Game Day Thread - The Legend of Taylor Heinicke at Jerruh's Aluminum Bench Emporium

[shakinaiken]

10 minutes ago, cougs said:

Both the players and the coaches Stink on this team. All we do here is try to figure out who is worse. They all are. 

 

Exactly  You just summed up every sports message board that's ever existed 

[Burgold]

Need a touchdown here. Must not keep 73-3 in play. 

[Capsman]

Just now, NewCliche21 said:

 

Bro, Philly fans don't belong here.  FOH with that ****

Lol, I’m a huge WFT fan.  The hatred for Dallas and everything Texas represents runs deep.  Whatever hurts their chances (short of death) I am all for. 

[NewCliche21]

A better throw and that is almost a TD.

[Yng Lady88]

high ****ing throws all damn season. jesus

[TK]

7 minutes ago, Capsman said:

Rooting for a Cowboy shattered knee next.

 

8 minutes ago, Capsman said:

I actually enjoy seeing a Cowboy down.  Hopefully it’s a torn ACL.  Will give this game a positive to me.  

Goodnight.  

 

Sleep it off. You can come back at 8am

[skins island connection]

3 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said:

Um both Ron and Turner have been calling him out for never leaving the pocket all year. 

They're not getting through to him

[Jabbyrwock]

Just now, Rex Tomb said:

So, I've already turned the game off... not doing it to myself tonight.

 

I'm not sure how these are directly related...

 

oh..you meant...

 

nevermind

[YourWish is MyCommanders]

Heinicke goes into panic mode. I can’t blame him but dang…

[BrentMeisterGeneral]

2 minutes ago, PartyPosse said:

“I’ll give that murderer credit. After murdering 3 people, he’s now only assaulting them.”

This has been my favourite part of the game haha

[Simmsy]

We got one?

[GhostofSparta]

I wasn't sure  Gibson was gonna get that. Thought he was gonna stop at the 1.

[NewCliche21]

Just now, Capsman said:

Lol, I’m a huge WFT fan.  The hatred for Dallas and everything Texas represents runs deep.  Whatever hurts their chances (short of death) I am all for. 

 

Nah, that's Philly fan talk.  Seriously stop.

[tomwvr]

Jail break by Dallas 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Heinicke is a fighter.  Gotta give it to him.

[RichmondRedskin88]

Yay no shut out 

[Voice_of_Reason]

7 minutes ago, GhostofSparta said:

Can't believe this team somehow beat Tampa and Seattle to tank their draft position. Madness.

It was almost an entirely different team.

 

I hate to play the injury card but we were ok to start with when most players were healthy and available.

 

This team just can’t lose 20 starters and primary backups snd be competitive.

[Koolblue13]

1 minute ago, JSSkinz said:

Its crazy that that Heinicke Heave has become a play that our offense relies on, it scares me every time he throws one.

I call it the turkey launch but the Heini heave is pretty good

[NoVaSkins21]

Glad we waited until 21-0 to start playing some offense

[Yng Lady88]

welp, i guess we have to start somewhere. good on the offense, i honestly thought we might get shutout + blown out. 

[SpacePenguin]

Heinicke is not a starter, but dude is under siege back there.

[Renegade7]

Thank you, show some f'n pride, make this a game.  Dallas doesn't need this win, we do, act like it.

[RichmondRedskin88]

Don’t call it a comeback 

[Cooleyfan1993]

Woo. 
 

*******
 

hoo. 
 

.........eye roll. 
 

 

[cougs]

1 minute ago, shakinaiken said:

 

Exactly  You just summed up every sports message board that's ever existed 

Do you think that’s what they are discussing on the Dallas message board or maybe Green Bay’s earlier?