First Colony

I just want you all to know that if I fail to enter the self-evaluation for my Performance Review into the system by tonight, it'll be because I've fallen down the rabbit hole of which frozen pizza is the best. Damn you all! By the way, it's Stouffers French Bread Pizza.

Thoughts and Prayers

Remember, Brat was the same person who complained that women were "all up in my grill" when he had a town hall. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/va-rep-dave-brat-the-women-are-in-my-grill-no-matter-where-i-go/2017/01/31/41f89be4-e7fc-11e6-80c2-30e57e57e05d_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.81d145eb27ac

So, I am going to assume you didn't see Ant Man and the Wasp. During the "mid-credits" scene they dealt with the ending of Infinity War.

I wonder if at any point, she just wanted to say, "SHUT THE **** UP!" His repeated love for Kelly sounds just like what a GM says right before the coach is fired.

Ohhh, NOW, I get it. When the schedule came out, I was surprised to see this as the Monday night game. I figured it would be MINN vs PHI-a rematch of the NFC Champiosnhip game. But once I saw this, I realized that it's true. The schedulers do feel that way about the Redskins.

Spiral notebooks are a ****.

Dammit! I meant to vote "no". Put me in the solid NO camp.

https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/ “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f—– by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d— like the mushroom character in Mario Kart …

I'm still trying to get over "yeti pubes"

Look at @Kilmer17 paraphrasing Nike and Kaepernick way back in August. Can I borrow your DeLorean?

Seems to me it's more along the lines of anything he had to offer they already had.

CCR is an overrated band.

I really hate headlines or tweets being written this way. If you glance at it, it almost seems like a good thing then you realize that if you are slowing the decline, then emissions would be rising. This goes along with my anger at the major news outlets finding new ways to say he's lying without calling him a liar. JUST CALL HIM A LIAR!!!!

Wait a second-you predicted this 5-6 years ago?!? THAT explains your prolonged absence from the board recently.