Mr. Sinister Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Goddamn spider propaganda. "Yes Billy, be nice to that innocent little Brown Recluse. After all, his family was probably here before our house was built over his home, making him sad. See the way he's rearing at you? He's pleading for our help. I can practically feel his pain flowing through me!" Um, no ****. Thats the pain of a Recluse spider bite, and little Billy is about to get it next. Edited July 13, 2015 by Mr. Sinister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 dude, the off chance of a little spider bite is no reason to hate nature brown recluse spider bite:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 WARNING GRAPHIC IMAGES OF NASTY WOUND http://imgur.com/gallery/Fh12d The gallery linked shows what she claims is a brown recluse bite from the start (where it looks like a bruise) all the way through to where it's healed. It's all the images between those two points that (like above) are pretty awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Worse bite id seen was this guy that got bit by a Diamondback Rattler (probably the worst snake you can get bitten by) out in the wilderness, and needed hours to get help. By the time he got it, his hand pretty much looked like he tried to block a spear from Scorpion. Massive hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 In my early 20s I lived in an apartment that had a brown recluse infestation. Never got bit The property manager put a glue trap behind my washing machine and it had 3 BR on it within 48 hours. As for black widows, those ****ers are all over the place. I refuse to pick up anything that's been laying on the ground for a period of time without gloves. It's almost a guarantee there will be a black widow Someone told me black widows only build their web where there is sun exposure. I think that's true, I've never seen a black widow in a dark corner of a garage, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 10$ says you dump one of them thick, big country ****roaches on PJ's head and he'll sing a note higher than Minnie Riperton. ****roaches, crickets, et al wouldn't bother me. Let me know when Crickets and ****roches start spinning annoying webs deliberately in high traffic areas for you, or sending you to the hospital with one bite, for daring to mindlessly swipe at them when they are invading marked territory. Spiders must die. Nah, but I'd swipe it off as fast as I could, Mr. Miyagi style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 We are moving, and I moved some bikes that had sat in our rental garage for 10 months. I pulled them away from the wall, and boom....several big ass wolf spiders scurry off. Nope. Straight to the car, ran to wally world. Got spider spray and bug foggers, and nuked the garage from orbit. Came back a few hours later....a dozen dead spiders all over the garage floor, trying to outrun the scythe of the reaper. Enjoy death, ****es. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Happened to me a couple of months ago when we dove into the junkyard our side yard had become after 2 90+ mph windstorms,(with rain),and basically ignoring it. Horrible. Came across a Black Widow living in a cinder block that was a border part our garden a couple of years ago. I sprayed the ****,(she was a big girl),and she retreated back into the block. Little bit later I checked and she was coming back out,slowly I picked her up with a small branch that was laying nearby,(my wife was not happy with that),then stepped on it. After that,I sprayed bug killer on just about everything out there then let it sit for 24 hours. Sure enough,found all kinds of dead bugs including the Black Widow variety. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Glad you two survived your boss fights. Here, take this Special Item as your reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Here, take this Special Item as your reward 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemperFi Skins Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I work in south Florida in a preserve... Banana spiders are some nasty looking spiders, and massive too! However, they do not bite and are harmless to humans. They sure do like to build there webs right at my face level though and coming face-to-face with those bad boys is like chugging a laxative. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I did not know this about Wolf Spiders. Interesting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I did not know this about Wolf Spiders. Interesting. You are telling me I can't even escape by fleeing INTO THE OCEAN **** my life 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBoz Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) I work in south Florida in a preserve... Banana spiders are some nasty looking spiders, and massive too! However, they do not bite and are harmless to humans. They sure do like to build there webs right at my face level though and coming face-to-face with those bad boys is like chugging a laxative. Not entirely true in regards to the banana spider. Just thought you should know. With regards to the bite of the animal — it is potent, but it’s nowhere near deadly for humans. The type of poison is similar to that used by black widows, but much less powerful. What you can typically expect from a bite is some redness, discomfort, blisters, and possible swelling — this should all pass within a day or two though. Of course there are those that may possess allergies to the venom, in which case it could be much more dangerous. Edited July 17, 2015 by EBoz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 You are telling me I can't even escape by fleeing INTO THE OCEAN **** my life Raft spiders...I especially like the sound of it chewing the fish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I sense a plot here. First,they invade a house or two,then they move to the schools. http://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/tri_state/pennsylvania/venomous-spiders-force-closure-of-pa-school/article_3fb64180-ba45-5f87-a714-2da82e9ce8e5.html Venomous spiders force closure of Pa. schoolMERCERSBURG, Pa. — The Tuscarora School District in Franklin County, Pa., has closed one of its elementary schools while exterminators treat the building for an infestation of venomous spiders. Tuscarora School District Superintendent Charles Prijatelj said in a news release that he met with Tuscarora School Board members, the director of facilities, the principal of Montgomery Elementary School and the district’s pest control-management company after brown recluse spiders were discovered in the school's library. The staff began to notice small spiders in isolated areas of the building, which were identified as brown recluse spiders, which are generally afraid of humans, Prijatelj said. *Click Link For More* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I sense a plot here. First,they invade a house or two,then they move to the schools. http://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/tri_state/pennsylvania/venomous-spiders-force-closure-of-pa-school/article_3fb64180-ba45-5f87-a714-2da82e9ce8e5.html *Click Link For More* Great, that's just what we need, brown recluses going after children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Don't worry. Im sure they just want to play a freindly game of checkers... With little Timmy's flesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) Lol the pounce is rapier swift...lol Edited July 31, 2015 by Xameil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Scumbag brown recluse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 http://abcnews.go.com/US/thousands-spiders-spin-mega-web-spans-hundreds-feet/story?id=33011151 HOME Thousands of Spiders Spin Mega-Web That Spans Hundreds of FeetThousands of spiders are working together on an enormous web in Rowlett, Texas, and has become an unlikely attraction for visitors eager to check out the intricate structure that stretches hundreds of feet. *Click Link For More* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Sweet dreams !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I was leaving a friends house last Sunday, in the general area of Fairfax hospital. Myself and a few other friends nearly walked into a giant web that was spanning part of the sidewalk. The ****er sitting in the middle of that web was the size of an unshelled peanut. We almost became his dinner. I backed away slowly, and continued to my car, keeping my face towards it at all times in case he decided to pounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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