pjfootballer Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 He goes to school in Arkansas, so when he was describing the story, I couldn't help but picture him driving down a dark, unpaved road where a trailer sat. It was really so cliche when he was describing it. The chick even had a kid. I was on pins and needles reading the story and wondering how he even got out of there alive to tell the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 He goes to school in Arkansas, so when he was describing the story, I couldn't help but picture him driving down a dark, unpaved road where a trailer sat. It was really so cliche when he was describing it. The chick even had a kid. I was on pins and needles reading the story and wondering how he even got out of there alive to tell the story. He barely did. She was throwing punches afterwords too. They didn't have sex. SHE ****ed him. Straight lioness type ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Instead of telling us all about it, someone go find that post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Instead of telling us all about it, someone go find that post! It was through PM's. Thankfully. I still think he is a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It was through PM's. Thankfully. I still think he is a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 He barely did. She was throwing punches afterwords too. They didn't have sex. SHE ****ed him. Straight lioness type ****. So... Edit: video removed Pretty much the Kevin Hart pineapples routine happened to MoCo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 So... NSFW heads up mods have said that labeling it "nsfw" might not be enough to save ye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 heads up mods have said that labeling it "nsfw" might not be enough to save ye. It's removed, good lookin out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It's removed, good lookin out No prob. No need to get Jumbo or zoony in here dropping mjolnir on you. For Kevin Hart nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Ha true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 MoCo was a clown but I dont doubt his Tinder story. Tinder has created a sad group of people who can't keep a stable relationship for more than two months. Having this much accessibility to new **** buddies is quite insane. I met my girlfriend like 3 months before tinder blew up. Luckily I had enough fun in high school and college that I don't feel I missed out. But someone is gonna write a book about their 3 years on Tinder, write a bunch of short stories and make a ton of money. I would probably read that book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 But someone is gonna write a book about their 3 years on Tinder, write a bunch of short stories and make a ton of money. I would probably read that book. 2nd Aziz reference of the thread: He actually just put out a book called 'Modern Romance' that talks about how ridiculous people have gotten in the modern dating scene. He actually worked with a sociologist who studies this kind of stuff, so its half-analytical and half-comedic. A good amount of his comedy shtick is about Millenials and their/our relationship with technology (especially in the dating realm), but he delivers it as a Millenial so its not a condescending "OMG kids today..." type of tone. http://www.amazon.com/Modern-Romance-Aziz-Ansari/dp/1594206279 Note: I don't profit from promoting Aziz's work, although someone reading this thread might conclude otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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No Excuses Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 2nd Aziz reference of the thread: He actually just put out a book called 'Modern Romance' that talks about how ridiculous people have gotten in the modern dating scene. He actually worked with a sociologist who studies this kind of stuff, so its half-analytical and half-comedic. A good amount of his comedy shtick is about Millenials and their/our relationship with technology (especially in the dating realm), but he delivers it as a Millenial so its not a condescending "OMG kids today..." type of tone. http://www.amazon.com/Modern-Romance-Aziz-Ansari/dp/1594206279 Note: I don't profit from promoting Aziz's work, although someone reading this thread might conclude otherwise I have been listening to the audiobook of Modern Romance for the past week. Aziz narrates it. It's ****ing hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 If anyone needs a dose of "the full Moco" you couldn't do much better than this thread: http://es.redskins.com/topic/383802-i-need-dating-advice/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 If anyone needs a dose of "the full Moco" you couldn't do much better than this thread: http://es.redskins.com/topic/383802-i-need-dating-advice/ haha, I had to take him off ignore to read that thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I forgot about that thread. Good stuff. It somewhat reminded me of an old thread I read on here (way after the fact) about some guy who was hung up on a girl he met at a Ravens tailgate or something and couldn't shake it because he always cleaned up with the ladies but this particular one wasn't having it. I guess what I'm saying is, a thread dedicated to nothing but dating experiences, tinder stories etc would be amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 About 10 years ago a buddy and I posted a thread on the other ground mma site about a study we did on overweight chick's that we took out on dates (we called them case studies). It was splendid. Pics of our subjects and everything. I wish I could find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 About 10 years ago a buddy and I posted a thread on the other ground mma site about a study we did on overweight chick's that we took out on dates (we called them case studies). It was splendid. Pics of our subjects and everything. I wish I could find it Try http://www.waybackmachine.org Amazing what turns up ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Try http://www.waybackmachine.org Amazing what turns up ~Bang I'm pretty sure you can find the original 'PALOFFS IS NOW!' thread there-- at least the first page of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I forgot about that thread. Good stuff. It somewhat reminded me of an old thread I read on here (way after the fact) about some guy who was hung up on a girl he met at a Ravens tailgate or something and couldn't shake it because he always cleaned up with the ladies but this particular one wasn't having it. I guess what I'm saying is, a thread dedicated to nothing but dating experiences, tinder stories etc would be amazing That was jthor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 About 10 years ago a buddy and I posted a thread on the other ground mma site about a study we did on overweight chick's that we took out on dates (we called them case studies). It was splendid. Pics of our subjects and everything. I wish I could find it Seems like a fairly mean spirited thing to do to someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Seems like a fairly mean spirited thing to do to someone. We didn't really do it. Just made up the story. But yes, the females were outraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 We didn't really do it. Just made up the story. But yes, the females were outraged. Probably because it made you seem like a total ..... I thought the word would be edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 those uppity females, at it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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