Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Out of towner Boat "Take me out on the lake" Might as well type "Looking for romantic evening with serial killer. Will post pics" The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies all nice and tipsy topside so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and, you know, they can't refuse. Because of the implication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies all nice and tipsy topside so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and, you know, they can't refuse. Because of the implication. Oh, uh, okay. You had me going for the first half; the second half kinda threw me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I have to say, if I was single and in college now, I would probably have Tinder up 24 hours a day. It just sounds too easy and like too much fun. If it turns out bad, it's still probably a good story at least I was born about 10 years too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I have to say, if I was single and in college now, I would probably have Tinder up 24 hours a day. It just sounds too easy and like too much fun. If it turns out bad, it's still probably a good story at least I was born about 10 years too late. Yep. Tinder would be my ****. I'm happy where I'm at though. I don't know how I would be if ingrew up as a hoe bag. So I'm kinda happy I missed all this stuff. I'm perfectly happy coming to a completely (mostly) anonymous message board populated by 10,000 men and a dozen women talking about random ****. Of course, there were the few that tried to make ES their own personal match.com. That was funny. Hell, some even worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Yeah that's true. I wouldn't change anything right now. We can all just live vicariously through Cooleyfan. He needs to post in the tailgate more lol We should start an ES personals thread. Try to get some action or love for all our single friends on the board. Actually, I have a feeling that would be a disaster. A really fun disaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Yeah that's true. I wouldn't change anything right now. We can all just live vicariously through Cooleyfan. He needs to post in the tailgate more lol We should start an ES personals thread. Try to get some action or love for all our single friends on the board. Actually, I have a feeling that would be a disaster. A really fun disaster Oh man. That would be hilariously awful! It should be The Brave Little Toaster Oven Memorial Leg Humpers Hook Up Thread. That'll attract the chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 We could do an Extremeskins Bachelor Auction! I vote jthor as the first bachelor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Yeah that's true. I wouldn't change anything right now. We can all just live vicariously through Cooleyfan. He needs to post in the tailgate more lol We should start an ES personals thread. Try to get some action or love for all our single friends on the board. Actually, I have a feeling that would be a disaster. A really fun disaster Does it only have to be for singles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Tinder is proof women are just as shallow as men. Does Tinder include how much people make? How shallow are we talking about here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Does it only have to be for singles?Don't ask don't tell. If you want some side piece action that's your business. Let's be serious, there is a big void lost in the market with AM going down. We can fill it Oh man. That would be hilariously awful! It should be The Brave Little Toaster Oven Memorial Leg Humpers Hook Up Thread. That'll attract the chicks. If you say so...yeah. I'll go with it We could do an Extremeskins Bachelor Auction! I vote jthor as the first bachelor Let's do it. I just need 3 facts about him and if he's attractive, a picture. If not, I'll just pull something from Google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 there is a big void ...........We can fill it Giggady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Haha, I love where this thread is going. The good news about dating someone you met on ES is that a) you know you'll never be the biggest disappointment in her life; b ) you already know she's a masochist (if that's your thing). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The good news about dating someone you met on ES is that a) you know you'll never be the biggest disappointment in her life My man killin it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Out of towner Boat "Take me out on the lake" Might as well type "Looking for romantic evening with serial killer. Will post pics" Did someone want to take a boat ride? Yep. Tinder would be my ****. I'm happy where I'm at though. I don't know how I would be if ingrew up as a hoe bag. So I'm kinda happy I missed all this stuff. I'm perfectly happy coming to a completely (mostly) anonymous message board populated by 10,000 men and a dozen women talking about random ****. Of course, there were the few that tried to make ES their own personal match.com. That was funny. Hell, some even worked out. You guys obviously forgot about our boy MoCo. He lost his virginity to a real winner of a girl from Tinder. Let's be serious, there is a big void . . .We can fill it That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 You guys obviously forgot about our boy MoCo. He lost his virginity to a real winner of a girl from Tinder. Oh man. The stories that guy told. Chick banged his ass out and then turned around and beat the hell out of him. All with the kid in the other room! Hahaha. I miss that fool. Dude was a trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 He was hooking up with Arkansas Ozark women. I heard banjos when he was telling the story. I swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popeman38 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I have to say, if I was single and in college now, I would probably have Tinder up 24 hours a day. It just sounds too easy and like too much fun. If it turns out bad, it's still probably a good story at least I was born about 10 years too late. Said every generation of guys, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 He was hooking up with Arkansas Ozark women. I heard banjos when he was telling the story. I swear. The theme song to Deliverance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The theme song to Deliverance. She was probably yelling, "squeal, squeal like a pig" to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Oh man. The stories that guy told. Chick banged his ass out and then turned around and beat the hell out of him. All with the kid in the other room! Hahaha. I miss that fool. Dude was a trip. I have no idea what is going on here. I should probably pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 For MoCo and Ashley Madison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Towards the end, I only saw what he posted when you guys quoted it. Most times, I declined to even comment. I called him Mick for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I have no idea what is going on here. I should probably pay attention. There is a user who was banned from ES recently by the name of MoCoSkins or something like that. I forget his real username but it was MoCo, that's unimportant though. You'd recognize him by his posting style which took everything to the nth degree. He would love to talk to all the girls here and had a great love of, what I refer to as, "murder rap". I think the proper name of it is horrorcore. He liked to make things all about himself, posted several pictures of himself in the RTT and lo and behold he's this white kid with big ass glasses looking like a true to the name hipster. So he was a virgin until the RTT crew got ahold of him. He was shy, so we told him to get Tinder and and meet some chicks. He did, diligently reporting back to us about these women. Some people would joke about it but we generally wanted the best for him. So he finally decides to meet up with one of these Tinder chicks. The next day, he comes back and describes in great detail over PM what happened on his tinder "date". It was absolutely classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 He had a john Wall avatar right? I remember him but not any of these stories. I'm fairly new to the RTT thread tho. I really missed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 He had a john Wall avatar right? I remember him but not any of these stories. I'm fairly new to the RTT thread tho. I really missed out. Yep, that's the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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