionary said: Tough to disagree with Lowry here, but saying that the "Dems risk nominating someone dull" really speaks poorly to the state of the electorate of this country. One of Lowry's cohorts at National Review, Andrew McCarthy, wrote in a piece a few weeks ago that the only reason Trump won in 2016 was two words: "Hillary Clinton." So that's a ringing endorsement for this guy's reelection? SMH...…………... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogofWar1 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 I'm straight up on the MABA wagon. Make America Boring Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Noice. 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 On the roof ain't in the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, twa said: On the roof ain't in the building. Started in the building then moved to the roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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