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4 hours ago, The Evil Genius said:

How to start a conversation with your MAGAt relatives this Thanksgiving.

 

 

I hear someone else already secured the votes needed for Speaker......of course it is early and accidents happen.

 

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https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-all-donald-trump-has-left-1830329753

 

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President Donald Trump often stands near a helicopter on the White House’s South Lawn while reporters shout questions at him. Certain elements of this ritual are the same every time. The wheedling honk of Trump’s voice and the uneasy tilt of his standing-on-a-hoverboard-for-the-first-time posture are constants, as is his customary air of triumphal huffiness. The whining white noise wash from the helicopter bends everything in the same strange direction, with everyone involved only kind of getting maybe three-quarters of what everyone else is saying. The questions change and the answers mostly don’t. It’s never a conversation, although it unfolds roughly along those lines.

 

It’s worthless, of course. Reporters shout something at Trump about a thing he said or did or his response to someone’s else response to something, and then he shouts that he did it because he felt like it or actually didn’t do it at all, or that the criticism of what he did is offensive and illegitimate, or that the question itself is. If he’s asked a question by a woman, he gets extra spicy. If he’s wounded or inconvenienced, he’ll sometimes take a few rapid lurching steps away and then look around with his lips pursed and his eyes cast up, which mostly makes him look like someone searching for a bathroom in a crowded airport terminal. If there is a purpose here, it is the theater of it—the theater of Trump’s strange fey boorishness and the towering and obvious lies he tells, which exist not to convince but more to signal his ongoing unwillingness to be constrained by fact.

 

This is more or less what Trump has always thought the news should be like: people with microphones clamoring for his opinion and asking him about himself. For decades the man has dreamed of reporters calling out “please, sir, what’s the latest on your personal feuds” or “sir, how did you achieve this amazing success?” while he delivers flirty winking answers. That this is not the way it goes now that he’s president clearly causes him great frustration. Watch these pissy helicopter-adjacent scrums and you may see a lumpy pink dope bellowing “we’re looking into that very strongly” in response to questions he transparently can’t answer and dispensing whatever thudding speculative idiocy he thinks will get him to the next question. Other people will see what Trump sees. The important thing for him is that the microphones are still pointed in the right direction.

 

The culture has been inching further and further into Trump’s gilded funhouse for years now, and you surely do not need me to tell you that it ****ing sucks in there. But we are, by now, all the way in. Trump is nearly as ubiquitous in the culture as he has always believed he should be; the one deeply held belief that has been evident throughout his whole faithless disgrace of a life is people should be talking about Donald Trump more, on television, and he has just about seen that part through. All Trump wants, all he has ever wanted, is to be able to keep doing and taking and saying whatever he wants whenever he wants. He ran for president for this reason and this reason only.

 

His politics, to the extent that they’ve ever been legible, have always been off-the-rack big city tabloid bull****—crudely racist exterminate the brutes/back the blue authoritarianism in the background and ruthless petty rich person squabbling in the front. His actions since becoming president have been those of a dim, cruel child playacting at being a powerful man—giving orders without quite knowing what they mean or how they might be carried out, taunting enemies, beating up the people he can afford to beat up without having to be called to account for it, lying as needed or just for yuks. He hasn’t changed a thing since graduating from punchline to president. It’s been clear for decades that Trump was both an asshole and a dummy; this is now a problem not just for the odd unlucky ****tail waitress and his staff of cheesy apparatchiks but for literally every person on earth.

 

Presidents exert a kind of ambient influence on the culture, but as Trump is different than previous presidents his influence necessarily feels different. Barack Obama wanted to be a cosmopolitan leader who brought people together and into a deeper empathy through a mastery of reason and rules; the country he governed doesn’t work like that, though, and the tension between that cool vision and this seething reality grew and grew. By the end, his presidency had the feeling of a prestige television show in its fifth season—handsomely produced and reliably well-performed but ultimately not really as sure what it was about as it first appeared to be. Trump has no such pretense or noble aspiration, and has only made the country more like himself; living in his America feels like being trapped in a garish casino that is filling with seawater, because that is what it is.

 

It goes on and on, hilariously, for a long time.  

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Just now, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said:

Yep.  Walls are closing in.  He's like Bill after Uma gave him that five finger death punch.  Dude just needs to walk out into the yard now. 

 

Honestly I think the mental walls are closing in faster than the figurative one's via the investigation.

 

He is soooo gonna blow the gasket of all gaskets. Has anyone ever been murdered by a president  in the WH? I'm guessing if someone has, it would be old hickory.

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1 hour ago, visionary said:

 

Poor wittle Trumpy Trump is mad! He needs a diaper and pacifier because he's such a temper tantrum throwing idiot! I can't wait to watch him completely lose it. Like bat **** crazy, straight jacket, padded walls, crazy house LOSE IT! Fun times ahead! ?

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1 hour ago, Mr. Sinister said:

 

Honestly I think the mental walls are closing in faster than the figurative one's via the investigation.

 

He is soooo gonna blow the gasket of all gaskets. Has anyone ever been murdered by a president  in the WH? I'm guessing if someone has, it would be old hickory.

 

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