SkinsFTW Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Here's a pic of the house a few days ago. Looks like it's Spider killing time. If I was that neighbor I'd be outside with a big bottle of something just in case they make a run for the border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 If I was that neighbor I'd be outside with a big bottle of something just in case they make a run for the border.If they make a run for it, it's already too late. Make that a bottle of Vodka and maybe you'll get to die of alcohol poisoning instead of being eaten alive by spiders. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Turn that bottle of vodka into a Molotov ****tail and make your Last Stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Turn that bottle of vodka into a Molotov ****tail and make your Last StandThat'll just piss 'em off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I wonder what it is about spiders that causes absolute terror. What is so special about them that they're such a wide-spread phobia? I mean, I know I don't like those ****ers, but why? I dunno, but it is interesting. Personally, I find spiders to be pretty cool. My favorite is "Portia". A jumping spider that has intelligent, adaptable hunting techniques even though its "CNS" is hardly even there. Imagine what it could do if it had a legit brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 If I was that neighbor I'd be outside with a big bottle of something just in case they make a run for the border. If I was that neighbor I'd have already moved 1000 miles away. Got news for you - when there are a zillion brown recluses in a single house, there probably are ten zillion of them in the neighborhood. They didn't just arrive in that guy's attic via Star Trek teleporter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I don;t really mind spiders. they are the only bugs in my house that i have a non-binding "catch and release" treaty with. but brown recluse spiders? 6000 of them? I'm not going to post any pictures, because i don;t want to get banned.... but google "brown recluse spider bite" and see what ONE brown recluse spider bite does to a person. its like basically spider snuff flick port. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) ugh. Really do not like arachnids. I was cooking on my grill recently when I heard something plop onto the concrete patio next to me. It was a blue mud dauber and big wolf spider. Apparently she was trying to carry Mr. Wolf off the roof but exceeded her load capacity and they both fell and were rolling around. Sprayed them both. Edited October 15, 2014 by Zguy28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 ugh. Really do not like arachnids. I was cooking on my grill recently when I heard something plop onto the concrete patio next to me. It was a blue mud dauber and big wolf spider. Apparently she was trying to carry Mr. Wolf off the roof but exceeded her load capacity and they both fell and were rolling around. Sprayed them both. Dude.... what if they landed on you. I don't think I'd ever recover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) Edited October 15, 2014 by GhostofSparta 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Pretty much why I was content with the what were probably hundreds,(at first),of small black ground spiders taking up residence in my backyard this past late Spring and Summer. Ground all but moved with them for awhile,(the cats and the spiders themselves whittled down the numbers a bit). They were my first line of defense for all the rest of the little bugs that would try to get to the house. Pretty cool actually. Safe to walk around barefoot back there,(which I did). However,we're talking brown recluse spiders here. I got to take care of a friend of mine as a medic who had been bitten by one of those. Nasty stuff. Tent the house? Sure. And waiting just outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 If that doesn't work then napalm the entire neighborhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Destino Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 If that doesn't work then napalm the entire neighborhood If that was my neighborhood, I'd understand. Save yourselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Someone needs to call William Shatner. Bonus points if you get the obscure terrible 70's movie reference. Double bonus points if you watched it as a kid and then couldn't sleep for three days out of terror, royally pissing off your parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Damn you eight legged freaks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 This has been making the rounds on the net and made itself to the "Something creepy" Thread. Thought it might work here as well. Being a spider nightmare thing and all. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/bunbury-local-discovered-a-spider-had-burrowed-under-his-skin-on-bali-holiday/story-fnk0b1zt-1227092337210 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 This has been making the rounds on the net and made itself to the "Something creepy" Thread. Thought it might work here as well. Being a spider nightmare thing and all. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/bunbury-local-discovered-a-spider-had-burrowed-under-his-skin-on-bali-holiday/story-fnk0b1zt-1227092337210 I had no idea that was possible. Spiders are now more terrifying than before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) This has been making the rounds on the net and made itself to the "Something creepy" Thread. Thought it might work here as well. Being a spider nightmare thing and all. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/bunbury-local-discovered-a-spider-had-burrowed-under-his-skin-on-bali-holiday/story-fnk0b1zt-1227092337210 You know, I was just thinking to myself, "I've been sleeping too well lately". Thank you for solving that problem forever. Edited October 17, 2014 by PokerPacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 My front door is spider central lately. Every time I come home there's one waiting. Your little asses ain't gettin' in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 This has been making the rounds on the net and made itself to the "Something creepy" Thread. Thought it might work here as well. Being a spider nightmare thing and all. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/bunbury-local-discovered-a-spider-had-burrowed-under-his-skin-on-bali-holiday/story-fnk0b1zt-1227092337210 Dude wtf?! But I'm labeled crazy if I say I want to set the world on fire. The same day that God created waterfalls, the devil created spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostyj Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) This has been making the rounds on the net and made itself to the "Something creepy" Thread. Thought it might work here as well. Being a spider nightmare thing and all. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/bunbury-local-discovered-a-spider-had-burrowed-under-his-skin-on-bali-holiday/story-fnk0b1zt-1227092337210 This was debunked on snopes - but still freaky as hell. But there is this... Every time I got too close to the birdeater it would do three things. First, the spider would start rubbing its hind legs against the hairy abdomen. "Oh, how cute!", I thought when I first saw this adorable behavior, until a cloud of urticating hair hit my eyeballs, and made me itch and cry for several days. If that wasn't enough, the arachnid would rear its front legs and open its enormous fangs, capable of puncturing a mouse's skull, and tried to jab me with the pointy implements. LINK Edited October 19, 2014 by frostyj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 A spitting birdeater? **** this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pedro Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) If you've got spider problems don't feed your kids: Apparantly Goliath spider tastes like crab.... Edited October 21, 2014 by Pedro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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