Welcome New Owner Josh Harris

[Veretax]

30 minutes ago, ExoDus84 said:

 

In programmer parlance:

 

Dim HeadCoachIsAss as Boolean

Set HeadCoachIsAss = True

 

Do While HeadCoachIsAss=True

    FireCoach() 

    Rebuild = Rebuild + 1

    Hope = Hope - 1

Loop

 

2 minutes ago, Bifflog said:

 

Hey at least we have now commented this part out:

 

//if (this.Owner == "Dan Snyder")
        //{
            //throw new InvalidOwnerException("Fatal Error!!!: Owner is a useless dip****!");
        //}

Actually it should be:

Sub CheckOwner()
    If Me.Owner = "Dan Snyder" Then
        Throw New InvalidOwnerException("Fatal Error!!!: Owner is a useless dip****!")
    End If
End Sub

 

[ExoDus84]

4 minutes ago, Veretax said:

 

Actually it should be:

Sub CheckOwner()
    If Me.Owner = "Dan Snyder" Then
        Throw New InvalidOwnerException("Fatal Error!!!: Owner is a useless dip****!")
    End If
End Sub

 

 

Nerd. 

[Veretax]

I forgot, this obligatory CheckCowboysDelusion function.


 

Sub CheckCowboysDelusion()
    If Me.fansAreDelusional AndAlso isDakStillQuarterback Then
        Dim redirectUrl As String = "https://es.redskins.com/topic/194888-the-cowboys/"
        Dim methodCallMessage As String = "Just Wait, be patient, Don't Rush it, Don't Push it. what can go wrong, will go wrong!"
        ask.StephenASmith(methodCallMessage)
        Throw New JerrahKnowsWhatHesDoingException("Yes, Dallas and its fans still think they are winning the Super Bowl this year. Do they realize Dak Prescott is still their Quarterback?", redirectUrl, methodCallMessage)
    End If

    ' Return True if the conditions were not met
End Sub

 

[Califan007 The Constipated]

4 hours ago, ExoDus84 said:

 

In programmer parlance:

 

Dim HeadCoachIsAss as Boolean

Set HeadCoachIsAss = True

 

Do While HeadCoachIsAss=True

    FireCoach() 

    Rebuild = Rebuild + 1

    Hope = Hope - 1

Loop

 

4 hours ago, Bifflog said:

 

Hey at least we have now commented this part out:

 

//if (this.Owner == "Dan Snyder")
        //{
            //throw new InvalidOwnerException("Fatal Error!!!: Owner is a useless dip****!");
        //}

 

4 hours ago, Veretax said:

 

Actually it should be:

Sub CheckOwner()
    If Me.Owner = "Dan Snyder" Then
        Throw New InvalidOwnerException("Fatal Error!!!: Owner is a useless dip****!")
    End If
End Sub

 

 

4 hours ago, Veretax said:

I forgot, this obligatory CheckCowboysDelusion function.


 

Sub CheckCowboysDelusion()
    If Me.fansAreDelusional AndAlso isDakStillQuarterback Then
        Dim redirectUrl As String = "https://es.redskins.com/topic/194888-the-cowboys/"
        Dim methodCallMessage As String = "Just Wait, be patient, Don't Rush it, Don't Push it. what can go wrong, will go wrong!"
        ask.StephenASmith(methodCallMessage)
        Throw New JerrahKnowsWhatHesDoingException("Yes, Dallas and its fans still think they are winning the Super Bowl this year. Do they realize Dak Prescott is still their Quarterback?", redirectUrl, methodCallMessage)
    End If

    ' Return True if the conditions were not met
End Sub

 

 

 

 

[zCommander]

4 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Koolblue13]

What the hell happened in here?

[FrFan]

Edited November 1, 2023 by FrFan

[Riggo#44]

 

[Warhead36]

I just love that we have an owner who can operate with logic and reason instead of emotion and stubbornness. 

[veteranskinsfan]

So glad Chase Young is out of here.  His dad is delusional.  If he doesn't perform for the 49ers then they will not hold on to him very long.

I appreciate that someone in Management/Ownership woke up and did the right move.  Chase did not earn his high place in the draft.

His results speak for themselves.

[gortiz]

5 minutes ago, veteranskinsfan said:

His dad is delusional.

i hear people saying its natural for a dad to be bias with this son ... i get that, but he was not doing that. 

 

dude is DELUSIONAL.  And a fool.   I could not believe my ears.  He said Chase is like Deion Sanders and he takes away a whole half of the field? WHAT? 

[Riggo#44]

[BringMetheHeadofBruceAllen]

6 hours ago, gortiz said:

i hear people saying its natural for a dad to be bias with this son ... i get that, but he was not doing that. 

 

dude is DELUSIONAL.  And a fool.   I could not believe my ears.  He said Chase is like Deion Sanders and he takes away a whole half of the field? WHAT? 

This seems pretty common with the families of athletes, that their kid is the best thing since sliced bread. Being confident is one thing, but Deion didn't take plays off...they talked a lot on the Junkies this morning about how Chase would stop running if the play was too far away from him, and sometimes would just run in a straight line without the OL forcing him outside.

 

Maybe he took away a whole half of the field...in 8th grade.

[Warhead36]

Just now, BringMetheHeadofBruceAllen said:

This seems pretty common with the families of athletes, that their kid is the best thing since sliced bread. Being confident is one thing, but Deion didn't take plays off...they talked a lot on the Junkies this morning about how Chase would stop running if the play was too far away from him, and sometimes would just run in a straight line without the OL forcing him outside.

 

Maybe he took away a whole half of the field...in 8th grade.

My dad was the opposite. He'd always tell me what I did wrong or could work on...which in fairness was a lot of stuff "lolol." 

[Conn]

💪 

[BringMetheHeadofBruceAllen]

16 minutes ago, Conn said:

💪

 

I'm sure that conversation sounded a lot like this:

 

RON: What??!? Trade Sweat and Young?? They're the anchors of this 31st-rated defense! How could trading them be of value?

 

SHEN: Let me put it this way. If you trade both of them now, you will still have value inside your wallet.

 

RON: Huh?

 

SHEN: Meaning you'll still have money.

 

RON: I don't get it.

 

SHEN: That's right, and you won't be getting any MORE money if you don't trade Sweat and Young. Catching my drift? Am I being obtuse? Capiche?

 

RON: (yells into phone) GET SWEAT AND YOUNG OUTTA HERE!!

Edited November 1, 2023 by BringMetheHeadofBruceAllen

[profusion]

You don't have to be an analytics guru to see the value in these trades. Kind of telling that it had to be the new guy to explain the obvious.

[Conn]

9 minutes ago, profusion said:

You don't have to be an analytics guru to see the value in these trades. Kind of telling that it had to be the new guy to explain the obvious.

I took it more as comparing value across different offers 

[goskins10]

Not my favorite to lsiten to but some interesting stuff from Russini. 

 

 

[Voice_of_Reason]

20 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I poked my head in just now, saw all the Pseudo Code, and my reaction:

 

 

[AlwaysBeRedskins2Me]

7 hours ago, Riggo#44 said:

" Badly needed a franchise passer and still does? " Excuseeeee me?  I'm gonna have to start calling my boy Sam, " Sam Dangerfield. " Because he gets no respect, no respect at all! 

[MassSkinsFan]

7 hours ago, Riggo#44 said:

I honesty think this will be a big improvement! 👍

[Koolblue13]

I am High on the HOG. Thank you  Mr Shen. 

[Skinsinparadise]

 

 

[Riggo#44]

I hope he thinks deeply and ignores this idea.