Predicto Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I'd be chillin' in a tank full of ****roaches Fear Factor style me too. Roaches are just gross. Spiders are the concentrated essence of bloated venomous evil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Spiders are the concentrated essence of bloated venomous evil. Interesting perception of a creature that will rarely ever attack or bite a human, unprovoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr_rgLZwm-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popeman38 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Not playing the video. Nope. ****ing moron getting that close to that large of a spider? Deserves whatever horror awaits. Me? Aerosol can and lighter, home made flamethrower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 http://www.cracked.com/article_22136_spiders-that-look-like-wood-5-animals-hiding-in-plain-sight_p2.html That is not a vaguely spider-shaped stick. That is a vaguely stick-shaped spider. That is Poltys laciniosus. That is proof that love is a lie made up by madmen who faced the cold void that lurks behind the universe and turned away. By night it's an ordinary mundane horror of a spider -- it makes webs, it captures insects, it devours their insides and ****s out hope -- but come daybreak, it draws up its legs and morphs into a piece of bark, just waiting for you to accidentally touch it so it can permanently ruin your ability to trust. Daintree RainforestHere is a stump-shaped spider. Prepare for stump-shaped fingers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Cracked has the funniest **** when it comes to spiders. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 As a follow-up to this post we have this story: Shopper's shock at discovering bananas from Tesco were infested with hundreds of deadly Brazilian spiders whose bite can cause painful four-hour erections Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I'll just leave this here. 5 Insane Things Science Just Found Out About the Human Body #5. There Are Tiny Spiders Living in Your Face Right NowGromovataya/iStock/Getty Images Sometime in 2014, scientists pointed a high-powered electron microscope at the surface of the human face, and they still haven't stopped screaming. What they saw in the high-resolution moonscape of the average human mug looked something like this: Via huidziekten.nl, Via gazeta24horas.com.br Sleep well, everyone! Those blue things are tiny arachnids known as "Demodex brevis," and they live in your pores right now. Yes, in your pores. Researchers discovered that precisely 100 percent of people examined were home to massive colonies of microscopic face spiders. Whoa, hey -- stop clawing at your skin; you need that to live. Piotr Marcinski/iStock/Getty Images You'll just make the spiders angry. Read the rest here: http://www.cracked.com/article_22180_5-insane-things-we-recently-discovered-in-human-body.html You're welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Hey Sparta... **** you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 LOL. I have visions of some of the tailgaters running to scrub their faces with brillo pads right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) Not sure if posted. Remember, 99% of spider bites are not harmful to humans Brazilian Wandering Spiders: They like bananas and sometimes make their way to other continents with the fruit. Interesting note: Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments. Edited March 25, 2015 by Fan since a Fetus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) Yeah... "It'll eat your face off, but don't worry, its not venomous." That makes me really comfortable Edited March 25, 2015 by Mr. Sinister 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I'll just leave this here. You utter **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Hubby out of the house the other day, and a long-legs above the light fixture in the bathroom, on the ceiling. Well, I ain't climbin' with no one else in the house, for old-people safety reasons, LOL Have no idea where it went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 ^ What could go wrong? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 ^ What could go wrong? I dunno, but somethings wrong...you haven't answered me, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I dunno, but somethings wrong...you haven't answered me, LOL Lol, what are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Lol, what are you talking about?We better order a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Sin must know too much...and Mary's gonna ask him to look at the flowers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I have no idea whats going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) The Portia spider is actually pretty cool because of how smart they are. They employ intelligent and varied hunting strategies based on circumstances and type of spider they're hunting (they pretty much exclusively eat other spiders). Scientists are pretty perplexed by them because with nothing but a small neural net that isn't even in the same ballpark as a brain, they have absolutely no business being able to do some of the things they do. http://www.minibeastwildlife.com.au/Portia.htm http://www.dichotomistic.com/mind_readings_spider%20minds.html Edited March 25, 2015 by mistertim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Pure evil needs no brain. It just, Is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 that's one ugly SOB. it feeds on nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Portia just makes it sound pretty. ****ing crazy name, it just is, y'all! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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