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First priority: come up with a concoction to fuse those ankles back together. Sup y'all? I know it's been a long time but I've been getting my s*** together here in Tulsa Oklahoma. It's been a rough going. Trying to make a living taking care of dogs and cats that I get to know and love for years, and then the inevitable happens. I have a woman who is 7 years older than me, in her forties. I've had to learn a lot and how to act accordingly. Everything is still going smoothly. Unlike docks ankles. My lady and I are going to watch the original teenage mutant Ninja turtles movie in a theater tomorrow night. Hail.

Just saw the Abby's Army/Chris Thompson piece on Youtube. @daveakl you're a great dude. That was awesome. Go Abby!

'Sup y'all?

How are you sonsa biches? Love you mother****ers. Life got crazy with the new gal. She's got a mental heath problem. Nothing your boy str0kestick can't pound out of her. It's been TOUGH though. Tight, not experienced, not on...birth...control. ConDAMNS. If this were Call of Duty, your boy'd be at .500 with kills/deaths this match. She's a quickscoper. Digress.... I hope you ALL are doing great. Even you.... Mother****ers who have disagreed with me before. What were you thinking??? I was right, you were left. In the dust. Nowwww........Join Meeee.....And together we can rule the galaxy as FATHER AND SONS. Love you all. I'll try to get back here a little more.

Hey gang, been out for a while. Girl I said had 0% chance with me has been a whirlwind. She's taken my life by storm. She is ****IN INCREDIBLE. I am a very happy man. Some technicalities I have to sort out with her, but that 0% chance was wrong. Way wrong. She is sooooomethin else, haha. Other than that I'm still working too hard, but she's there some days I work and it makes it great. Two co-workers of mine know for sure that we are seeing each other - but they don't realize that we are....well, since this the RTT, I'll say it.... Going to town all night long. She's a diamond in the rough. Holler. Atch. Your. Boy. Love ya RTT crewsters.

That story got me man. Hilarious. Should watch her another grown up show, The Goonies. @DaGoonie55. Sup brotha. L4L. I'm on a white girl spree. Tulsa. Ain't much choice! Black girls! Sure! So many white girls though! Odds are... I keep bangin' white girls! But L4L

So jelly. Wish I was back east for that one. This girl and I are magnetic towards one another. I've been fighting it and denying it, but she's been really impressive. Leaves a meal in the work fridge for me every day, converses with me extremely well. I'm still going slow, but she is determined as hell. Still not even considering a relationship, and while she argues FOR ONE, she understands my point of view. Pretty cool. But I reeeeally wanna tap it like my foot on the floor when I've had too much caffeine. She's made it abundantly clear that she wants it. Hanging out with her Tuesday. I'm turrible, Ernie, just turrible.

What a somber day. A grueling 12 hour shift after finding out BEFORE work that LITERALLY my most common dog at the hospital that stays with us EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND was euthanized. Totally caught me by surprise, and found out via text from my co-worker who was absolutely distraught. They didn't tell her they were doing it, she was outside and she walked in on them putting him in a bag. She had a panic attack, called me in full cry-mode, and I got mad as hell at the entire situation. Some bush league ****, for sure. I will find out who dropped that ball, and I will kill them. Already know which Dr. it was. Figures it'd be that one. Not sure which tech it was, but my co-worker deserves a heartfelt apology at the least. Got her a sympathy card and a bunch of candy for her to walk in on this morning. That dog was THE MAN, we LOVED him. Norman was his name, Goldendoodle. Can't believe I won't see him again. They definitely could've waited for me to arrive and say goodbye as well. They had JUST found cancer that was not immediately life threatening. *imaginarily headkicks Mr. Super Arrogant Doctor*

Relationship done. She was really not what I imagined her to be. Not a bad thing, simply thought she'd adapt to a new start having grown from past relationships. Here's a hint, don't have a short attention span and a short fuse. You think I'm boring? Ya damn wall with drying paint ass. Philosophically shallower than her damn jayjay. Hittin' back wall, making her look like that dude that got trucked by Garcon this weekend. Of course I mention it to my best friend at work, and she, in jest, tells EEEvveryyone that I may be available. I have a stalker now. A receptionist. She is very attractive, but I definitely don't want to be with her in a relationship. 0% chance. RTT FAM. I shouldn't do it... Should I.

Sorry about the quick camera. All that shooter gaming in the 2000s.

Good weekend. Lightest one since early May. A couple unique factors made it more difficult than it should've been, but the amount of animals was light.

This is my favorite SNL Short, which I referenced in my last post: The whole thing is about being high.

You couldn't hear your buddy next to you because sound doesn't travel in outer space. Dat RFK look, and dat RFK awning. Fed Ex look like a store brand stadium...but with 36 oz more! Make a stadium look exactly like RFK, add some height to it, make the awning out of the latest tech to reverberate the crowd sound. Opposing Center and QB be deaf to each other like you and your boy were deaf to each other in section 420 of Fed Ex, near Alpha Centuri. Naw for REAL tho...I like Fed Ex...but RFK is US. Imagine a SUPER RFK. Fed --->EX<--- is right.

I personally like the pair of Air Docs that Chewy got. Getting me a baggie uh dat chronic.....cles of Narnia today. Keep wanting to buy some dabs, they hit HARD. Edibles, I dunno man, the 15 minutes of ultra highness for hours? Lol. I be waiting for that **** to end like: