Game Day Thread - The Legend of Taylor Heinicke at Jerruh's Aluminum Bench Emporium

[FootballZombie]

1 minute ago, ConnSKINS26 said:

No ****ing way really?? Last two dudes I would ever expect that from, do we know why or the context? 

 

Both were really upset on the bench while arguing. Payne stood up and poked Allen in the head. Allen retaliated w/ a punch. Teammates immediately separated them

[RichmondRedskin88]

Oh yeah let’s change at 55-7

[Riggo#44]

2 minutes ago, ConnSKINS26 said:

No ****ing way really?? Last two dudes I would ever expect that from, do we know why or the context? 

According to Cris Collinsworth, someone said something the other didn't like.

[Renegade7]

1 minute ago, zskins said:

Last time we got our butts kicked like this was so long ago and it was Tom Brady doing it to us. 

 

I remember that, 2007, we were down 52-0 before we finally scored, even Sean Taylor and Gibbs couldn't save us.

 

Is this the worst asskicking from Dallas we've ever had, though?

[steve09ru]

Gotta get something going on this drive- times against us right now

[PartyPosse]

Allen and Patterson. Apparently the future is now.

[duffy]

3 minutes ago, BrentMeisterGeneral said:

The beauty of all of this is, it’s completely misguiding for Dallas, they’ll go to the playoffs and have to play an actual football team and of course then Mike McCarthy will revert to type and lose … happy days

 

[BleedBNG]

2 minutes ago, KDawg said:

Payne poked Allen in the head. Allen swung a right hook that missed. Payne shook a little. 

 

 

[KDawg]

I’m not doing a next day thread. Just use this as the pseudo thread and pretend everyone got three frowns besides John Bates, Patterson and Gibson.

Edited December 27, 2021 by KDawg

[RVAskins]

Does anyone remember ever seeing a schedule where the last 5 games are against teams in your division. Especially in the age of Covid, why would you not spread them out over the course of the season.

 

[SlinginSammy HOF '63]

1 minute ago, Cooleyfan1993 said:

You’re like 10 minutes late, my guy. Cooper rush is in. Has been since 4 minutes left in 3rd Q

I need to stop drunk posting. LOL

[LetMeSeeYourWarFace21]

2 minutes ago, KDawg said:

Payne poked Allen in the head. Allen swung a right hook that missed. Payne shook a little. 

 

Allen was in the right to swing on Payne for poking him on the side of his head.....he was dead wrong for that stupid ****.

[PartyPosse]

1 minute ago, RichmondRedskin88 said:

Oh yeah let’s change at 55-7

You’re way off dude.

 

its 56-7

[clskinsfan]

At least Allen has an NFL arm.

[Rufus T Firefly]

1 minute ago, Catatonic said:

And a semi-competent owner.

[NickyJ]

Kyle is in now. I'm awake.

[GhostofSparta]

Why is Terry still in the game? Get him the hell out of there.

[cougs]

I missed the days when Matt Turk was a bad word.

[TheGreatBuzz]

The bartender (in a Dez jersey) just bought us a pity shot.

[tomwvr]

2 minutes ago, SAli457180 said:

Dal@ss showing how much difference having a QB and dominant defense makes

Our defense has as much or more high profile talent. It’s all about scheme and game plan. Our defense plays soft defense that has no clue how to pressure, Dallas attacks and attacks. It’s all about coaching 

[duffy]

1 minute ago, FootballZombie said:

 

Both were really upset on the bench while arguing. Payne stood up and poked Allen in the head. Allen retaliated w/ a punch. Teammates immediately separated them

It looked more like a boop to me. 

[Burgundy Yoda]

2 minutes ago, Catatonic said:

And a semi-competent owner.

Jerry gets all the small things right. He might be too involved with the roster construction but damn near everything else he is spot on with. 

 

He spends money on their facilities and scouts. Whether we want to believe it or not things like that matter and make a difference. Dan doesn't give a **** about any of that. 

Edited December 27, 2021 by Burgundy Yoda

[NickyJ]

Just now, NickyJ said:

Kyle is in now. I'm awake.

Well, turns out we still suck. I sleep now.

[ANONYMOUS SOURCE.]

“40+ unanswered Pepper wow!”

 

“WFT going with a bold strategy here Cotton, let’s see how it works out”

[Renegade7]

Please, stop running the ball, we're down by millions, just try to get into some rhythm with hurry up, coulda left Taylor in if we're just going to run out the clock, see what Allen can do in garbage time, try something.

 

*picks up stick and pokes football team

 

Do something.