Forehead Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 **** off FTW, Lightning Crashes is a great song with one lyrical mistake 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, Forehead said: **** off FTW, Lightning Crashes is a great song with one lyrical mistake 😀 What's the mistake? It can actually happen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Colony Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, Forehead said: **** off FTW, Lightning Crashes is a great song with one lyrical mistake 😀 I remember when I was teaching school/coaching baseball in Alexandria and we were riding to a game. That song came on the radio and one of the players said he wanted it played at his wedding. Everybody just stared at him- "dude, do you know what it's about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Anything by Inch Money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 **** off, Flo Rida It’s like Woodstock city, brand new billionAnd bark to the music, sucker than a psychicMy heart beat acoustic, moves like HendrickWalk to a fire, then I flame and kiss itGo hard in my lambo, strikes and a visitTo meeting in the rain, gotta roll with the visionVision of a good time, all I wanna knowWhen the party gon' stop, let the good times rollCome on let’s go, you got another minuteGet the party on the roll, ain’t nothing like the feelingWhen you’re winning in your soulThe wheel keep spinning, only got one loveStop, stop the show, and stop, stop the flowThe world ain’t ready 'cause I rock the globeSo act like you know, act like you knowAct like you know, just what to do LFO Hip-hop mama, spic n spanMet you one summerAnd it all beganYou're the best girlThat I ever did seeThe great Larry Bird, jersey thirty-threeWhen you take a sipYou buzz like a hornetBilly Shakespeare wroteA whole bunch of sonnetsCall me when you miss me'Cause I can't speak babySomething in your eyesReally drove me crazyNow I can't forget youAnd it makes me madYou left one dayAnd never came backStayed all summerThen went back homeMacualay Culkin wasn't home aloneFell deep in love butNow we ain't speakingMichael J. Fox was Alex P. KeatonWhen I met youI saw my name is RichYou look like a girlFrom Abercrombie and Fitch And, c'mon. ****in Magnets! How do they work?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Rock a bye, baby on the treetops when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will fall baby cradle and all I mean, seriously, if you are going to hoist a cradle up into a treehouse the least you can do is build a friggin' tree house to protect it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcl05 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 I dare you to listen to these lyrics and not cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 hours ago, skinsmarydu said: What's the mistake? It can actually happen... Oh I'm aware. I guess I probably should have said a great song with one randomly awkward lyric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superozman Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Jay Z .38 revolve like the sun round the Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinss Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 4 hours ago, bcl05 said: I dare you to listen to these lyrics and not cringe. It doesn't help that the entire song is atrocious from the singing to the melody to every single thing about it. But yes those lyrics are awful. Not sure if this is awful or genius but it certainly doesn't make much sense. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkeyButane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkieWith the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetablesDog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhoseKill the headlights and put it in neutralStock car flaming with the loser in the cruise controlBaby's in Reno with the vitamin DGot a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seatSomeone came in saying I’m insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirtDon’t believe everything that you breatheYou get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeveSo shave your face with some mace in the darkSaving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer parkYo, cut it[Chorus]Soy un perdedorI'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?(Double barrel buckshot)Soy un perdedorI'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?[Verse 2]The forces of evil in a bozo nightmareBan all the music with the phony gas chamberCause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flagOne’s on the pole, shove the other in a bagWith the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-jobThe daytime crap of the folksinger slobHe hung himself with a guitar stringA slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wingYou can't get right if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hateAnd my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite Who’s choking on the splinters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Personally I'd take Beck the lyricist over just about anyone. How about this one from The Clash. "If I go there will be trouble, if I stay it will be double" Should I stay or should I go? 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMalcolmConnection Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 I could get deep into actual quality songs, but I've never heard a more trash song played more often than "Who Let the Dogs Out?" I mean there is some pop absolute trash out there, but this one tops them all for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Thunder only happens when it's raining. - Fleetwood Mac I always hated that lyric because it's simply not true. Just call me Dwight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busch1724 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Sammy Hagar had some terrible stuff with Van Halen. Shame because the music to the songs are good: Why Can't This Be Love terrible lyric: Only time will tell if we stand the test of time Up for Breakfast terrible lyric: the whole damn song Well! She treat me like a personal JesusGot the hand put to rest, gonna heal youGot the finger, put it right there on the triggerWell, pump it up, pump it upBaby make it bigger Well, i'll go crazyPumping it up, pumping it upIt's gonna heal you Chorus: She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)Put that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melons)Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning I don't need the back door openHot tub loosen up, baby's been soakingBeen tokin', been sippin'Slip flop slippin up, got me dripping Going crazyKeeping it up pumping it up, pumping it upIt's gonna kill you She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)Spread that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melon)Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)Spread my butter on my biscuit (honey to my melon)Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning Wake me upGotta get up Chorus: Got creamer on the table (first thing in the morning)Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honey to my melon)Got some cream on my bananas (need a second helping)You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning Wake me upLift me upGotta get upHot coffee first thing in the morningHot sweet stickyGet it up, get it up, get it up Gotta get up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 < Loser lyrics > How 'bout "Gettin crazy with the CheezWhiz"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_friend_goo Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Y'all must've never heard "Life" by Des'ree: Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,Doo, doot doot dooo.Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,Doo, doot dooo I'm afraid of the dark,Especially when I'm in a parkAnd there's no-one else around, Oh, I get the shivers I don't want to see a ghost,It's a sight that I fear mostI'd rather have a piece of toastAnd watch the evening news Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,Doo, doot doot dooo.Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,Doo, doot dooo I'm a superstitious girl,I'm the worst in the worldNever walk under ladders,I keep a rabbit's tail I'll take you up on a dare,Anytime, anywhereName the place, I'll be there,Bungee jumping, I don't care! Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,Doo, doot doot dooo.Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,Doo, doot dooo Life, doo, doot doooDoo, doot dooo So after all is said and doneI know I'm not the only oneLife indeed can be fun, if you really want to Sometimes living out your dreams,Ain't as easy as it seemsYou want to fly around the world,In a beautiful balloon Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,Doo, doot doot dooo.Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,Doo, doot dooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Ok I'm prepared to get pelted by tomatoes She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeahShe loves you, yeah, yeah, yeahShe loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You think you've lost your loveWell, I saw her yesterday-ayIt's you she's thinking ofAnd she told me what to say-ay She says she loves youAnd you know that can't be badYes, she loves youAnd you know you should be glad She said you hurt her soShe almost lost her mindBut now she says she knowsYou're not the hurtin' kind She says she loves youAnd you know that can't be badYes, she loves youAnd you know you should be glad, ooh She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeahShe loves you, yeah, yeah, yeahWith a love like thatYou know you should be glad You know it's up to youI think it's only fairPride can hurt you, tooApologize to her Because she loves youAnd you know that can't be badYes, she loves youAnd you know you should be glad, ooh She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeahShe loves you, yeah, yeah, yeahWith a love like thatYou know you should be gladWith a love like thatYou know you should be gladWith a love like thatYou know you should be gladYeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Maybe it's the acid talking, but these lyrics make no sense: I Am the Walrus I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a corn flake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mr. City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (How do you do sir?) They are the egg men (The man maintains a fortune) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you (Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah) See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Jedi Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Britney Spears - Sometimes Sometimes I runSometimes I hideSometimes I'm scared of youBut all I really want is to hold you tightTreat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time .....ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredSkins Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 "This is my fight song" I dont know the artist or song name. But damn that pop song a few years ago was awful. Like really? THAT is the song you bring to a fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 7 hours ago, ShredSkins said: "This is my fight song" I dont know the artist or song name. But damn that pop song a few years ago was awful. Like really? THAT is the song you bring to a fight? It's Taylor Swift, whaddo you expect? "I gotta go fight...where's my lipstick?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busch1724 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Incoherent, drugged out Beatles is much better than love song Beatles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterMP Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 9 hours ago, skinsmarydu said: It's Taylor Swift, whaddo you expect? "I gotta go fight...where's my lipstick?" This might seem bad that I know this, but it isn't Taylor Swift (I don't know who it is off the top of my head, but it isn't Taylor Swift). In my defense, I have a tween and early teen daughters. ""We should take this back to my place"That's what she said right to my face'Cause I want you badYeah, I want you, babyI've been thinking 'bout it all dayAnd I hope you feel the same way, yeah'Cause I want you badYeah, I want you, baby Slow, slow handsLike sweat dripping down our dirty laundryNo, no chanceThat I'm leaving here without you on me" The hands are like sweet dripping down dirty laundry? Sweat doesn't really even drip down laundry. This doesn't even seem to be case where it is a rhyming issue, and they just were looking for a word that rhymed. Laundry doesn't rhyme with anything else in the song. He just couldn't think of better imagery for slow hands. And really, somebody with sweat dripping down their dirty laundry is somebody you want to be with? Or does the sweat go with the next line? I guess that makes a little more sense, but still couldn't think of two things that go on each other than sweat and dirty laundry. Two things that might be more sexually appealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 You ain't nothin' but a hound dogCryin' all the timeYou ain't nothin' but a hound dogCryin' all the timeWell, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine Well they said you was high-classedWell, that was just a lieYeah they said you was high-classedWell, that was just a lieWell, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine like wtf is this crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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