Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 "I am"... I saidTo no one thereAnd no one heard at allNot even the chair What the ****? Were you expecting the chair to hear you? How do you know the chair didn’t hear you? Lazy ass Neil Diamond couldn’t be bothered to spend 2 minutes racking his big brain to come up with a better word to rhyme with “there”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 "I've got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 That’s kind of funny but Lewinsky would’ve been better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Nobody really knows what the lyrics are but I’m sure they’re hilariously awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 35 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: That’s kind of funny but Lewinsky would’ve been better. It had to rhyme with bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 14 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said: Nobody really knows what the lyrics are but I’m sure they’re hilariously awful. Video blocked. How about this version: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 The pompatous of love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Being without you Takes a lot of getting used to Should learn to live with it But I don't want to Chicago sucked bad enough after Terry Kath died, but holy **** is this nauseating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superozman Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 You thinkin' lifes a joke, I'll slice your throatOh you a thug, you about to get yo' rights revokedI'm from the Dirty, we don't even know the price of soapI'm a star, look in the sky, you need a microscope. 🤷♂️🤣😭😂🧐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 he's the guy you wanna do and you know that it takes twoLuckily he wants to do you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 I'm not going to post the lyrics, but look up "I Love you Period" by a guy named Dan Baird. I **** you not, it is a love song and a grammar lesson all rolled up in one. Also, do things that are from the mind of insanity like MacArthur Park count, or do they get a pass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 China mentioned the Steve Miller Band, the all time leader for inane lyrics. His songs rocked, but he couldn’t write a meaningful lyric to save his life. He needed a Bernie Taupin to his Elton John. A couple examples: ”Abra abra cadabra. I want to reach out and grab ya.” or ”Lovie dovey lovie dovey all the time. Ooh wee baby I’ll sure show you a good time.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Gucci Gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Jedi Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Warhead36 said: Gucci Gang Beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Oasis - Supersonic: I know a girl called Elsa She's into Alka Seltzer She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train And she makes me laugh I've got her autograph She done it with a doctor on a helicopter She's sniffin in her tissue Sellin' the Big Issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrilbo67 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 “Your best friend Harry, has a brother Larry; and in five days from now he’s gonna marry; you’re hoping to make it there ‘cause if you can; Then in the ceremony you’ll be the best man” So many things wrong with this: 1) Why would someone ask their brothers best friend to be their best man? 2) How did this not create giant rift in the family? 3) Rhyming names for a pair of brothers? Did Harry/Larry’s parents know anything about how bullies operate? 4) What kind of a flake is Young MC that even despite this weird family dynamic, he can’t even commit to attending a wedding where he’ll be the best man? They’re literally five days out and he still doesn’t know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 There's a whole bunch of REM ****, but I'm too worn out from watching the Caps game 🏆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 2nd verse to the friends theme song... You're still in bed at ten And work began at eightYou've burned your breakfast, so far Things are going greatYour mother warned you there'd be days like these Well, no she didn’t because the first line of the first verse is So no one told you life was gonna be this way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Anything from Pitbull. There are too many examples to just pick one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrilbo67 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: 2nd verse to the friends theme song... You're still in bed at ten And work began at eightYou've burned your breakfast, so far Things are going greatYour mother warned you there'd be days like these Well, no she didn’t because the first line of the first verse is So no one told you life was gonna be this way On a random note, I remember reading an article in the 90s that The Rembrandts wrote the full song well after Friends started airing. Apparently local FM stations were looping the show’s theme song to the 3-4 minute mark and they decided it needed to be a proper song. Also, the two guys that formed The Rembrandts lived in the Midwest and west coast at the time respectively, so the song was almost entirely written over dialup internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Too bad Predicto hasn't been posting much. As a sign of respect, I will refrain from mentioning singer-who-shall-not be named. So I'm going to go with my own personal musical pinata, Foreigner I want to know what love is, I want you to show me I want to feel what love is, I know you can show me Not only lame lyrics, but the music just hurts my dang ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 This is an entertaining idea lol: 1. Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah 2. Whatcha gonna do with all that junk All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you drunk Get you love drunk off my hump My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps Checkit out 3. Lightning crashes, a new mother cries Her placenta falls to the floor. 4. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier. 5. Im down on my knees, searching for the answer… Are we human or are we dancer? Seriously people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 I think I win... Water, fire, air and dirt ****ing magnets, how do they work?And I don't wanna talk to a scientistY'all motherf*****s lying, and getting me pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander -JB- Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 SupercalifragilisticexbealidosiousGhost'll hollar exbefragilisticcalisuperCancoon, catch me in the room eatin grouper - Ghostface Killah “Buck 50” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 7 hours ago, DCSaints_fan said: Too bad Predicto hasn't been posting much. As a sign of respect, I will refrain from mentioning singer-who-shall-not be named. So I'm going to go with my own personal musical pinata, Foreigner Not only lame lyrics, but the music just hurts my dang ears. at "the singer who shall not be named". Ironically, Frank Sinatra loved singing Foreigner...he said everything could be put together with an orchestra. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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