mistertim Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Don't you just hate it when you're out engaged in your favorite sport and a massive predator attacks you. Luckily I favor playing basketball and soccer and have never had that problem. Lucky you. For some reason I get lions showing up and trying to eat me every time I join a pickup soccer game. No idea what they mean by it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Lucky you. For some reason I get lions showing up and trying to eat me every time I join a pickup soccer game. No idea what they mean by it. I told you to stop setting up games in the middle of the Serengeti, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I've had moose and even a roadrunner jump out in front of me while playing golf,but a shark attack,(possibly 2?),while surfing? Yeah. Sure. Can't wait to go swimming in the ocean again.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) For some more fun, here's his postgame.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=149&v=3xvWIzbsVeE  Oy wuz tot-ly jist tripping aowt  Oyd loyk ta give cridit to the shahk, 'e plahyed a hill-ova gaym tiday.    Lucky guy.  ~Bang Edited July 20, 2015 by Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) Don't you just hate it when you're out engaged in your favorite sport and a massive predator attacks you. Luckily I favor playing basketball and soccer and have never had that problem. Â Yes, lucky for you. Â Edited July 20, 2015 by China 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I've never cared for the ocean anyway for several reasons: 1) I never grew up around water so I didn't really learn to swim until I was in my 20s. Swimming in the ocean sucks 2) The beach is too sandy, sal****er burns your eyes and you have to hose off and clean the sand from every crevice afterwards, otherwise it's unbearable. When we were little we'd go to the beach and splash around even on the last day after checkout and then leave and sit in the car for 4 hours coming home. That was fun/ 3) Sharks, jellyfish, rocks, under toe, dropoffs...screw all that I love the beach more now that I'm older and never get in the water. Now I just walk with my wife at night or go for a solo jog in the morning, sit on the hotel balcony and watch the sunset or hang out on the sand with friends in chairs/towels and umbrellas with drinks or some ice cream or something. I have no desire to ever get back in the water Much more enjoyable with none of the risk or unpleasantness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 haha, sal****er gets caught by the profanity filter. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 haha, sal****er gets caught by the profanity filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchgear Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Â Vet min + incentives? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Â Â Vet min + incentives? He's TALL. Could be a great RZ target. Needs to fill out his frame a bit more. Tends to drop the tiger when losing concentration sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Runs a little high too. Keeps his head up in contact though,(way the hell up). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) Is trampling over the Lion's offense really that impressive? Edited July 22, 2015 by PokerPacker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 All power, lacks that next gear. Also, appears to have stomped on a downed player so you can't count on him being available for 16 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskin4ever Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I predict too many penalties and fines for hitting defenseless receivers. He nailed that lion while it was in the air. That's a big no-no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) I dunno that giraffe looks a little cornball to me. Â I heard he's marrying a white girl and votes Republican. Â If he got a legit haircut, then MAYBE. Edited July 22, 2015 by balki1867 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Vet min + incentives? Trucked his ass! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I like that his legs are always moving. The high leg kick reminds me of Roger Craig. I'd sign him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Looks a little like Brandon Jacobs vs Laron Landry 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 He still got up, chased down the giraffe 20 seconds later and ate the hell out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 All this for a ground out.  The camera will get closer in about 1:00..  this kid is something else. Watch him point at the pitcher after a foul ball at like 2:35 or so   ~Bang 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 <<lion opening doors>>> Â that is hilarious! Â (unless it is the footage right before that Game Of Thrones girl was actually really killed, in which case it is tragic!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 that is hilarious! Â (unless it is the footage right before that Game Of Thrones girl was actually really killed, in which case it is tragic!) Looks like everything worked out...but that lion was like "Hmmm....delivery..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) Yeah that kid at the plate would get thrown at. Edited July 24, 2015 by steve09ru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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