dyst Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Should have surprised us. Locked every thread except the "Is this board dead" thread and then a couple hours later shut the forums completely down for the planned maintenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseBowlrz Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 15 hours ago, LetThePointsSoar said: Does this mean we have to actually do work on Monday then with no ES distractions? Wtf. It just means we get to focus on the eclipse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Sweet. I've been meaning to take a shower. I might even go outside, and maybe even speak to another person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 In that hour, Trump will resign, Terrelle Pryor and Josh Norman will collide and be carted off the practice field with no word on what happened, and everyone will lose their minds. Some will throw open their office windows and scream their posts at passing strangers, others will run through the streets, yammering their thoughts on these events at people walking down the sidewalk. I expect several of you will be tased and put in St. Elizabeth's for observation. I predict at least three of you will do these things wearing a wrapped towel, shampoo still in your hair. (Larry, for one.) I predict Jumbo will stand on the moose antler platform that serves as City Hall in his Yukon town to shout about these doings, only to be stopped several times by the gathered crowd to define most of the words he's yelling at them. He will then insult them and they won't know it. I predict Zoony will use the hour to perfect his double lipsnort brown jug blowing technique, and will win a grammy next year for his red hot album "Lets G'wan Down t'the Olive Garden". I predict TK will spend the first hour distracted by a Star Wars movie someone is watching, and then the site will be down for 3 hours. I predict PJFootballer will hate what they do to his hair. Predicto will have time to listen to Bob Seger's "Night Moves" twice. And hey, Andyman is here.. whatcha know 'bout that! He can tell us what really happened ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diehard Otis Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Thanks for the heads up - the last site update took me totally by surprise. (guess I should pay more attention, huh?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 8 hours ago, Bang said: I predict TK will spend the first hour distracted by a Star Wars movie someone is watching, and then the site will be down for 3 hours. Right now it's a better chance of it being The Defenders & 8-10 hours. Which better not suck. I'm looking at you Danny Rand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyHolt Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Switching to another channel.... I've got sunspots. Name the movie - click for a hint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachboy757 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 On 8/16/2017 at 9:30 PM, GhostofSparta said: Is this because the ES is dying? Sorry to inform you but we determined ES was alive and we are all Zombies. Snyder and Allen are vampires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Aw man wtf am I supposed to do on Monday now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerm Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 On 8/16/2017 at 6:24 PM, SkinsGuy said: So the board is going down the same day of the solar eclipse? Coincidence? My first thought was, there was fear that ES was dying... largest solar eclipse in 99 years... must be some kind of IT ritual they are performing to resurrect the board. Of course, I don't know much about computers, so I might be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 WTF am I supposed to do while Im at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 On 8/17/2017 at 10:46 PM, TK said: Right now it's a better chance of it being The Defenders & 8-10 hours. Which better not suck. I'm looking at you Danny Rand.... Four episodes in and it's already made up for Rusted Punch Hand (which I kinda liked since it was so wonky). However, I'm still posting this because the site is up, so I guess you haven't gotten your Hand on things yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Will we finally be https? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Y'all gotta fix da banner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diehard Otis Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, spjunkies said: Y'all gotta fix da banner. NO WAY! I love the banner! Can we keep something for nostalgia's sake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Diehard Otis said: NO WAY! I love the banner! Can we keep something for nostalgia's sake? Lol they got it fixed quick. It was cut off after the update. I love the ES banner and would be sad to see it go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Stupid Loser Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 On 8/16/2017 at 7:24 PM, SkinsGuy said: So the board is going down the same day of the solar eclipse? Coincidence? The gods are angry with us. We must offer a sacrifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diehard Otis Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 1 minute ago, spjunkies said: Lol they got it fixed quick. It was cut off after the update. I love the ES banner and would be sad to see it go. [Phew!] Alrighty then. I was beginning to think our familiar surroundings were gonna get uprooted - like your childhood home being razed to make way for a Whole Foods or somethin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Fat Stupid Loser said: The gods are angry with us. We must offer a sacrifice. I nominate this phenomenal individual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diehard Otis Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 @spjunkies Haha, good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo'sRangers Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 On 8/16/2017 at 7:24 PM, SkinsGuy said: So the board is going down the same day of the solar eclipse? Coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I like the new 'like' features. Seems some folks' avatars have changed. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulSkin Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Are there new features beyond the 'reactions'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I like the way my hair turned out. Nice even cut all over. I look fabulous for the upgrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 PJ gets my first ever Haha. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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