skinsmarydu Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Oh, dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 7 hours ago, Barry.Randolphe said: If they ask what you expect to be doing in 5 years, don't say 'your wife' Don't say 'your wife'. Don't say 'your wife'. Don't say 'your wife'. Don't say 'your wife'. Don't say 'your wife'. "Your mom." Nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Hey gang, where's @pjfootballer been? Is it me or has it been a minute since he's been around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 My wife is starting grad school. And my 8th grade educated self is sitting here admiring my investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I find myself deleting a lot of posts because the humor is probably too inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: I find myself deleting a lot of posts because the humor is probably too inappropriate. Coward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 22 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: My wife is starting grad school. And my 8th grade educated self is sitting here admiring my investment. My division chief on my ship(1st Deck)only had 8. I have a boatload more respect for you than he could ever begin to think he deserves. Carry on smartly with a hail. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 9 hours ago, skinsmarydu said: This is spot on. (And it'll work for her if you let it.) As LSF said, shut her down. You don't have to be mean, but when she's close, scoot a little. If she should ever confront you about it, just say "Well, I'm attached & don't want any misunderstandings. "...after all, that would be the truth...right? Why shut her down if the boots can knock? 8 hours ago, skinsmarydu said: Hey gang, where's @pjfootballer been? Is it me or has it been a minute since he's been around? He keeps his distance now. I can text him if you want me to check up on him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Found out about an old coworker recently... His dad was a rich lawyer but passed away recently. Left him a bunch of money. Him and and his wife always seemed short on money and now came into this largesse. So soon after the inheritance comes through his wife says she wants a tummy tuck and a boob job. He agrees. She says she wants to renovate the house. He agrees. After renovation is done she says let’s out the house on the market, because the market is hot right now. He agrees to sell the house and move into a rental while they house hunt. The day after they close the sale of the house she serves him with divorce papers. The story above was over the course of 2-3 years. She had been cheating on him for at least one year. Totally played him. She played the long game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I'll take "No Surgery" for an EXTRA $50,000, Alex. 5 hours ago, Dont Taze Me Bro said: He keeps his distance now. I can text him if you want me to check up on him? Now I sound like a grandma, but YES...just to know he's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 11 hours ago, TheGreatBuzz said: My wife is starting grad school. And my 8th grade educated self is sitting here admiring my investment. On that note, hey RTT fam. I've been reading ES but haven't had time to post much other than the occasional snarky Trump drive-by. Grad school on top of a job and two kids has kept me busy, but I'm done! Got my masters, so I'll be back to stinking up this thread real soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Happy birthday to Rob Halford! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I can't even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Elessar78 said: Found out about an old coworker recently... His dad was a rich lawyer but passed away recently. Left him a bunch of money. Him and and his wife always seemed short on money and now came into this largesse. So soon after the inheritance comes through his wife says she wants a tummy tuck and a boob job. He agrees. She says she wants to renovate the house. He agrees. After renovation is done she says let’s out the house on the market, because the market is hot right now. He agrees to sell the house and move into a rental while they house hunt. The day after they close the sale of the house she serves him with divorce papers. The story above was over the course of 2-3 years. She had been cheating on him for at least one year. Totally played him. She played the long game. Vile human being 2 hours ago, Elessar78 said: Found out about an old coworker recently... His dad was a rich lawyer but passed away recently. Left him a bunch of money. Him and and his wife always seemed short on money and now came into this largesse. So soon after the inheritance comes through his wife says she wants a tummy tuck and a boob job. He agrees. She says she wants to renovate the house. He agrees. After renovation is done she says let’s out the house on the market, because the market is hot right now. He agrees to sell the house and move into a rental while they house hunt. The day after they close the sale of the house she serves him with divorce papers. The story above was over the course of 2-3 years. She had been cheating on him for at least one year. Totally played him. She played the long game. Vile human being That’s like the slowest shuffling ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 On 8/24/2018 at 10:51 AM, Chew said: Ugh, my bad. Pregnancy brain. Um, OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 On 8/23/2018 at 10:41 PM, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I feel like I’m overthinking these practice interview questions. Good luck. Break a leg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Chew said: Good luck. Break a leg! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Good luck! Don't overthink, act naturally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 6 hours ago, skinsmarydu said: Now I sound like a grandma, but YES...just to know he's ok. He said to tell everyone hi and that he's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 19 hours ago, PokerPacker said: I find myself deleting a lot of posts because the humor is probably too inappropriate. Let Simon out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Oh, and our best player on offense is a Greek mythology with one foot in the grave, while the other one died on our very field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Released nationwide on this day, August 25th, 79 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Fairfax Comiccon was pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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