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I give it about 3 months before scientists discover a spider that is fire-proof. Lives in active volcanoes or something.

 

Probably in Yellowstone.

 

 

And when Yellowstone finally blows, the entire United States will be covered in 3 feet of writhing venomous lava spiders. 

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Was that the 4th or 5th level of Dante's Inferno?

 

Spiders are Hell's vanguard. Definitely the first level

And when Yellowstone finally blows, the entire United States will be covered in 3 feet of writhing venomous lava spiders. 

 

Shooting molten lava from their eyes

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So, I just watched PCS' video of a banana spider. It made me angry at god

Every time this thread gets bumped, I feel like it's my destiny to click.

But the question remains....who do i hate more.. spiders, or the people who post them?! It's an honest and heartfelt struggle

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Looks a lot like a wolf spider.  They live outside and sneak into our basements to eat bugs, then slip outside again.  Not exactly the type of spider I'd expect to sneak into the country inside a banana.

 

No banana guts whatsoever on him either.  I vote fake.

 

Now, with that said, and to paraphrase a line from the Game of Thrones thread, COULD PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD PLEASE STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD.  That is all.    ;)

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