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Every time I go to GameStop, they f*** up. Give me a PlayStation game when it's supposed to be an Xbox game, give me an Xbox game when it's supposed to be a PlayStation game, now - dude didn't even put the disc in there. At least it's the worst game I bought, COD Ghosts. Wanted to see why it got s*** on so much.

Projected high temperature of 102 today. Heat index 120. Wind gusts up to 0 miles per hour. Stab me with an icicle.

Nah, Doc would've broke an ankle first move.

Since all the bodies of water out here are pathetic, I really hate summer now. Plus it's my busy season and I work outside. I want a f***ing blizzard. I don't think it's too early to create this year's winter weather thread... Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'!!

Worst part about having little dogs are the threats. Owls, Hawks, snakes, spiders, and worst of all - people. People who kidnap pets need to get their junk sliced off with the backside of a butter knife.

Dayum! Keep the grass cut and the hiding spots limited? Don't know man. We have brown recluse spider problem here. We often treat bites from 'em Snake bites? Gosh I don't know if I've ever seen an animal with one. **** snakes.

1) Border Collies 2) Chihuahuas 3) Basset Hounds 4) Maltese 5) Labs

I've said it before many times, outside of the spring and fall tornado threats - Oklahoma has some bum-ass thunderstorms. I was so excited for the thunderstorm today, red on the radar moving over me. That joint gave me like 10 rumbles of thunder. My ass produces more wind then this f****** place.

Memphis Belle is the tits. The question is, how did Private Joker go from the Marine Corps in Vietnam, to bomber pilot in World War II? They didn't have Deloreans until the 80s...

When someone asks me what my favorite movies of all time are, I want to include Band of Brothers so badly - but it's a series. Its follow-up, The Pacific is aiight... Apparently Spielberg and Hanks have been working on a third installation, about the air war in Europe. Shiz has been delayed more than the James Webb telescope.

Brother: 53 Sister: 50 Brother: 46 Sister: 44 Me: 36 Lots of hand-me-downs.

David Byrne lived in Maryland for a good portion of his childhood. Their Stop Making Sense performance is one of the greatest live shows on film.

My second molars on the bottom are disintegrating. Been a tooth grinder my whole life, and they have major cavities. They're finally giving out. NSAIDs don't work, benzocaine barely works, but this Red Cross cotton ball s*** is the truth - sold at Walmart. I have to see a dentist, but I don't know if I want them pulled, filled, or whatever other option I have. Fml.