TradeTheBeal! Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Mr. Michaels has been a cushy coastal elite for so long that he can’t recognize the simple pleasure of a 130 hp, Blazing Yellow Mica ladykiller. I pity him. https://www.carolinaautodirect.com/vehicle-details/used-2002-mazda-mx-5-miata-special-edition---manual-with-low-miles-carolina-auto-direct-id-49106962 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 130 hp. My moms lawnmower got more HP 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 52 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: 130 hp. My moms lawnmower got more HP My toothbrush might have more hp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 My Honda push mower has 6.5. I'm selling it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 (edited) Anyone here can draw and want to be the illustrator for my comic strip? I’ve got a billion dollar idea (minimum, can probably do that just on licensing alone) but no artistic ability. @Bang, I’m looking at you. Edited January 14, 2023 by Sacks 'n' Stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 That van comes with instructions for how to register as a sex offender. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 36 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: That van comes with instructions for how to register as a sex offender. And a bottomless bowl of candy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 1 hour ago, The 12th Commandment said: And a bottomless bowl of candy. Bottomless because it gives me a place to put my weiner through. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Anyone here can draw and want to be the illustrator for my comic strip? I’ve got a billion dollar idea (minimum, can probably do that just on licensing alone) but no artistic ability. @Bang, I’m looking at you. That's like the 12th billion dollar idea I've been pitched this week! ~Bang 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Bang said: That's like the 12th billion dollar idea I've been pitched this week! ~Bang Engineer here. Same problem. "I have an idea for an app. It's Facebook, but for businesses with CEOs that own cats. All I need is someone to build the whole thing for no pay and 10% ownership of my billion dollar idea." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 58 minutes ago, Bang said: That's like the 12th billion dollar idea I've been pitched this week! ~Bang Not like this one. The strip is called Woth & Wuthell. It's about a kid named Ross who can't pronounce his R's or his S's and his best friend Russell. Their PE teacher is Coach Testosteroni. Russell has 5 dogs named Twinkie, Ding Dong, Medium Frye (his last name is Frye), Fart Bazooka, and Russell JR. Ross's dog's name is Ninjitsu Shih Tzu. Every kid on the planet is going to want a Ninjitsu Shih Tzu backpack. This is gold, Bang! GOLD!!! [Squiggly Dash Mark Thingie] Sacks 'n' Stuff 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: [Squiggly Dash Mark Thingie] Sacks 'n' Stuff *[Thquiggly Dath Mawk Thingie] Thackth 'n' Thtuff Edited January 15, 2023 by PokerPacker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: *[Thquiggly Dath Mawk Thingie] Thackth 'n' Thtuff Thath wight. Thawwy. See?!?! It’s fun just to read Woth & Wuthell and try to figure out what Ross is saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: https://es.redskins.com/topic/413846-have-you-ever-smoked-weed-before/?do=findComment&comment=12413753 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) I can lean on my real life experience as an elementary school PE teacher for material. Here's the script for Monday's strip based on an actual conversation I had at school yesterday. PANEL 1 (Ross is talking to Coach Testosteroni) Ross: Coach Tethtotoshtawoni, Wutthel cut in wine. Coach: That's a small problem Ross. You only tell the teacher if it's a big problem. PANEL 2 Ross: Well whath an exthample of a big pwoblem? Coach: If I break a fingernail. PANEL 3 Ross: Well whath an exthample of a smawl pwoblem? Coach: One of you gets hit by a bus. Edited January 15, 2023 by Sacks 'n' Stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 11 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: 130 hp. My moms lawnmower got more HP Cause Mazda is a **** car 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Thankth. No offenth, but I doubt my thchedule hath the time it needth. Thorry! ~Bang 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Bang said: Thankth. No offenth, but I doubt my thchedule hath the time it needth. Thorry! ~Bang Alright. No lambo for you then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 From the other thread. The weather in Baltimore today is a perfect example of this. I really need to accept that I need a cane for some days. I'm thinking a flame one like they had on House but open to awesome suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 1 hour ago, TheGreatBuzz said: From the other thread. The weather in Baltimore today is a perfect example of this. I really need to accept that I need a cane for some days. I'm thinking a flame one like they had on House but open to awesome suggestions. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Oldest Daughter officially cries for Mommy when mad at me and cries for Daddy when mad at her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 1 hour ago, TheGreatBuzz said: From the other thread. The weather in Baltimore today is a perfect example of this. I really need to accept that I need a cane for some days. I'm thinking a flame one like they had on House but open to awesome suggestions. Or, one of the ones with a flask in it. You can get different knobs, a skull knob if you prefer... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 @Spaceman Spiffis heading to the danger zone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said: @Spaceman Spiffis heading to the danger zone! Have you SEEN the video for Danger Zone? It's immaculate. I was gonna post it here but then I remember some rule about no music videos in this thread and @Jumbois already grumpy enough so you'll have to find it on your own. It's one of the more 80s videos ever and that's saying something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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