PokerPacker Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Scientifically accurate spider man...... NSFW http://dangerousminds.net/comments/what_if_spider_man_was_scientifically_accurate_nsfw I love those ADHD sketches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 twa posted this in the random funny article thread: http://es.redskins.com/topic/359807-random-funny-articles-not-worth-their-own-thread/?p=10359211 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Ohh this thread is back, eh? Obviously that means you all want to see more pictures of my tarantula. Here's one of her with a bottom up view (she was chilling on the side of the enclosure). You can see her fangs and everything. Edited September 27, 2015 by mistertim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) Escaped tarantula grounds plane near Baltimore LINTHICUM, Md. (AP) — A tarantula that escaped in the cargo hold of a passenger flight from Maryland's BWI airport to Atlanta grounded the plane before it could take off and sent passengers onto another flight. Brian Kruse, spokesman for Delta Air Lines, tells The Baltimore Sun (http://bsun.md/1YEfXu6) that baggage handlers noticed a baboon tarantula had gotten out of its container on Flight 1525 Wednesday night. Kruse says the captain grounded the plane so it could be searched for any additional arachnids. Passengers were put on another flight. Kruse says the spider was confined to the cargo hold and never entered the cabin. No other tarantulas were found. Edited September 28, 2015 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hahaha. They grounded a plane because of one baboon tarantula spiderling (it was tiny in the video)? The passengers are in more danger from choking on the ice in their in-flight drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hahaha. They grounded a plane because of one baboon tarantula spiderling (it was tiny in the video)? The passengers are in more danger from choking on the ice in their in-flight drinks. Says the admitted spider. Your lies are not welcome here. BE GONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) Just because... Edited September 28, 2015 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I've had the spider near the dashboard thing happen to me. Terrible situation to be in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Just because... [spider on dashboard] two seconds later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Woman who feared mystery ‘scratching’ noises could be evil spirit finds spider in her ear A WOMAN who thought she was possessed by evil spirits after hearing strange noises in her head has discovered this living in her ear. Victim Li Peng told doctors she could hear a strange “scratching noise” especially at night, as well as feel a frequent pain in her left ear, according to local media. She said the problem had started when she went on a hiking trip with her boyfriend on the outskirts of their home in the city of Xiamen, in East China’s Fujian Province. Li admitted she had delayed going to see medics because she feared the scratching sounds, which only she could hear, may be due to the fact she had been possessed by evil spirits. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 **** that, give me the demons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 **** that, give me the demons. That spider probably is a demon. God knows what kind of evil things it was whispering in her ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 That spider probably is a demon. Good point. Spiders are evil as it is, but a spider that would like to live in your ear? That's straight from hell It was probably whispering the Eagles fight song in her ear at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Well...next time I goto Xiamen I'm having my wife check my ears when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 And in other spider news... Spider bites man on plane; his leg 'bursts open' A British attorney is suing Qatar Airways after a spider bite he received on a flight in South Africa nearly cost him his leg. The flesh-eating venom from a brown recluse spider whose bite caused a "small, sharp pain" turned barrister John Hogg's leg black. Initially, he didn't think much of the injury. "I turned on the light and clearly saw a spider running across the floor before hearing two stewardesses screaming 'Spider!', but I wasn't sure if I had been bitten as it really wasn't very painful," Hogg told the Telegraph. But the next day his leg swelled up like a sausage and turned black. He needed immediate medical attention. By the time he reached a hospital, the leg was "bursting open" with pus. Doctors were able to save the limb, but Hogg had to undergo three operations and a skin graft. An avid kickboxer and soccer player, he fears he may never play his sports again. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Woman who feared mystery ‘scratching’ noises could be evil spirit finds spider in her ear A WOMAN who thought she was possessed by evil spirits after hearing strange noises in her head has discovered this living in her ear. Victim Li Peng told doctors she could hear a strange “scratching noise” especially at night, as well as feel a frequent pain in her left ear, according to local media. She said the problem had started when she went on a hiking trip with her boyfriend on the outskirts of their home in the city of Xiamen, in East China’s Fujian Province. Li admitted she had delayed going to see medics because she feared the scratching sounds, which only she could hear, may be due to the fact she had been possessed by evil spirits. Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 17-year-old girl tries to kill spider, allegedly causes four-vehicle accident injuring 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Spray the outside of your car. Dont leave your windows down when you're parked. This saves lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 So really the spider caused the wreck. Sounds like the paper is covering up the real problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted October 26, 2015 Author Share Posted October 26, 2015 Puppy-sized spider?????? http://www.livescience.com/48340-goliath-birdeater-surprises-scientist.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonniey Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) Michigan Woman Finds Black Widow Spider Inside Package of Grapes A woman says she made a potentially deadly discovery inside a package of grapes she bought from a Walmart Supercenter in Troy, Michigan: a black widow spider. Click on the link for the full article and video That's a story? I can probably find 20 of them in my backyard in 10 minutes without looking hard. Edited October 26, 2015 by nonniey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Yeah... black widow inside a pack of ****ing fruit. Happens all the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 We've had 2, for at least a month, on the front porch. The big writing spider has a really cool web going over the light fixture, which we've wanted to keep for Halloween, so far, so good. The other one I have to duck under, not so good. don't like him at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 For all you spider fans, I found someowne for you to follow on Twitter: Canadian scientist thrills the web by live-tweeting spider sex "Since I was waiting around hoping to catch the spiders in the act, I thought I would tweet a bit," Scott told CBC News on Monday. "I guess the weird and wonderful behaviour of black widows that originally got me hooked was also intriguing to folks following along." It certainly was, judging by the amount of replies, retweets, favourites and follows that came her way that afternoon (and later, when Gizmodo spotlighted her now viral tweets.) By the time Scott called it a night, about four hours after she started documenting the mating session and six after it started, spider lovers and casually interested observers alike were on the edge of their seats with anticipation. "Maybe some nice lite jazz, soft lighting and a nice Chianti would help?" suggested one follower after Scott lamented that the spiders were "taking their time." "Oh we've got super sexy red lighting up in here," she replied. "And the romantic buzz of the laboratory air circulation." And their excitement grew with every update Scott provided about the spiders' behaviour. @Cataranea Click on the link for more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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