Dont Taze Me Bro Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Any pickup line suggestions? I didn't have any success with "Enough talk" or "GET THE **** IN THE CAR!!" Try this one. But make sure you case the place first and plan an exit route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 9 hours ago, Renegade7 said: Stadium folk no better then to follow me here. And if they do... You know what they'll awaken in the darkness.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Any pickup line suggestions? I didn't have any success with "Enough talk" or "GET THE **** IN THE CAR!!" Commenting on something I imagine isn't commented on a lot has been a good start for me in any setting, but you should be able to tell if she finds you attractive before you even open your mouth. BTW, @Kosher Ham, great taste in music, now go get your thread, was working on that 2 in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Huh? What's that? Sorry, I can't hear you over that gosh darn funk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Chew, that sucks. Absolutely dreadful. Listen to the lyrics of this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 7 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Any pickup line suggestions? I didn't have any success with "Enough talk" or "GET THE **** IN THE CAR!!" Find a decent sized dog (Retriever, whatever, basically any dog found in Doug's Doggy Freestyle). Friend is preferable, kidnapping can be mess, but necessary if option 1.) Isn't available. Pretend to be blind and use the dog as cover. Bump into her accidentally, and say it must be the mesmerizing perfume she must be wearing Answer 1: "Its not my perfume, it's my friends" You: "We'll maybe I should talk to her then" [*Laughs*Auto Icebreaker] Answer 2: Wow, thank you, it's [Blank] You: "Well I have no idea what that is. But it sounds like the type of perfume that speaks to you" Her (intrigued in where this is going... They always are) "And what's it saying to you?" You: "Sounds an awful lot like "Buy me a drink?" And I'd love to, if you're cool with chatting for awhile" Talk up how you went blind as a child in an auto accident cause by a chemical spill, and how although life was hard, your dad (who was a boxer) raised you (alone) to be tough, and to always get up when you get knocked down. But then dad died and you met this guy named Stick, who helped you to find your true purpose in life, which was to help people. And Dogs. Help Dogs. With a D. Enunciate it as if you were verbally capitalizing it. By then she should be ovulating dinosaur eggs. Then walk her home and collapse. "Its seems as if not even the cold and lonely darkness itself can hold back the warmth from the gentle rays of your effervescent beauty, for my vision has returned to me so I can look upon your angelic face" Then prepare yourself as she likely attacks you on her doorstep. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I'm hip. One of my fave Prince joints. How about some Kevin Gates? He's one of the realest rappers out these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Amazon Prime order running late. First time I've ever had or heard that happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Sin that way too much preamble. I would be balls deep by the time you finish that essay. The best song wasn’t the single but you weren’t either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Got it! Keep it coming guys. This is gold!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 23 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: Sin that way too much preamble. I would be balls deep by the time you finish that essay. The best song wasn’t the single but you weren’t either. That's the thing, my young one pump by land, two pumps by seafaring lad... It's all about losing yourself in the theater. Always leave your audience wanting more, until they realize that they cannot help but succumb to your literary wizardry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I show and leave everything blazing in my wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I show and leave everything blazing in my wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Kosher Ham said: Sure not always. Just makes you look like a simp. Someone idolizing mediocre p. *eyeroll Kosh pick-up line: *walks up "Buy your own drink, ****, 'cause Imma talk to you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 13 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I show and leave everything blazing in my wake. So you're out here burning women? Dr. Drip Dick. #greenseepage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Chew said: So you're out here burning women? Dr. Drip Dick. #greenseepage Great Balls of Wildfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, Mr. Sinister said: Great Balls of Wildfire The 'roids took those a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: *eyeroll Kosh pick-up line: *walks up "Buy your own drink, ****, 'cause Imma talk to you." Talking like a ventriloquist through one of his security guards. "Only when my muscle telepathically communicates to me that you're worthy of dropping that Kosher beef on, will you see my face" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I know an asian ain’t talking about size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I know an asian ain’t talking about size. We got the only thing you can see from space, pendejo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, CRobi21 said: Amazon Prime order running late. First time I've ever had or heard that happening. Call. They should make it right with credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: We got the only thing you can see from space, pendejo. That’s a myth. Communist pocky stick penis lookin ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: That’s a myth. Communist pocky stick penis lookin ass. Oh! I always thought your mom was saying "hockey stick". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 A Communist hockey stick is a fine stick. Fine stick indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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