The Evil Genius Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I cannot believe that this isn't an Onion article. All that is missing is a Trump mention and you'll have the holy trinity of cray. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/08/18/facing-legal-bills-muslim-free-gun-shop-teams-with-george-zimmerman-to-sell-confederate-flag-prints/ ‘Muslim-free’ gun shop teams with George Zimmerman to sell Confederate flag prints The owner of a Central Florida gun shop that recently declared itself a “Muslim-free zone” announced that he is teaming up with another Floridian, George Zimmerman, to raise funds for both of their legal bills by selling prints of Zimmerman’s painting of a Confederate flag. In a newly posted 10-minute “mini-documentary” about the burgeoning friendship between Zimmerman and Florida Gun Supply owner Andy Hallinan, the pair discussed how they believe “the media twists the truth” about them and argued that the Confederate flag must be defended by Americans against a “cultural cleansing” campaign waged by the media and the political elite. Then, the pair announced that they are selling a series of prints of Zimmerman’s Confederate flag painting, which includes the inscription, “The 2nd protects our 1st.” Zimmerman described the inscription as a “double entendre.” “I was painting the American flag when I heard of you getting sued by CAIR (the Council on American-Islamic Relations), and I decided that I would do for you what the American people did for me,” Zimmerman told Hallinan, in reference to his own fundraising campaign for a legal defense fund. In 2013, Zimmerman was acquitted of second-degree murder charges for the shooting death of Florida teenager Trayvon Martin. The prints are going for about $50 each, and Zimmerman and Hallinan have promised to give the original painting away to one of the people who purchase a print. Most of the proceeds will be split between Zimmerman and Hallinan to use for legal bills and living expenses; an unspecified portion will go to the Boys and Girls Club. “We’ll see what the media does with this one,” Hallinan said at the end of the video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 This doesn't sound like Trump's type of scene, these guys are losers. Total zeros. They've really had a tough time lately. It's true. This has more of a Mike Huckabee feel to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Buy 3 and get authentic reproduction Smallpox blanket free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 This just seems like one of those "Mad-Libs your own headlines" kinda thing. I can't even figure out how to start to process this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Seems like kinda a good place for this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I wonder how well Zimmerman can defend himself without a gun in his hand. I'd pay good money to be given the opportunity to whoop his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSilverMaC Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 George Zimmerman makes good life choices. He's a man of great wisdom and I feel like he should be part of the first group we send to Mars. Give him a glock 19 and a space suit and send him on his merry intrepid way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 The gun owner's video embedded in the WaPo story is epic. Who wouldn't want to buy an assault rifle from this guy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonArtest15 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 What would be even crazier is if Zimmerman was a minority selling this crap. Oh, wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 The gun owner's video embedded in the WaPo story is epic. Who wouldn't want to buy an assault rifle from this guy?? How is that video 10 minutes long? I got through 3. First Stalin/Hitler reference was all I could take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 How is that video 10 minutes long? I got through 3. First Stalin/Hitler reference was all I could take. It's so worth it. In a 3 minute span, he refers to himself as a patriot, but then calls the duly-elected President of the United States a racist (among other things), and then says that HE is not a racist, and then offers to sell you a confederate flag drawing by a guy that shot a black kid for being black. Its like watch the living embodiments of Nonsense and Stupidity play ping pong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I wonder how well Zimmerman can defend himself without a gun in his hand. I'd pay good money to be given the opportunity to whoop his ass. During his trial, his MMA gym coach said he was one of the worst fighters he'd ever seen. Probably why he packs a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZRagone Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 "Muslim-free’ gun shop teams with George Zimmerman to sell Confederate flag prints" ..... How is this not an onion story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 that video tho A talking head from Newsmax, Sean Hannity AND Ted Nugent all agree that Obama is horrible. How can any of us deny the truth any longer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 that video tho A talking head from Newsmax, Sean Hannity AND Ted Nugent all agree that Obama is horrible. How can any of us deny the truth any longer? Why won't that coward Boehner draw up the impeachment charges? What is he waiting for?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Nothing like professing yourself as a proud Patriot (am I wrong for thinking that anyone who describes themselves this way nowadays is pretty much insane?) while violating peoples constitutional rights at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Nothing like professing yourself as a proud Patriot (am I wrong for thinking that anyone who describes themselves this way nowadays is pretty much insane?) while violating peoples constitutional rights at the same timeThat's the American way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 http://foreignpolicy.com/2015/08/19/man-protecting-a-muslim-free-gun-store-in-oklahoma-accidentally-shoots-himself/ Man Protecting a Muslim-Free Gun Store in Oklahoma Accidentally Shoots Himself Keping gun stores Muslim-free is apparently dangerous work, especially for gunslingers who are tasked with keeping Muslims at bay. A member of a self-described “patriot” group accidentally shot himself outside the Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear store in Oktaha, Oklahoma. Store owner Chad Neal said he received death threats after recently posting a sign on a window at his establishment declaring Muslim customers unwelcome. Hence the extra security. According to the Tulsa World, Neal has called Islam a “cult” and said he would not allow “jihadis” to purchase weapons or work on their marksmanship at his shop. On Tuesday, one of the men protecting the store dropped his Colt .45 revolver, which discharged and shot him in the wrist. Muskogee County Sheriff Charles Pearson, who visited the store Monday and Tuesday, said the unidentified man’s injuries don’t appear to be life-threatening. He was less than complimentary on how the patriot group handled their weapons. “I saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday,” Pearson told Muskogeenow.com. “The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety. It’s like the Clampetts have come to town.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 THIS THREAD CANNOT BE REAL. MY BRAIN WILL NOT EXCEPT THIS AS TRUTH. A member of a self-described “patriot” group accidentally shot himself outside the Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear store in Oktaha, Oklahoma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Yeah I'm having a hard time with this. How is this real life? There's so much stupidity, insanity, and cognitive dissonance here that I'm starting to believe we've quite recently been shunted into a parallel universe. I don't even know where to begin with this so I'll just leave this here, as it makes more sense to me. Addendum: that video is absolutely awful from a technical standpoint (not even going to get into the "content" because...holy crap). Terrible camera work and focus (seriously, you can't afford a freakin' tripod?) and some of the worst editing by anyone over the age of 10. Fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 George Zimmerman Is Having A Racist Conniption Fit On Twitter Hey, were you sitting around wondering what killer of Trayvon Martin and broke Confederate artist George Zimmerman has been saying about current events? Well, did you know that he had a Twitter account so you can follow him every day? He does, and boy oh boy, does he have a lot to say about what’s going on in the news! And just in case you were worried that he might not be doing anything that could be construed as racist, don’t worry because he’s got you covered. Here is one tweet he sent out about the WDBJ shootings: http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/08/george-zimmerman-racist-twitter/ If you care to see his tweets, click the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justice98 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Zimmerman's really doubled down on the villainy since beating the rap. I guess you know people don't think highly of you already, might as well go all in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Very classy of him to brag about NOT murdering Trayvon Martin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Going Commando Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 LOL at how those prints of Zimmerman's childish painting MSRP for $97.00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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