Elessar78 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 My boss comes into my office every morning and asks, "What's new?". Im not really sure how to answer this. Is he asking if there's anything new in my life? Not really, it's the same routine pretty much every morning. Is he asking what I'm working on that day? It's made more awkward because after I give a response then he'll ask, "What else is new?" I don't get the vibe that he's asking about status of projects. Just a bit socially awkward. My mornings are usually pretty routine and I don't want to sound flippant and tell him I had coffee and dropped off the kids at daycare. Anyway, I got nothing. Help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 21 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: My boss comes into my office every morning and asks, "What's new?". Im not really sure how to answer this. Is he asking if there's anything new in my life? Not really, it's the same routine pretty much every morning. Is he asking what I'm working on that day? It's made more awkward because after I give a response then he'll ask, "What else is new?" I don't get the vibe that he's asking about status of projects. Just a bit socially awkward. My mornings are usually pretty routine and I don't want to sound flippant and tell him I had coffee and dropped off the kids at daycare. Anyway, I got nothing. Help. Sounds like he might be attracted to you, and you might have accidentally given off a gay vibe that he picked up on Or he thinks you're a snitch, and is probing you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 21 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Sounds like he might be attracted to you, and you might have accidentally given off a gay vibe that he picked up on Or he thinks you're a snitch, and is probing you Wow. I'm not sure he'd like to probe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Elessar78 said: My boss comes into my office every morning and asks, "What's new?". Im not really sure how to answer this. Is he asking if there's anything new in my life? Not really, it's the same routine pretty much every morning. Is he asking what I'm working on that day? It's made more awkward because after I give a response then he'll ask, "What else is new?" I don't get the vibe that he's asking about status of projects. Just a bit socially awkward. My mornings are usually pretty routine and I don't want to sound flippant and tell him I had coffee and dropped off the kids at daycare. Anyway, I got nothing. Help. Just give two answers, one vague regarding personal life and one regarding work/projects. Example, "Same ole, same ole. Kids are getting big and wearing me and the wife out. Right now I'm just working on (insert project name), trying to get it knocked out. How's everything going with you boss?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Nah. Have fun with it. Tell him that you got crabs from a coworker and her husband does also.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Mr. Sinister said: Or he thinks you're a snitch, and is probing you that could also be because of the gay vibe he gives off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB452 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Charles Barkley bucket list includes killing Skip Bayless on Live TV... Charles Barkley appeared on the Dan Patrick Show yesterday and ramped it up a few notches in his hatred of Skip Bayless. "You know what we should do for ratings? If I get a disease and I'm going to die, how about you get Skip Bayless in here, and I'll kill him live on national television." http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/charles-barkley’s-bucket-list-includes-killing-skip-bayless-on-live-tv/ar-BByHvwZ?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp >> I would miss work to see this...heck, they could put on Pay Per View....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Well I guess that's a thing you can say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I wish he wouldn't hide his feelings, and tell us how he really feels about Skip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Hey gang. I'm happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 1 minute ago, skinsmarydu said: Hey gang. I'm happy Weed and a sex toy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 One out of two ain't bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Calling you Pharrell from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Why? I barely know who he is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: Why? I barely know who he is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 As much as I enjoy some of Barkley's comments. I sometimes tire of his bull****. Dude gives zero ****s and just says whatever he wants and receives zero accountability for his actions. Literally no one else can get away with saying that because TNT will allow Barkley to ramble on their network for as long as he can string words together in a sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Nothing like the smell of grilled jerk chicken, wafting through the air. Wish it came in Glade air fresh form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Hangover so epic the nap didn't kill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Elessar78 said: My boss comes into my office every morning and asks, "What's new?". Im not really sure how to answer this. Is he asking if there's anything new in my life? Not really, it's the same routine pretty much every morning. Is he asking what I'm working on that day? It's made more awkward because after I give a response then he'll ask, "What else is new?" I don't get the vibe that he's asking about status of projects. Just a bit socially awkward. My mornings are usually pretty routine and I don't want to sound flippant and tell him I had coffee and dropped off the kids at daycare. Anyway, I got nothing. Help. I would keep CNN up on your phone. Just literally read him a headline verbatim each time he asks what's new. Just now, dfitzo53 said: I would keep CNN up on your phone. Just literally read him a headline verbatim each time he asks what's new. Scratch that, make it some crappy local affiliate. "What's new?" "Boy, 3, accidentally swallows father's LEGO Han Solo." "What else is new?" "Escaped llama surprises churchgoers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Elessar78 said: My boss comes into my office every morning and asks, "What's new?". Anyway, I got nothing. Help. Be like, "You know Ned, new things don't happen with me on a daily basis. If I ever start visiting a different island erday like ya boy D0uble, then I'll definitely let ya know." Then shoot the question back. What's new? Then ask again after he tells you that he bought Aquafresh instead of Crest last night, be like AND WHAT ELSE IS NEW? Sometimes you gotta give dat medicine back to make people realize they annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 This album holds up FAR better than most 90's hip hop albums. I'd wager to call it timeless. 22 years later and I think it still sounds fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Taking it easy Friday night playing some video games and watching sports. Getting ready for four hours of beach volleyball tomorrow. I will be dead on sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 New whip at the house. This mother roars. Mmmmm. Can't wait to really get it out on the highway. Maybe tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskin4ever Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Why do companies think it's a good idea to have nothing in their commercials but the sound of typing keys? Even if someone is talking, no one wants to hear typing keys. That has to be one of the most annoying sounds in the world. Yet you see commercials with that sound. I just reach for the remote and turn the channel or hit mute. I can't stand that sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 NSFW - language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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