Game Day Thread - The Legend of Taylor Heinicke at Jerruh's Aluminum Bench Emporium

[BatteredFanSyndrome]

2 minutes ago, KDawg said:

 

 

People are picking a lot of nits tonight

They are just emulating the Cowboys.

[KDawg]

Just now, RichmondRedskin88 said:

I want to turn it off bud my part wants to see how bad we implode 

 

Your part wants to implode?

[Bacon]

3 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said:

Hoping. Not expecting. 

 

 

[Renegade7]

Glad they are angry, they should be, but they need to point that at Dallas, not each other.

[YourWish is MyCommanders]

This team is total garbage

[CousinsCowgirl84]

Just now, Spaceman Spiff said:

My sources are telling me that Payne said that Allen's mama is so fat that she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

Hey what’s wrong with that?

[duffy]

Lol where was 95?!

[tomwvr]

1 minute ago, Tonysoprano1 said:

Our pass defense as usual is putrid

Our entire defense …

[Skinsinparadise]

 

[Burgold]

Payne has been a no show the last few games. 

[RichmondRedskin88]

1 minute ago, Rufus T Firefly said:

Well, the crack reporter solved that mystery- they were mad.

Hold the press!! We might make the Monday morning paper deadline!!

[NoVaSkins21]

Worst game of the weekend.  It's what we all expected.  Season can't end fast enough

[KDawg]

Oh our guys are going to start getting hurt so they can get off the field and get an early shower.

[PartyPosse]

We lead the league in players holding their hands to the side, blaming other players.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Should we start keeping an eye on the record for yards in a game?

[purbeast]

Welp, the pinball machine may be turned on instead of watching this steaming pile of ****.  We are about to be down 28+ at half.  When the **** is the last time we even scored over 35 points lol?

[duffy]

Just now, Skinsinparadise said:

 

Yes

[Renegade7]

Oh FFS...

 

[aszumilo]

4 minutes ago, Idaho fan said:

Listening to Chris Collinsworth talk about how great the Cowboys are and how much he loves them is so annoying.  
 

 

Listening to him, period, is annoying.  I hate him more than anyone except Joe Buck.  Although Mark Sanchez now appears on the radar after last week.

[tomwvr]

Think the cowboys can get 700 yards of offense today?

[RichmondRedskin88]

1 minute ago, KDawg said:

 

Your part wants to implode?

Some words need to be moved around 

[Rufus T Firefly]

1 minute ago, KDawg said:

 

Your part wants to implode?

[London Kev]

Damn, this is Harlem Globetrotters type one-sided.

[purbeast]

Oh yeah, and good thing we punted...

[zCommander]

1 minute ago, Mpvanskins said:

This team is total garbage

 

Which part?