Renegade7 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: See? This is why I only post in the tailgate now. Big reason I love the Tailgate because Stadium folk no better then to follow me here. Just start a thread with an outlandish idea, spend 5 pages proving you aren't on drugs, then people will see the light. That's my RB thread in a nutshell, figured I'd a temporary "Hi There" for making a Le'Veon Bell thread, think mods asleep at the wheel there too, just tad more likely to wake up at the wheel before driving us off a bridge like we went through ThinWhiteDuke with. There's more tolerance there for "I'm upset and I don't have to prove why", but I don't f'n care, I'm not there to help water their endless pursuit for something else to be miserable about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Tried to pick up a stranger at the bar tonight. First time I've done anything like that since college. Game's a little rusty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Tried to pick up a stranger at the bar tonight. First time I've done anything like that since college. Game's a little rusty. Dude. Grab your wrist with your hand to get a good grip when you pull them into you. Grab low just above the knees and bend, then drive upward with your legs. Their torso should naturally fold over your shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Tried to pick up a stranger at the bar tonight. First time I've done anything like that since college. Game's a little rusty. Get any #s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 16 minutes ago, Chew said: Get any #s? Person turned to the bartender and immediately ordered an "Angel Shot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 37 minutes ago, Chew said: Get any #s? 44-46-52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 16 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said: 44-46-52 Only if she's 5'2" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 55 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: Only if she's 5'2" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 7 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Tried to pick up a stranger at the bar tonight. First time I've done anything like that since college. Game's a little rusty. Sorry. Had to get that out of my system. How'd it go? We talking stammering? Or did you have a conversation with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 So 120 years ago today some pharmacist comes up with a drink to "cure" dyspepsia. It has sugar, water, nutmeg, lemon, caramel, and other rare oils in it. He named it Pepsi-Cola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Any pickup line suggestions? I didn't have any success with "Enough talk" or "GET THE **** IN THE CAR!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 "Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw." Then do this towards her: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 32 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Any pickup line suggestions? I didn't have any success with "Enough talk" or "GET THE **** IN THE CAR!!" No lines. Just ask if you can buy them a drink—then you have that amount of time to have a chat (however long it takes to finish the drink). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 38 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Any pickup line suggestions? I didn't have any success with "Enough talk" or "GET THE **** IN THE CAR!!" “So...how about this whole Trump deal? It’s really something, isn’t it?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 31 minutes ago, Chew said: "Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw." Then do this towards her: I put the sensual in consensual. then do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 https://www.hcamag.com/hr-news/expletiveridden-tweets-cost-woman-nasa-internship-254191.aspx lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I'm going to try, "I discovered a way to temporarily make my penis 9 inches long... fold it in half." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: I'm going to try, "I discovered a way to temporarily make my penis 9 inches long... fold it in half." Order some artichoke dip. When it arrives eat it all. Without using your hands. Who needs words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 39 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: Just ask if you can buy them a drink—then you have that amount of time to have a chat (however long it takes to finish the drink). Terrible advice. Who wants a lady that can't afford her own drinks ? Not this guy. Broke is a no-no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, Kosher Ham said: Terrible advice. Who wants a lady that can't afford her own drinks ? Not this guy. Broke is a no-no. Buying them a drink doesn't mean they can't afford their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 What’s next buying them dinner? This is what you do. I’m assuming you wearing a short sleeve shirt to show the guns. You order a drink while flexing then you lick your lips as you stare deep in her eyes. If she isn’t immediately turned on she a lesbian and move on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: Buying them a drink doesn't mean they can't afford their own. Sure not always. Just makes you look like a simp. Someone idolizing mediocre p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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