Mr. Sinister Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, Larry said: Back when it came out, I pointed out that I couldn't tell if it was targeted on Trumpettes, or was satiring them. And then assumed that the company was no doubt happy to sell to both groups. I saw the commercial once, late at night. It did seem sort of in that purgatory-ish realm between "this seems serious!/this cannot be serious!" But you're right, worshippy enough to appeal to Trumpits, and hilarious enough to appeal to folks who want some laughs/something to stab with a sharp blade every morning. That's actually brilliant marketing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Why am I Mr. Pink? said: I have a multi million dollar Trump idea. Sell toilet paper with his tweets on them. Do you take Visa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Why am I Mr. Pink? said: I have a multi million dollar Trump idea. Sell toilet paper with his tweets on them. Already done.. https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-Tweet-Toilet-Paper/dp/B075BP5NPN/ref=sr_1_1/136-4405734-6700521?ie=UTF8&qid=1542120816&sr=8-1&keywords=trump+tweet+toilet+paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 With all the crack addled tweets he's sent out over the last two years alone, you'd probably go like a decade without even getting to the really good stuff to wipe your ass with. 11 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said: Already done.. https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-Tweet-Toilet-Paper/dp/B075BP5NPN/ref=sr_1_1/136-4405734-6700521?ie=UTF8&qid=1542120816&sr=8-1&keywords=trump+tweet+toilet+paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 My only problem with the toilet paper is that I need more than one square per tweet. I want to wipe the **** from my ass with each individual statement he has made. I dont care how long it takes. But its it's just a tweet a square I will never do that. I would also get trumpy and give it to Thanos. He would destroy that **** and love ever minute of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrFan Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 King Arrogant really pissed him off ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haithman Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 What a loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Hey Trump, the French don’t buy US wine because they already have great wine and don’t want our three buck chuck from Trader Joe’s dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Trump got triggered by Macron calling out his nationalist bull**** in front of the whole world. This is probably just the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, AsburySkinsFan said: Hey Trump, the French don’t buy US wine because they already have great wine and don’t want our three buck chuck from Trader Joe’s dumbass. You leave trader Joe's wine out of this. I understand your anger, but direct it towards someone who deserves it....like TWA lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hersh Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 He is so pathetic. It would be comical if he wasn’t POTUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Dayum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 the day before Trump would have gone, but nice to see someone was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 10 hours ago, Dan T. said: I wonder if it’s flammable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cooked Crack Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Military update: We can still see Whataburger from our tents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, visionary said: I hope it's like the graduation scene from Stripes. RAZZLE DAZZLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 lol. "update" "Update: Still no invaders. Troops still just sitting around all day. Troops still likely to miss holidays with their families. Troops still unable to go down the street and get burger. Morale at an all time high." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Expect only the Trumpiest to be left. And Kelly was pretty Trumpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 [Solo violin music in the background] My dearest Eleanor, I write to you as our divine mission to protect the border from the invaders continues. I shall endeavor to fulfill this mission with the zeal and fortitude expected of me as a soldier of the United States of America. Shall I falter or fail, know that my love for you is deep and abiding, and that the heavenly aromas from the Whataburger down the lane were too tempting, for I am but a mere human with wants and desires that sometimes usurp discipline. Pray, my dearest Eelanor, for our continued success. We may encounter unscrupulous gang members, sinister Middle Easterners, and 130 pound Central Americans with calves the size of cantalopes. Do not be frightened, thoug,h by such fateful images. They are hundreds of miles away and our feckless leader may change his mind at any time. Kiss and protect our beautiful children, Clara and Jebidiah. I do this for them, and for you, my love. Your faithful admirer and obedient servant, Beauregard Pendergrass Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Uhhhh, this one is all over the place. First is that isn't inaccurate. Then they fully know about these sites. Then it's normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 lol. "Out of the normal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purbeast Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/sarach-huckabee-sanders-quit-trump-white-house-press-secretary-raj-shah-a8399421.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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